S-FM One Thousand Rolecards

[Kenny]

Click the arrow so you can view this post with the Naz quote as context.
@Everyone

That distorted post is pretty much as impactful as my continuous and all so successful attempts of gaining 3rd degree shitposter.
You are scumpainting at this point.

[DJarJar]

This is the distorted soft neutral claim btw. He’s replying to Naz saying that she thinks he’s Neut

Then you click the arrow and look at this post and how Distorted is right there responding to other people but then after I spam the question at him 4 times HE LOGS OFF after post 906

[DJarJar]

That distorted post is pretty much as impactful as my continuous and all so successful attempts of gaining 3rd degree shitposter.
You are scumpainting at this point.

CLICK THE FUCKING ARROW AND READ THE POST WITH THE NAZ QUOTE IN IT

[Marshmallow Marshall]

Please lynch Efe, he has gone completely desilusional and his only goal is to confuse us.

Bitch.

I... I wish lol. But I prefer lynching my sure scumreads, because Distorted flip PROVES a lot of things, and he's also confusing y'all. Even better than efe since most of you don't even NOTICE it...

[Kenny]

CLICK THE FUCKING ARROW AND READ THE POST WITH THE NAZ QUOTE IN IT

That distorted post is pretty much as impactful as my continuous and all so successful attempts of gaining 3rd degree shitposter.
You are scumpainting at this point.

[Kenny]

I... I wish lol. But I prefer lynching my sure scumreads, because Distorted flip PROVES a lot of things, and he's also confusing y'all. Even better than efe since most of you don't even NOTICE it...

A distorted flip would prove aamirus being scum aligned and the town having lost the game.

[Marshmallow Marshall]

omg it's all over this thread
look again lol

i'm just sitting here LOL ing because you guys want to kill me / distorted, guess what, once we're dead you guys STILL have to find the evil roles for a town win

Okay then. What about you vote Distorted? I'm telling you that if you don't vote Distorted, I'll vote you and screw you into oblivion today...

[Marshmallow Marshall]

A distorted flip would prove aamirus being scum aligned and the town having lost the game.

....you mean if he was town? Yes. But town wouldn't have lost the game, since scums seem to not have a night kill. And I'm 99% sure he's scum. So get him. If he's inno, feel free to lynch Aamirus because it'll mean my scum hunting skills for this game are of a big fat 0.

[Marshmallow Marshall]

Okay then. What about you vote Distorted? I'm telling you that if you don't vote Distorted, I'll vote you and screw you into oblivion today...

@naz NOTICE ME

[DJarJar]

tbh we should stop letting people like efe and hybrid sign up...they're the reason why the site is dead i m ho

Why are you voting me? Do you think Distorted is town?

u have to d i y the quote but distorted burnt u right back
we really need 9-1-1 up in this bitch
but to answer:

i don't think he is town, i think he might be pure neutral at the shmoment.. :l

ayyy u got good reads. ill sheep you then since town wants to just kill me for giving them stuffs.

-vote aamirus

If you sit here and tell me this is NOT a 100% NAZ YOU ARE RIGHT I, DISTORTED, AM NOT TOWN CLAIM THEN I WILL LITERALLY SHOOT MYSELF

[DJarJar]

fuck it's still not obvious enough - let me make the quotes even more nested for ur dumbass

[Marshmallow Marshall]

I'm awaiting for SB's response to a PM. Depending on the response we may need to push the RED BUTTON.

OH SHET A RED BUTTON

[Marshmallow Marshall]

Mamma mia, this game has gone completely shit insane for town!! I hereby pronounce my complete love, loyalty and submission to Ainz-... MARSHMALLOW MARSHALL!!

I accept your fealty/your pocketing attempt/you jumping in my pocket xD

[DJarJar]

u have to d i y the quote but distorted burnt u right back
we really need 9-1-1 up in this bitch
but to answer:

Why are you voting me? Do you think Distorted is town?

i don't think he is town, i think he might be pure neutral at the shmoment.. :l

u have to d i y the quote but distorted burnt u right back
we really need 9-1-1 up in this bitch
but to answer:

i don't think he is town, i think he might be pure neutral at the shmoment.. :l

ayyy u got good reads. ill sheep you then since town wants to just kill me for giving them stuffs.

-vote aamirus

If you sit here and tell me this is NOT a 100% NAZ YOU ARE RIGHT I, DISTORTED, AM NOT TOWN CLAIM THEN I WILL LITERALLY SHOOT MYSELF

[Marshmallow Marshall]

I'm afraid the town is even more fucked than I expected.

My deepest apologies, but I do not submit to you, MM. My only last hope has been destroyed by the evil StealthBomber 16. Who would have known the extent of his wickedness?

Hm, I'm not even gonna ask why.... but okay. This makes u even more towny tho lol

[Otakudweeb69]

Why are you voting me? Do you think Distorted is town?

u have to d i y the quote but distorted burnt u right back
we really need 9-1-1 up in this bitch
but to answer:

i don't think he is town, i think he might be pure neutral at the shmoment.. :l

ayyy u got good reads. ill sheep you then since town wants to just kill me for giving them stuffs.

-vote aamirus

Alright found it. Aamirus asks if Naz thinks distorted is town, Naz thinks distorted is neutral, and distorted isn't disagreeing with this. I think Naz is the more blatantly evil of the two but distorted probably needs to go too.

[Kenny]

....you mean if he was town? Yes. But town wouldn't have lost the game, since scums seem to not have a night kill. And I'm 99% sure he's scum. So get him. If he's inno, feel free to lynch Aamirus because it'll mean my scum hunting skills for this game are of a big fat 0.

This setup is likely 7 3 1. Otaku is not confirmed in the least and chances are good on him being the scum killer who went for numbertwo night 1.
Right now we are in a 4+1v3 situation if what I think really is true. The scum likely has 4 votes, the town has 4, and the last one is naz.
The town totally would lose by mislynching today.

[naz]

Okay then. What about you vote Distorted? I'm telling you that if you don't vote Distorted, I'll vote you and screw you into oblivion today...

u wish u could screw any female into oblivion

-vote distorted

forgive me pimp daddy

[Otakudweeb69]

CLICK THE FUCKING ARROW AND READ THE POST WITH THE NAZ QUOTE IN IT

this was my fault I didn't know I could jump to the posts with the arrows so I had to look for the posts you were referencing myself. sorry.

[Marshmallow Marshall]

What is this clusterfuckery? I don’t want naz L-1 yet, and I don’t want to kill distorted he’s a town read for me. I don’t like your deal, MM. I don’t like you in general, MM. what happened to even addressing aamirus? Imo you’re all scums and I can’t even nightkill anyone because I’m too far down in OoO as Satan. I want naz dead today yes but holy shit now is too early. If I had it my way I’d straight up shoot everyone in game lmfao

Me addressing aamirus is right here: If distorted flips scum, Aamirus is town. If Distorted flips town, Aamirus is scum. End of story. If you refuse, then I'll straight up lynch Distorted and naz will be for tomorrow, MAYBE. You had your chance. Now, VADE RETRO, SATANA!

[Kenny]

u wish u could screw any female into oblivion

-vote distorted

forgive me pimp daddy

DISTORTED IS AT L-2. PLEASE DO NOT TURBO-LYNCH IN A MYLO SITUATION.

[Marshmallow Marshall]

Your top town read FUCKING CLAIMED neutral. Only 1 person even responded to my reads list IMO the majority of lobby is various different scums now fuck this shit

I honestly wouldn't trust his neutral claim. I think it's just to avoid a night kill by faking night immunity

The majority of this lobby is TOWN. SB16 promised it. Unless he's a traitor lol.

[Otakudweeb69]

This setup is likely 7 3 1. Otaku is not confirmed in the least and chances are good on him being the scum killer who went for numbertwo night 1.
Right now we are in a 4+1v3 situation if what I think really is true. The scum likely has 4 votes, the town has 4, and the last one is naz.
The town totally would lose by mislynching today.

alright listen here bud. If me deadass claiming a killing role and going for a scumread that didn't even die has me pegged as a scum killer, then I don't know what to say. Naz IS a scum, and she needs to die.

[Marshmallow Marshall]

@Stealthbomber16 Can neutrals win with the town?

Neutral: Eliminate all other factions, or be in a scenario where the elimination of all other factions may not be stopped. Any neutral roles have a passive night immunity, regardless of their role.

I believe town is a faction... therefore, no.

[Marshmallow Marshall]

This setup is likely 7 3 1. Otaku is not confirmed in the least and chances are good on him being the scum killer who went for numbertwo night 1.
Right now we are in a 4+1v3 situation if what I think really is true. The scum likely has 4 votes, the town has 4, and the last one is naz.
The town totally would lose by mislynching today.

I'm gonna break my own rule and check what HOST has posted to deduce stuff. Lynch is mandatory UNTIL MYLO. I don't think he would say that if we were ALREADY at MYLO, right? ^^

[Marshmallow Marshall]

alright listen here bud. If me deadass claiming a killing role and going for a scumread that didn't even die has me pegged as a scum killer, then I don't know what to say. Naz IS a scum, and she needs to die.

In this case, you shoot distorted, or you die.
simple
as
that

[Otakudweeb69]

u wish u could screw any female into oblivion

-vote distorted

forgive me pimp daddy

NAZ IS THE IMMUNE NEUTRAL-ALIGNED SCUM OH MY GOD. THATS WHY MY SHOT DIDNT GO THROUGH. GET RID OF THIS FREAKING CHOCOLATE CUPCAKE.
If I have the ability to night kill, It's going through either Distorted or MM's headass.

[DJarJar]

DISTORTED IS AT L-2. PLEASE DO NOT TURBO-LYNCH IN A MYLO SITUATION.

KENNY IF YOU DO NOT RESPOND TO THIS:

Spoiler : kenny fuck you :

u have to d i y the quote but distorted burnt u right back
we really need 9-1-1 up in this bitch
but to answer:

Why are you voting me? Do you think Distorted is town?

i don't think he is town, i think he might be pure neutral at the shmoment.. :l

u have to d i y the quote but distorted burnt u right back
we really need 9-1-1 up in this bitch
but to answer:

i don't think he is town, i think he might be pure neutral at the shmoment.. :l

ayyy u got good reads. ill sheep you then since town wants to just kill me for giving them stuffs.

-vote aamirus

If you sit here and tell me this is NOT a 100% NAZ YOU ARE RIGHT I, DISTORTED, AM NOT TOWN CLAIM THEN I WILL LITERALLY SHOOT MYSELF

it is going to be super obvious with Distorted's flip that you are his teammate

[Kenny]

I'm gonna break my own rule and check what HOST has posted to deduce stuff. Lynch is mandatory UNTIL MYLO. I don't think he would say that if we were ALREADY at MYLO, right? ^^

He said he is not gonna announce mylo situations. So it totally is possible.

[Otakudweeb69]

In this case, you shoot distorted, or you die.
simple
as
that

distorted claimed neutral and would have immunity in that case. if i make it that long my shots better used on you than it is on distorted.

[Kenny]

KENNY IF YOU DO NOT RESPOND TO THIS:

Spoiler : kenny fuck you :

If you sit here and tell me this is NOT a 100% NAZ YOU ARE RIGHT I, DISTORTED, AM NOT TOWN CLAIM THEN I WILL LITERALLY SHOOT MYSELF

it is going to be super obvious with Distorted's flip that you are his teammate

I am his teammate and I am fully convinced that distorted only said that to not get shot at night.

[Marshmallow Marshall]

Please, for the love of god, do not let MM decide who to lynch today.

If Distorted flips scum, I am hereby announcing you that you're in a fucking bad light. Idem for you, @Otakudweeb69 .

Distorted lynch grants the most information. If he's inno, lynch Aamirus. But lynch Distorted first, or else I send efe to annoy you forever.

[Kenny]

distorted claimed neutral and would have immunity in that case. if i make it that long my shots better used on you than it is on distorted.

Yes please. MM if we lynch aamirus today, aamirus if we lynch someone else today.

[Kenny]

If Distorted flips scum, I am hereby announcing you that you're in a fucking bad light. Idem for you, @Otakudweeb69.

Distorted lynch grants the most information. If he's inno, lynch Aamirus. But lynch Distorted first, or else I send efe to annoy you forever.

IT IS MYLO AND DISTORTED WILL NOT FLIP SCUM.

[Otakudweeb69]

how is there not a single vote on naz? I cannot begin to wrap my head around it. I have half a mind to bathe with a toaster.
I'm fine with lynching distorted today in that case, but in the event he flips town: DO WE GO FOR NAZ OR AAMIRUS NEXT? if we lynch distorted i'm thinking I shoot MM and we lynch Aamirus and someone else with a night ability can take care of naz. But naz is basically confirmed scum at this point and we have to deal with her eventually and I can't kill her.

[Marshmallow Marshall]

NAZ IS THE IMMUNE NEUTRAL-ALIGNED SCUM OH MY GOD. THATS WHY MY SHOT DIDNT GO THROUGH. GET RID OF THIS FREAKING CHOCOLATE CUPCAKE.
If I have the ability to night kill, It's going through either Distorted or MM's headass.

Then, THOU FUCKING SHALT LYNCH DISTORTED THE SCUM, FOR THY MM ORDERS IT.

unless thou want me to throw My Holy Hand Grenade on thee. (no this is not a soft claim its a joke)

[Marshmallow Marshall]

how is there not a single vote on naz? I cannot begin to wrap my head around it. I have half a mind to bathe with a toaster.
I'm fine with lynching distorted today in that case, but in the event he flips town: DO WE GO FOR NAZ OR AAMIRUS NEXT? if we lynch distorted i'm thinking I shoot MM and we lynch Aamirus and someone else with a night ability can take care of naz. But naz is basically confirmed scum at this point and we have to deal with her eventually and I can't kill her.

If he flips town, shoot Aamirus and we lynch Naz. That's it, that's all. Don't shoot me for god's sake...

[DJarJar]

I am his teammate and I am fully convinced that distorted only said that to not get shot at night.

That's funny because you just proclaimed that distorted never made a soft neutral claim. Now its "he claimed neutral to avoid being attacked?". Why would you go to such lengths to convolute your own beliefs just to keep putting Distorted as a town read and me as a scum read? What has Distorted done to earn that? Literally all he has done all game is (very similarly to you) ask setup questions that were already answered, make troll posts about DNA - ignoring all of the people who were demanding answers from him at the time, and "defend" himself by just counter-accusing me.

[Otakudweeb69]

I feel like if I attack MM i'd suicide into him and he'd use the thing he used to kill no2 N1 and my kill wouldn't go through.

[Marshmallow Marshall]

IT IS MYLO AND DISTORTED WILL NOT FLIP SCUM.

This is a god damn uncertain and unlikely assumption. If distorted flips scum, YOU HAVE MADE A VERY BAD NAME FOR YOURSELF.

[Otakudweeb69]

If he flips town, shoot Aamirus and we lynch Naz. That's it, that's all. Don't shoot me for god's sake...

i'm down for this, except I'd prefer an MM death over an aamirus death. I can make this happen if everyone else in game is on board with lynching MM if the game hasn't ended by naz's death, following this scenario.

[Gyrlander]

... Everyone is scum.

Everyone, flee.

[Otakudweeb69]

By this point in time, for all intents and purposes, consider my vote placed upon distorted and my night kill on aamirus (MM would use his waterbottle and kill me, and wouldn't even die himself according to OoO I believe, Kenny is... I don't know what he's doing, and Naz is immune).

[Kenny]

That's funny because you just proclaimed that distorted never made a soft neutral claim. Now its "he claimed neutral to avoid being attacked?". Why would you go to such lengths to convolute your own beliefs just to keep putting Distorted as a town read and me as a scum read? What has Distorted done to earn that? Literally all he has done all game is (very similarly to you) ask setup questions that were already answered, make troll posts about DNA - ignoring all of the people who were demanding answers from him at the time, and "defend" himself by just counter-accusing me.

Just like Gyrlander, he didn't do anything specific to make himself a townie towards you. That's true. I have a role tho and I used it.

[Kenny]

This is a god damn uncertain and unlikely assumption. If distorted flips scum, YOU HAVE MADE A VERY BAD NAME FOR YOURSELF.

He will flip town and I will have lost the game.

[Otakudweeb69]

I don't like that I'm being manipulated by MM at all to play things out as he wants, though. I might not use my night kill to be honest.

@Stealthbomber16 if an efekann the thirsty drinks his thing that kills visitors and I attack him as satan, I would die of course but would the efekann the thirsty die too?

[Gyrlander]

So, considering Efekannn may be an Enslaved Furry I asked SB16 if he shocking someone would convert him to another Enslaved Furry. He answered that if traps were legal, yes. I believe traps are not legal yet so... maybe MM is not a Furry?

IDK, I hope MM is just shocked and nothing more but if some insane shit happened we may be relying on an Enslaved Furry at this very moment.

[Otakudweeb69]

Just like Gyrlander, he didn't do anything specific to make himself a townie towards you. That's true. I have a role tho and I used it.

you're probably gonna want to reveal all the info you have, or distorted is gonna be lynched today whether you like it or not

[DJarJar]

Just like Gyrlander, he didn't do anything specific to make himself a townie towards you. That's true. I have a role tho and I used it.

What a riddle. Previously you claimed that you somehow revealed your role to Gyrlander by visiting him at night and now apparently you've confirmed Gyrlander and Distorted as town using the same role. Back to the roles list we go.

[Marshmallow Marshall]

I feel like if I attack MM i'd suicide into him and he'd use the thing he used to kill no2 N1 and my kill wouldn't go through.

If you decide to do that, chances are that will happen, yes. Because that would mean you're scum, or simply having utterly stupid plays.