you're all too fucking beta to post a selfie smh

[Bruno]

ugly betas im alpha and therefore far superior 2 any of u

[RLVG]

I just woke up and my hands are kinda shaky, so shitty selfie.

Too lazy to do better shots.


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[Orpz]

The only picture I've ever paid to get taken in those photobooth thingys

[RLVG]

The only picture I've ever paid to get taken in those photobooth thingys

You took a picture of a photo? Damn meta.

[Frog]

Already posted a few selfies in your Deadlift thread.
https://www.sc2mafia.com/forum/showth...l=1#post550850

Selfie average day:
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Selfie after golf/gym I go to my rooftop club:
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And play sc2...
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But I play sc2 most anywhere...
Emirates Business Lounge
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Ritz London
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[Meh]

Damn this nigga is rich. I want to know what his day job is.

[Meh]

I just woke up and my hands are kinda shaky, so shitty selfie.

Too lazy to do better shots.


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I had a Norwegian guy in my class, but he was 6'4'' and build like a viking with the flowing blonde hair and rich beard. I assumed most Norwegians were like that.

[Frog]

Damn this nigga is rich. I want to know what his day job is.

That's not a selfie. Boo.

To answer your question- I do stuff; mostly things.

[RLVG]

I had a Norwegian guy in my class, but he was 6'4'' and build like a viking with the flowing blonde hair and rich beard. I assumed most Norwegians were like that.

I had a massive beard, but I've decided to just fully shave everything off, so hardcore that no hairs are visible.
Why is that? Because for some fucked fuckup reason in nature, I managed to develope beard allergi. DAFUQ NATURE

I guess the bonus is that it doesn't itch, beards can itch hard.

[Bunny]

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[Firebringer]

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This picture scares me.

[SuperJack]

You look less angry than usual Bruno. <3 love your eyebrow.

[Firebringer]

Yeah, Bruno is looking good.

[SuperJack]

Yeah, Bruno is looking good.

Go away! I set eyes on him first. Go find some other man.

[RLVG]

Go away! I set eyes on him first. Go find some other man.

I heard Frog is rich~

[Firebringer]

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What I look like 99% of the time.
The other 1% I am a dragon.

[RLVG]

What I look like 99% of the time.

Do you make youtube videos? Looks so god damn familiar.

[Bunny]

This picture scares me.

I'm glad!

[Firebringer]

Do you make youtube videos? Looks so god damn familiar.

Nope.

[GoatseOntheCupboard]

Iamliterallygay.jpg hey losers im busy getting pussy while owning ur noob asses n1 as arson. pic related its me fucking ur bitch

[Sen]

The "I'm too sober for this crap" look:

[Helz]

Me petting a tiny puppy
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And more importantly
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A picture of said tiny puppy.

I would have posted a selfie but we all know the only selfies I take are 100% tiny wang, taint and balls. Nobody wants to see that...

[Apocist]

Hmmmm... Apo hates selfies...

One of the very few recent pics that he has
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[Bruno]

I'm jealous of ppl who can grow long hair. Mine just afros like Helz's

[secondpassing]

The "I'm too sober for this crap" look:

This guy is handsome. Yep.

[Apocist]

I'm jealous of ppl who can grow long hair. Mine just afros like Helz's

So is Apo. After the Army, Apo realized that he now has male frontal baldness. So the long hair isn't working out. Might as well buzz it again.

[Helz]

I'm jealous of ppl who can grow long hair. Mine just afros like Helz's

Bro.. You have no idea. I grew it out for like 5 months a while back and it was 9 kinds of a nappy mess. I could never have long hair.

[Sen]

This guy is handsome. Yep.

[Bruno]

Bro.. You have no idea. I grew it out for like 5 months a while back and it was 9 kinds of a nappy mess. I could never have long hair.

do you have any pics of it? i ask cause im curious what i have to look forward to, right now my last hope is leaning towards a kind of james franco long hair thing where it's wavy as fuck but at least it doesnt curl up

[Helz]

do you have any pics of it? i ask cause im curious what i have to look forward to, right now my last hope is leaning towards a kind of james franco long hair thing where it's wavy as fuck but at least it doesnt curl up

I don't personally but I know some of my friends do. If I remember I will try to chase down a picture for you.

Really anyone can have that badass hair. My hair is just naturally hard to deal with and I am kinda lazy with it. I like to get out of the shower, rub a little gel in and run my fingers through it. If it looks great then I roll with it. If not I grab a hat.
I had a few female friends that kept recommending all kinds of crazy hair products and stuff that they said would make it do what I want. I am just not the kinda guy who has the patients to deal with it and dedicate any real amount of time to making it work for me. This thing actually worked when I used it https://www.amazon.com/J-R-Liggett-Sh...ds=Shampoo+Bar. I could probably dig up some of the other stuff I was told to use if you are interested.

All in all you can probably have great hair. It may just work for you with no effort. I am just naturally nappy as hell : )

[Ash]

i only came to this thread to see how alpha bruno is, not disappointed.

[Apocist]

Annnnnd he chopped it all off.

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[Psyduck]

Out of all the pictures I rate #1 Helz #2 Frog #3 Fire

[Cryptonic]

Out of all the pictures I rate #1 Helz #2 Frog #3 Fire

This is a selfie thread, not a thread where you list people in the order you want to fuck lol

[Frog]

This is a selfie thread, not a thread where you list people in the order you want to fuck lol

lmfao

[Brendan]

Annnnnd he chopped it all off.

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You look 10x better fam

[Frog]

You look 10x better fam

100% agree