Prayer to the Holy Unicorn
Register

User Tag List

Results 1 to 11 of 11
  1. #1

    Prayer to the Holy Unicorn

    Logically, one cannot disprove God's existence. Therefore, nor can one contest the absolute truth of the Presence of Thee, Great Purple Unicorn, who art at Equestria.

    May you rule over all your righteous ponies, and protect us from Squirrels, these scums who wish to conquer the world.
    Spoiler : PROOF of the Squirrel madness :


    AND NOW, PRAY YOUR LORD, FOR SHE SHALL BRING THE DARKEST LIGHT TO YOU AND PURGE THE SCUM!!!

    Spoiler : Picture of Our Lord :




















    Quote Originally Posted by S-FM Hey peter View Post
    There are two wolves inside you. One is addicted to crack. The other one is also addicted to crack. You are addicted to crack.
    Quote Originally Posted by Stealthbomber16 View Post
    MM IS AN ANTI-VAXXER

  2. #2

  3. #3

    Re: Prayer to the Holy Unicorn

    This is heresy against our lord and savior Watermeloann

    Quote Originally Posted by yzb25 View Post
    FUCK you have no idea how many marshmallows I just swallowed. I opened my mouth far too wide and ended up swallowing a shittonne of those bad boys all at once. I can still feel it all slowly sinking down my throat.
    Hopefully you'll get banned and hit by a truck.

  4. #4

    Re: Prayer to the Holy Unicorn

    Quote Originally Posted by Stealthbomber16 View Post
    This is heresy against our lord and savior Watermeloann

    No, even He accepts and recognizes the Great Unicorn as Lord!
    Quote Originally Posted by S-FM Hey peter View Post
    There are two wolves inside you. One is addicted to crack. The other one is also addicted to crack. You are addicted to crack.
    Quote Originally Posted by Stealthbomber16 View Post
    MM IS AN ANTI-VAXXER

  5. #5

    Re: Prayer to the Holy Unicorn

    Quote Originally Posted by Marshmallow Marshall View Post
    No, even He accepts and recognizes the Great Unicorn as Lord!
    Did you ask him?
    Quote Originally Posted by yzb25 View Post
    FUCK you have no idea how many marshmallows I just swallowed. I opened my mouth far too wide and ended up swallowing a shittonne of those bad boys all at once. I can still feel it all slowly sinking down my throat.
    Hopefully you'll get banned and hit by a truck.

  6. #6

    Re: Prayer to the Holy Unicorn

    Quote Originally Posted by Stealthbomber16 View Post
    Did you ask him?
    check the bottom of my post
    Quote Originally Posted by S-FM Hey peter View Post
    There are two wolves inside you. One is addicted to crack. The other one is also addicted to crack. You are addicted to crack.
    Quote Originally Posted by Stealthbomber16 View Post
    MM IS AN ANTI-VAXXER

  7. #7

    Re: Prayer to the Holy Unicorn

    Alright I greenlight this then
    Quote Originally Posted by yzb25 View Post
    FUCK you have no idea how many marshmallows I just swallowed. I opened my mouth far too wide and ended up swallowing a shittonne of those bad boys all at once. I can still feel it all slowly sinking down my throat.
    Hopefully you'll get banned and hit by a truck.

  8. #8

  9. #9

  10. #10

    Re: Prayer to the Holy Unicorn

    Quote Originally Posted by Magoroth View Post
    By the Unicorn, thy Mother, this is starting to make sense
    LOL

    I owe you several Skwirl cookies, remind me that when you join back xD
    Quote Originally Posted by S-FM Hey peter View Post
    There are two wolves inside you. One is addicted to crack. The other one is also addicted to crack. You are addicted to crack.
    Quote Originally Posted by Stealthbomber16 View Post
    MM IS AN ANTI-VAXXER

  11. #11

    Re: Prayer to the Holy Unicorn

    Quote Originally Posted by Kenny View Post
    Blasphemous french fake religion this is not fruit
    Glory to cucumber
    GLORY TO WATER MELOANN!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by S-FM Hey peter View Post
    There are two wolves inside you. One is addicted to crack. The other one is also addicted to crack. You are addicted to crack.
    Quote Originally Posted by Stealthbomber16 View Post
    MM IS AN ANTI-VAXXER

 

 

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •