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    God is a demon

    Here is a simple reasoning showing God is a demon!!!

    God is everywhere. (Implies that he's in hell, since hell is somewhere)

    Demons are in hell.

    Ergo, God is a demon.
    Quote Originally Posted by The Lawyer View Post
    Besides your lamp and your refridgerators, do you find anyone else suspicious?
    Quote Originally Posted by oliverz144 View Post
    it looks like many, e.g. MM and lag, suffered under the influence of paopan. However there is a victim: frinckles. He left the path of rationality and fully dived into the parallel reality of baby shark, king shark, and soviet union pizzas.
    Spoiler : The meaning of life :

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    Re: God is a demon

    Quote Originally Posted by Marshmallow Marshall View Post
    Here is a simple reasoning showing God is a demon!!!

    God is everywhere. (Implies that he's in hell, since hell is somewhere)

    Demons are in hell.

    Ergo, God is a demon.
    I think that just means that God is partially demon. Just as he is partially in everything?
    I would rather read the proof via reasoning that hell is frozen. Could someone google and post it here?

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    Re: God is a demon

    Quote Originally Posted by Marshmallow Marshall View Post
    Here is a simple reasoning showing God is a demon!!!

    God is everywhere. (Implies that he's in hell, since hell is somewhere)

    Demons are in hell.

    Ergo, God is a demon.
    so god is also a cashier or a hotel manager just because he is there too oh and a angel too stop pointing out the obvious this thread is dumb and useless i am better than him ahahahahsahahaha
    I Like Ice Cream

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    Re: God is a demon

    Quote Originally Posted by Marshmallow Marshall View Post
    Here is a simple reasoning showing God is a demon!!!

    God is everywhere. (Implies that he's in hell, since hell is somewhere)

    Demons are in hell.

    Ergo, God is a demon.
    Im the Dark god for a reason
    CHOO CHOO, THE DARK GOD CALLS THOSE RIGHTEOUS AND FAITHFUL! FLOCK TO THE DARK MESSIAHS ARMS!

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    Re: God is a demon

    The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

    Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

    Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

    One student, however, wrote the following:

    First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

    As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

    With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

    This gives two possibilities:

    1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

    2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

    So which is it?

    If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I go out with you", and take into account the fact that I went out with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.

    The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore extinct . . . leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being, which explains why last night Teresa kept shouting "Oh, my God!"

    THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A".
    Source: https://www.alphadictionary.com/fun/hell.html

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    Re: God is a demon

    Quote Originally Posted by Efekannn02 View Post
    so god is also a cashier or a hotel manager just because he is there too oh and a angel too stop pointing out the obvious this thread is dumb and useless i am better than him ahahahahsahahaha
    But you forgot the most important: I AM GOD MWHAAHAHAHAHA *smites you and renegade*
    Quote Originally Posted by The Lawyer View Post
    Besides your lamp and your refridgerators, do you find anyone else suspicious?
    Quote Originally Posted by oliverz144 View Post
    it looks like many, e.g. MM and lag, suffered under the influence of paopan. However there is a victim: frinckles. He left the path of rationality and fully dived into the parallel reality of baby shark, king shark, and soviet union pizzas.
    Spoiler : The meaning of life :

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    Ganelon
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    Re: God is a demon

    Quote Originally Posted by OzyWho View Post
    That is actually smart as fuck

 

 

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