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    Because *cough* some people listen to way too much Soviet music

    Here are a few jokes Iwe have met on YouTubeWeTube.
    We will keep adding them as soon as we see them!


    - Stalin should've known communism wouldn't work. I mean, come on... There were red flags everywhere!


    - Stalin: What is missing in "g_lag" ?
    Capitalist scum: I don't know, sir.
    Stalin: U! shuts the door


    - Soviet memer: In capitalist America, you have an uncle. In soviet Russia, WE have an uncle!
    Clever capitalist american: Yes. His name is Sam.


    - An American man and a Russian comrade were having a debate about their laws on freedom of speech.

    The American man begins by saying, "I can walk into the Oval Office, I can pound the president's desk, and I can say, Mr. President, I don't like the way you're running our country."

    And the Soviet citizen said, 'I can do that.'

    The American said, 'You can?'

    He says, 'Yes.'

    "I can go into the Kremlin to the general secretary's office, I can pound his desk and say, Mr. General Secretary, I don't like the way President Reagan's running his country.'' - Credits to Politburo and Reagan





    @Arsonist ;-)

    Last edited by Marshmallow Marshall; April 24th, 2019 at 06:38 PM.
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    Re: Because *cough* some people listen to way too much Soviet music

    Quote Originally Posted by Arsonist View Post
    USSR is dead, but anthem is still alive
    (If you don't know, USSR and Russian anthem have same music)
    If I gathered enough soviet jokes to make a thread out of it, I think I know about that ;)

    and USSR lives in a lot of people's hearts
    which is a good thing
    and i hope it doesn't die or rise again
    Quote Originally Posted by S-FM Hey peter View Post
    There are two wolves inside you. One is addicted to crack. The other one is also addicted to crack. You are addicted to crack.
    Quote Originally Posted by Stealthbomber16 View Post
    MM IS AN ANTI-VAXXER
    Quote Originally Posted by The Lawyer View Post
    Besides your lamp and your refridgerators, do you find anyone else suspicious?

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    Re: Because *cough* some people listen to way too much Soviet music

    Listened to the video and suddenly felt like watching U571..
    Quote Originally Posted by Helz View Post
    if we could just stop catering to the toxic attitude and apathy that has become the culture of this site.
    Its easy to tear something down. Building something real takes a level of conviction and dedication that is not cool or fun.

 

 

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