Funny Sights in SC2 Mafia

[Grakylan]

The thread to post anything funny, strange, or weird that you find ingame, like name coincidences, jokes, etc.

[FYRE]

>Join a game
>On watchlist
>Offense was February 2012
>Shieeeeet
>Top kek good sir

[Funce]

>Was Beguiler
>Consig found Auditor and I had been incredibly vocal that day.
>Had feeling Auditor would target me so I hid behind him.
>He audited himself.
>Next day he PM'd me saying he attempted to audit me.
>I said "Lol thought that would happen"
>He is now town and didn't even lynch me.
>Even after I confirmed to him what my role is.

[Grakylan]

>Be host
>One person really wants his save to see the light of day
>I ignore him and put on my 8-3-3-1 save
>Another person hates the Any Random I slipped in there
>Those two people leave
>I made my name "Thirteen over Zero" as an anti-leavetrain stance
>My number throughout the round was 13
>"13 over 0 is not 13, 13 over 1 is 13" said some genius d1.

[Yukitaka Oni]

>be me bodyguard
> pm me he's citizen
>praise and bodyguards him all nights
>vigi is lefthand (tafkal hater) shoot
>me and lefthand died
>skip to day 7, only and 2 people (1 mafia and 1 serial killer)
> claim he's survivor
>lynch sk
>vested last night
>town MVP
Watermeloann/10

[Grakylan]

>Be President Sanders
>Get jester
>Z0HfaEJ.gif
>turns out I am 1, and Hiliary Clinton is 2.
>No one died n1, I say 2 was immune, and claim vig to have a layer of doubt
>only a few people doubt my accusation, the rest astonishingly believe me
>vote evens out, with me and 2 having a similar votecount, until it tips to 2 being put up.
>2 was janitor
>"Oh fuck, can I even do this anymore", I thought
>d2: one vig dead, sheriff screams 7 is arso, see 8 defending 7, and call him out as night immune.
>d3: real vig shoots 14, so I pretend to be that vig and be like "oh fuck"
>marshall reveals, than judge soon after.
>only one person realized that I was a jester: Pork Chump (3)
>I take the anonymity to my advantage, spamming "LYNCH 1, MAFIA"
>7 is lynched: arso. Some townie was lynched after, than I was. Even to that moment, 3 was the only one who was on to me.
>LW be like: "VOTE BERNIE SANDERS FOR PREZ 2016", than mocking the town for their stupidity in believing me.
>The one person who is haunted was 3.
>Situational irony galore.
>Mafia ends up winning

[Grakylan]

Bump.

>One person becomes Adolf Hitler
>He "commits suicide" n1

Never change, Hitler.

[Stealthbomber16]

> Name is MechaHitler
> Rolls jester

I won that game.

[Grakylan]

BUMP

The best game with the best ending:

>is The Don Aldtrump the Doctor
>heal Napoleon n1
>no one dies
>2 docs?
>vote is skipped
>heal Bubble Buddy since he is more talkative than me in Spanish class n2
>he gets attacked
>mm slaughters the ever"loving" shit out of two sheriffs
>im confirmed inno
>sweet
>koyaanisqatsi reveals as detective, says 4 visited 3.
>4 denies that shit
>Gino keeps rando'ing everyone, I assume he was silenced
>scream "THERE IS PROBABLY SILENCER"
>heal koyaanisqatsi to the end of time
>john cena dies
>invest
>he was going to visit 14, and koyaanisqatsi confirms it
>put 14 up
>he acts like jester
>solo gulity failed just like how I failed my AP Government class

>new night
>attacked by dragon head
>saved by bodyguard
>THANK YOU JESUS CHIRST
>bg was gino
>dh was napoleon
>everyone is like "I KNEW IT, NAPOLEON WAS FUCKING DH"
>everyone is arguing over if we should kill 4 or 14
>4 is put up
>4 claims doctor, claims he healed 14 since the Big Bang ever fucking happened
>koyaanisqatsi calls him a Lyin' Ted, just like Trump to Cruz.
>4 is lynched
>deceiver
>now we are making progress

>another new night
>THE MM CUT ME WITH HIS CHAINSAW UNTIL I WAS NOTHING SHORT OF PULLED PORK
>koyaanisqatsi survives because of my heal
>koyaanisqatsi praises Jesus Chirst for letting him live

wait, shit, getting sidetracked.

*ehm*

>koyaanisqatsi praises me, The Don Aldtrump for letting him live
>14 also dies: enforcer
>koya- wtf is that word even, 21 pilots, bubble buddy, and some other dudes remain
>21 pilots starts preaching that cult exists
>I sit there in the afterlife dumbfounded, since I made the save and knew for a fact that cultist and witch doctor are as impossible as darkrevenent updating the game ever again
>the whole day, they speak with their brains chainsawed out of existence by the MM
>I BET THE FAIRY GOD FUCKING MOTHER RESTORED THEIR FUCKING BRAINS DURING THE FUCKING NIGHT OF FUCKING SOMEONE IN THEIR BED, SINCE THEY FOUND OUT BY THE FUCKING DAY THAT:

THE CAKE - i mean THE CULT WAS A LIE

>I am finally relieved that they realize the cult ever existing in this save does not make as much sense as the theory of creation
>the dead DH napoleon (not dynamite or Bonaparte) admits there is a fourth triad (my save was an 8-3-3-1, there was an any random replacing a town random slot from a usual 9-3-3)
>they finally put up 21 pilots
>"is he going to be mm Is he going to be MM Is He Going To Be MM IS HE GOING TO BE MM????" everyone thought
>nope
>its chuck jesta
>3 to 0 (gulity to inno)

>THE NIGHT COMES
>THE NIGHT OF JUDGEMENT
>Everyone in the graveyard is grabbing their ghastly popcorn and their ghastly folding chairs
>dis gun b gud
>or bad
>nah, gud
>guess what
>Chuck Jesta (aka 21 pilots) haunts a random dude I forgot the name of
>THE MASS MURDERER OF ALL THE FUCKING PEOPLE STILL IN THE GAME GETS HAUNTED BY JESTER
>laughter
>applause
>[LOLS INTENSIFY]
>fourth triad dies, for some reason, and takes the detective Kon-something with him
>the one
>the only
>THE REMAINING CHAMP
>WHO IS HE
>FIND OUT ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF STARCRAFT 2 MAFIABALL Z



>ON THIS EPISODE OF STARCRAFT 2 MAFIABALL Z
>THE REMAINING CHAMP
>WHO IS HE?
>some obscure guy everyone ignored and forgot the name of
>TOWN WINS
>"some obscure guy everyone ignored and forgot the name of has earned the achievement Incognito"
>uh wait what?
>"some obscure guy everyone ignored and forgot the name of won their first game as Mayor"
>as if the jester deciding to share his grave with the MM was not enough to make everyone go apeshit, the fucking mayor was under the radar the whole time
>did not reveal
>did not peep a word
>miraculously not lynched for being too quiet and doubted because he will prob say "I am mayor and going for incognito"
>gg well played.

[Grakylan]

I should necro this



>See someone put in "So It Begins" as a name
>Puts in "And So It Ends"
>Gets [COLOR="fire brick"]Mass Murderer[/COLOR]
>Is 1
>PANICS because I could be targeted
>Realizes that maybe I can kill an unsuspecting DH
>>
>Night 1, kills 14 (sheriff) and 11 (doc). One of them says they visited 1
>dn says "name checks out"
>fuck
>claims vet, says did not alert yet
>SAVED, since town focuses on other people
>come across 10 the troll marshall (i.e claiming govt and not revealing, causing suspicion)
>town lynches him
>night 2, waits, hoping not to get lynched the next day
>doesn't get lynched the next day, instead, 4 the witch (who got 12 the DH to kill 6 the admin) was lynched
>night 3, decides to kill 2/hitler, because he seemed to be invest, and I feared he would expose me
>hitler was admin (see image)
>on day 4, it was just me, 12 the DH, and 3, who neither of us knew

>Now here.... DH could have won if he cooperated with 3 to lynch me (1 the MM)
>But by lynching 3, who ended up as bus driver, he threw the game to me.
>I REJOICE BECAUSE I WON IN A TIE VS THE DH

>And So It Ends.

[Quick]

That is actually pretty funny.

[MasterNinja]

Making it look like you have admin powers in the setup of the game.
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