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  1. ISO #1
    fm Nick
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    Why I deserve to win the Least Valuable Player award

    Well since I think I'm dead tomorrow and I still have access to this section I want to express all of my thoughts worry free so that anyone can see them afterwords.

    Call this my journal, or Diary (to be more gay).



    This isn't going to be very organized or anything, I'm just going to spew out whatever I can think of and try to make sense.


    I want to start from the beginning.


    When I signed up for FMx I was thinking this would be the best time of my life, trolling a 50 person game, giving me something to do in my spare time. Boy was I wrong.

    To any players out there who are thinking of signing up for their first FM, don't think it is a joke. This game consumes your soul.
    It makes reddit seem like a joke!

    When I got my role I was a bit disappointed, citizen? d'aww shucks!
    But then I remember back to my first 2 small forum mafia games. I had gotten escort and doctor respectively. So It was only fair I had to play a citizen, I mean someone has to do it right?

    (Looking back right now I totally sucked balls while playing escort/doc. I didn't have the wifom or the experience to know what goes on in forum mafia. I didn't see any of the signs, I played it like I play sc2 mafia, random ass shit and hope for the best.)

    So I decided I need to play and at least try.

    I didn't do much the first couple of days. I posted a couple of tallies because it was fun making lists and I thought I was actually helping the town out since I didn't have anything to contribute. So I lurked, trolled a bit and was rather unproductive.

    On Day 3 I took it upon myself to trollolololol anonymously but I am just a minor troll amongst larger ones. I stopped posting around #400 and gave up on that day since it was pretty clear no one was going to get lynched.

    I could go search for all of my posts that day but all I did was troll (never accused anyone) and post pictures/videos etc.

    On day 4 I got a wake up call.
    I was witched to visit ambient. Someone had actually done something to me! So I felt like I had to share it with everyone!
    Then accusations started flying around and I was in the midst of it all. I was basking in all of the attention and felt rather smug.

    I did what I thought was helping the town but mostly I was wasting their time doing nothing.
    When Fred claimed doctor I thought I could finally do something and hope to draw a mafia bullet. So I decided to false claim doc (at the time I believed fred was actually doc). I spent an hour or 2 putting together a great doc claim (imo) and waited for all of the attention to come my way again.

    Someone found an error in my claim and I felt like I should just give it all up and be humble in my citizen-ness and lurk but for some god damn reason I decided to stick with it.

    I don't know why I kept it up, nothing good was coming from my claim, fred wouldn't respond and the train was starting to come towards me.

    I really wanted to reveal my citizenship card and hang up the towel. I was in way over my head and this shit was driving me crazy. I had stopped taking notes day2 and didn't bother caring who claimed what. I only focused on the here and now.
    Zack was constantly on my ass (to me it seemed like he was ) and he rubbed me the wrong way. Plus it seemed like he could see through my facade as a mexican doctor. There are no such things anyways right?

    but then...
    I Finally had some payoff.
    Fred copied my pms and was then promptly lynched.

    I was such a smug motherfucker at this point. I thought I was the shit! The King of FMx!
    How wrong I was.

    In my smugness I totally neglected to realize that I had a student. I bookmark the current day so I don't have to navigate the website too much and thus I never saw this section for my student and I to talk. I didn't receive a PM until the day ended.

    Fresh off my high from trapping fred (who btw was so stupid in his claim he would have gotten lynched even if I didn't claim doctor) I devised a list of codewords to relay information to my student about night actions.
    I thought I was so clever and wise.

    Then my student died.

    Thus begins the tale of Dumb Fuck DramaLlama.

    Day 5.
    I promptly announce that McPwnage was my student and whoever killed him is retarded.
    I debate suicide as I am alone again, with no one to hold, and fuck all to do.
    I play it off as disagreeing with the GMs format for the day and hope to sound like scum inorder to get some much needed attention.
    I am such an attention whore.
    I don't post for a while and someone says they miss the telly tally.
    I get high off of the attention and return to the game all pro-town and ready for some scum hunting.
    I quickly resume my role of tally keeper and start to fuck everything up.
    I go against the masons for a while thinking they are mafia and waste time and attention is drawn away from lynching mafia.
    I tanked a midterm because I didn't study (thanks to FMx) and took to voting for whoever rubbed my the wrong way.
    I fail to use any logic and can't remember shit all from previous days.
    I rely solely on the masons to steer my votes.
    I become a sheep and don't care.
    I get Zane lynched.
    I don't defend Kirk enough.
    I fuck the tally count up and everyone thinks muso has already been lynched.
    I fuck the whole town over because everyone has grown to trust my tallies.
    I become all raged at the GM and blame everything on him.
    I debate gamethrowing to make the game go faster.
    I wonder why I even play this game.

    So please, vote me for LVP of the game.
    I just lost town the game.


    Now I go on a large trolling spree in sc2 mafia. Bai bai

  2. ISO #2
    fm Nick
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    Re: Why I deserve to win the Least Valuable Player award

    Also GM if you are reading this (I think your com Yayap right?)

    I am sorry for shitting on you.
    You have a hell of a lot harder time managing the game than I thought.
    I got mad at times and blamed you when you probably spent more hours on this FM than anyone else.
    Really sorry.

  3. ISO #3

    Re: Why I deserve to win the Least Valuable Player award

    I've had to keep up with everything just to make sure that no one is cheating.. here is my to do list for end of days and end of nights:

    Day End: (from start to finish 3+ hours to get the tally then another few hours to process the modkills)

    -Lock Thread
    -Announce who was lynched.
    -Count votes and post tally.
    -Lock FAQ
    -Remove any night chats from jailed person.
    -Add jailed person and Jailor to jail.
    -Change jailed persons usergroup to dead.
    -PM jailed person.
    -Open Mason, Mafia & Student chats.
    -Announce any jailed members to the night chats.
    -Send out graveyard update to Amnesiacs.
    -Calculate and update Lvls and send out Lvl-UP PMs.
    -Update Graveyard with lynched person.
    -Calculate modkills
    -offer choice to lynched person to return as modkill or go to graveyard.
    -Add lynched person to appropriate graveyard if not replacing.
    -Change Passwords on modkilled accounts.
    -Delete all PMs from accounts being modkilled.
    -Remove Silenced Drug effect.
    -Go to sleep.




    Night End: (usually 5+ hours to do all this)

    -Review Tweets in graveyard and random.org 5 of them.
    -Start making newspaper.
    -Update night thread in archives with all PMs.
    -Using order of operations, calculate results.
    -Update investigation parings with results.
    -Make Spy sounds.
    -Finish newspaper with coroner reports.
    -Write RP draft, add Death notes, Last wills, Wolfram|Alpha end day time and voting rules. Detained people. Add TL;DR version.
    -Change Silenced persons usergroup to anonymous.
    -Remove Jailor and released person from Jail.
    -Change released persons usergroup to FM-X Player.
    -Close Mason, Mafia & Student Chats.
    -Post Day on time!
    -Open FAQ.
    -Add news masons to mason chat.
    -Send out Night result PMs.
    -Update day with PMs sent info.
    -Post Spy sounds.
    -Archive jail.
    -Update Masons chat with new recruits.
    -Go to sleep.

 

 

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