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    How to do a quality shitpost!

    Hello.
    Do you even wondered about making shitposts, but you can't make them?
    This simple tutorial will teach you making quality shitposts!

    Step 1:
    Click "post new thread" button, it should look like that:
    + Post new thread or somewhat

    You also can follow this link to post a new thread!

    Step 2:
    Write a random text.
    You can write anything, if it doesn't violates the terms of service.
    If you can't imagine, use random shitpost generator.

    Step 3:
    Try to make text a total nonsense.
    You can write 2-6 diffent texts with 2-3 senteces and turn them into 1 thing.
    You can also spam random symbols after text to make it a total nonsense.

    Step 4:
    Use "Preview Post" button to see results!
    If you don't like them, you can edit posts.
    You can use BBCode buttons! They can change text color, font, size e.t.c.

    Step 5:
    If you think the results are okay, click "Sumbit New Thread" button.

    Step 6:
    You're done! The shitpost is posted to Cirlcle Jerk Orange!

    Step 7:
    Enjoy looking at result.
    Result should look like that:

    Memer vs weeb II: ULTRA CANCER!!1!!


    WEEB: ANIM3 IZZ DA BEZD !!DIJFJDUHu!!11!!!11ICVNJUNF!!!!11!!!
    MEMER: DEAD SHAMPOO CAN'T TALK !!11!!!!1!JDIFJUHGBHY!!11!!!
    WEEB: AH U OMAE WA MOU SHINDERU !!1!!!!
    MEMER: FAK U I WON'T SAY NANI !!! nani?
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *BOOM* AAAAAAAAAAAA
    Hopefully my tutorial helped you!
    Last edited by Arsonist; May 22nd, 2018 at 10:49 AM.

 

 

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