Pokémon GO Pickup Lines?

[Ash]

You put on your fedora, you trim your neckbeard, you put on your trenchcoat, grab your phone and leave home. . .

After walking a few blocks (whilst avoiding all the pedophiles/muggers) in the hot summer day you arrive at the Pokéstop park nearest to your home. The Poképark is swarming with QT 3.14s 8/10 nerdy-gamer grills. One of them captures your interest - you approach a grill and you say. . .






What do you say, SC2Mafia members? I would say "Ayy gurl, I got a lure down in my pants, why don't you capture my Diglet?" as I tip my fedora.

[Kovath]

You put on your fedora, you trim your neckbeard, you put on your trenchcoat, grab your phone and leave home. . .

After walking a few blocks (whilst avoiding all the pedophiles/muggers) in the hot summer day you arrive at the Pokéstop park nearest to your home. The Poképark is swarming with QT 3.14s 8/10 nerdy-gamer grills. One of them captures your interest - you approach a grill and you say. . .






What do you say, SC2Mafia members? I would say "Ayy gurl, I got a lure down in my pants, why don't you capture my Diglet?" as I tip my fedora.

-insert obligatory creepy Ash meme-

[Orpz]

"Hi! Are you playing Pokemon Go too? That's cool, me too!"
"Ay g-girl, I-i got a lure, w-wont you d-diglett m-my c-capture...diglet..c-capture m-my d-diglett"
"What?"
"Y-you too"

[ThePaladin]

Hey girl, Have you found Articuno cause I want to Art in your Cuno.

Hey girl, Have you found ZapDos cause I want to Zap that Dos.

Hey girl have you found Moltres cause You are on fire.




Hey girl let me to show you why they call us team valor

Hey girl lets let our instincts run wild

Hey girl Come with me and I'll show you a mystical time.

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So when's pokemon go dating going to become a new thing?

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Also you need a labcoat not a trenchcoat

Spoiler : Because Clearly He Shows Why :

You know, I just thought that are these really pickup lines or pedophile lines...[Hey girl, there's a mew over by that white van]

Huh.....

[PowersThatBe]

Are you a pokemon master? Because you easily caught my heart.

[Gyrlander]

Are you a pokemon master? Because you easily caught my heart.

You're a Pokemon!??!?!

[RLVG]

You are the magnemite of my magneton.

[PLZLEAVEDUCKK]

You are the magnemite of my magneton.

so is she the side hoe or the girlfriend magnemite? :P

[ThePaladin]

so is she the side hoe or the girlfriend magnemite? :P

Harem Route M8.