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    S-FM: Cop Out

    S-FM Cop Out [signups]



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    Last edited by Calix; February 17th, 2016 at 01:44 AM.
    Quote Originally Posted by Orpz View Post
    Why'd you leave out the sun emoji? I think it creates a huge sense of tone that is critical for the interpretation of the chat.
    Quote Originally Posted by FM Romeo View Post
    Go fuck yourself in the cucho.
    Quote Originally Posted by MattZed
    Your accent has ruined medieval fantasy films.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frog View Post
    Make YZB #13 . I saw him on not too long ago.
    I asked him. Unfortunately he's too busy at the moment.
    Quote Originally Posted by Orpz View Post
    Why'd you leave out the sun emoji? I think it creates a huge sense of tone that is critical for the interpretation of the chat.
    Quote Originally Posted by FM Romeo View Post
    Go fuck yourself in the cucho.
    Quote Originally Posted by MattZed
    Your accent has ruined medieval fantasy films.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Damus_Graves View Post
    Host, you anon or no?
    Not a chance in hell
    Quote Originally Posted by Orpz View Post
    Why'd you leave out the sun emoji? I think it creates a huge sense of tone that is critical for the interpretation of the chat.
    Quote Originally Posted by FM Romeo View Post
    Go fuck yourself in the cucho.
    Quote Originally Posted by MattZed
    Your accent has ruined medieval fantasy films.

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    /derpadin and /derpybringer for best corrupt police officer team :P

    Quote Originally Posted by Firebringer View Post
    Lynching paladin is like picking out the biggest guy in prison and trying to beat him up because he looks the toughest.He is the most townie person here and its really silly he [has a train on him], given the level of stupid on this wagon, should I be even surprised?


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    Quote Originally Posted by ThePaladin View Post
    /derpadin and /derpybringer for best corrupt police officer team :P
    Okay, I'm sorted. Game starts in around 24 hours, let's roll.
    Quote Originally Posted by Orpz View Post
    Why'd you leave out the sun emoji? I think it creates a huge sense of tone that is critical for the interpretation of the chat.
    Quote Originally Posted by FM Romeo View Post
    Go fuck yourself in the cucho.
    Quote Originally Posted by MattZed
    Your accent has ruined medieval fantasy films.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frog View Post
    I'm about to get on a 17 hour flight in ~3 hours. Just a heads up. Probably have wifi on the jet but sometimes it sucks.
    I'll have sent out rolecards by then. In fact I am going to do that now.
    Quote Originally Posted by Orpz View Post
    Why'd you leave out the sun emoji? I think it creates a huge sense of tone that is critical for the interpretation of the chat.
    Quote Originally Posted by FM Romeo View Post
    Go fuck yourself in the cucho.
    Quote Originally Posted by MattZed
    Your accent has ruined medieval fantasy films.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frog View Post
    I'm about to get on a 17 hour flight in ~3 hours. Just a heads up. Probably have wifi on the jet but sometimes it sucks.
    OMG the frog is returning. Gotta think of more life-effecting bad health reasons for the fag breaks you take,
    Cryptonic made this sig

    Quote Originally Posted by HentaiManOfPeace View Post
    gotchu fam

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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperJack View Post
    OMG the frog is returning. Gotta think of more life-effecting bad health reasons for the fag breaks you take,
    Lol. I don't take fag breaks anymore. Stopped since the New Years. I got a faulty blood test and it freaked me out. Eventually it was cleared up but I legitimately felt the fear of smoking and haven't looked back. I may continue using nicotine for heavy work weeks, but it'll be gum.

    * hooray for New Years resolutions *

    ... We need a resolutions thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frog View Post
    Lol. I don't take fag breaks anymore. Stopped since the New Years. I got a faulty blood test and it freaked me out. Eventually it was cleared up but I legitimately felt the fear of smoking and haven't looked back. I may continue using nicotine for heavy work weeks, but it'll be gum.

    * hooray for New Years resolutions *

    ... We need a resolutions thread
    If you start again I'll cry like I did when I saw my dad smoking when I was 7. That is a real threat.
    Cryptonic made this sig

    Quote Originally Posted by HentaiManOfPeace View Post
    gotchu fam

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    Next setup I make will have EM as an option. Because badass roles should be encouraged. :-D

    Quote Originally Posted by Sen View Post
    I just went through that thread to find my last will:

    xD
    Lol. Your last will reminds me if that old 'voodoo/magic dildo' joke:

    A businessman is getting ready to go on a long business trip across the country. He knows his wife is always getting horny, so he decides to get her something to keep her occupied while he was gone, because he didn’t much like the idea of her having sex with someone else.

    So he went to a store that sold sex toys and started looking around. He thought about a life-sized sex doll, but that was too close to another man for him. He was browsing through the dildos, looking for something special to please his wife, and started talking to the old man behind the counter. He explained his situation to the old man.

    “Well, I don’t really know of anything that will do the trick. We have vibrating dildos, special attachments, and so on, but I don’t know of anything that will keep her occupied for so many weeks, except a” said the old man, and then he stopped.

    “Except what?” asked the businessman.

    “Nothing, it's nothing,” said the old man.

    “Please, tell me! I need something!” protested the businessman.“Well, sir, I don’t usually mention this, but there is the ‘Voodoo Dildo,’” the old man said.

    “The Voodoo Dildo?” the businessman asked.

    The old man reached under the counter, and pulled out a beautifully ornate old wooden box carved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very ordinary-looking dildo. The businessman laughed, and said, “Big fucking deal. It looks like any other dildo in this shop!”

    The old man said, “But you haven’t seen what it’ll do yet.”

    He pointed to a door and said “Voodoo Dildo, the door.”

    The Voodoo Dildo rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started screwing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack developed down the middle. Before the door could split, the old man said, “Voodoo Dildo, box!”

    The voodoo dildo stopped, floated back to the box and lay there, motionless.

    The businessman said, “I’ll take it!”

    The guy took it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all she had to do was say, “Voodoo dildo, my pussy.”

    He left for his trip satisfied things would be fine while he was gone.

    After he’d been gone a few days, the wife was unbearably horny. She thought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she remembered the Voodoo Dildo. She lay down, placed the box between her legs, and said “Voodoo dildo, my pussy!” The voodoo dildo shot to her crotch and started pumping. It was great, like nothing she’d ever experienced before.

    After four orgasms, she decided she’d had enough, and tried to pull it out, but it was stuck in her, still thrusting. She tried and tried to get it out, but nothing worked. Her husband had forgotten to tell her how to shut it off! So she decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She put her clothes on, got in the car and started to drive to the hospital, quivering with every thrust of the dildo. On the way, another orgasm nearly made her swerve off the road, and she was pulled over by a policeman. He asked for her license, and then asked how much she’d had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she hastily cried, "The Voodoo Dildo! stuck in my pussy, can't get it out!! Ahhhhh! Need..To..Get..It..OUT!! H-h-help M-m-me!!!"

    The officer looked at her incredulously for a second, and then said, “Yeah, right. Voodoo dildo, my ass!”

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    Sorry, real life got me extremely busy, got replaced out in Superjack S-FM and and I afked and died from lack of donuts here. Sorry to the host.
    :toad:

    Spoiler : O.o :
    Quote Originally Posted by SilverWolf
    Why are you being an anti town bitch? You got a fucking point or just a major fucking attitude problem? I dare you to take me on with a game related case cuz I'll tear it apart.
    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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