How to do a quality shitpost!

[Arsonist]

Hello.
Do you even wondered about making shitposts, but you can't make them?
This simple tutorial will teach you making quality shitposts!

Step 1:
Click "post new thread" button, it should look like that:
+ Post new thread or somewhat

You also can follow this link to post a new thread!

Step 2:
Write a random text.
You can write anything, if it doesn't violates the terms of service.
If you can't imagine, use random shitpost generator.

Step 3:
Try to make text a total nonsense.
You can write 2-6 diffent texts with 2-3 senteces and turn them into 1 thing.
You can also spam random symbols after text to make it a total nonsense.

Step 4:
Use "Preview Post" button to see results!
If you don't like them, you can edit posts.
You can use BBCode buttons! They can change text color, font, size e.t.c.

Step 5:
If you think the results are okay, click "Sumbit New Thread" button.

Step 6:
You're done! The shitpost is posted to Cirlcle Jerk Orange!

Step 7:
Enjoy looking at result.
Result should look like that:

Memer vs weeb II: ULTRA CANCER!!1!!

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WEEB: ANIM3 IZZ DA BEZD !!DIJFJDUHu!!11!!!11ICVNJUNF!!!!11!!!
MEMER: DEAD SHAMPOO CAN'T TALK !!11!!!!1!JDIFJUHGBHY!!11!!!
WEEB: AH U OMAE WA MOU SHINDERU !!1!!!!
MEMER: FAK U I WON'T SAY NANI !!! nani?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *BOOM* AAAAAAAAAAAA

Hopefully my tutorial helped you!