Once upon a time in mafia....

[Psyduck]

A long long time ago in a galaxy far away.........

(1987) a boy was born entirely of code. They call him dark rev
(199 Dark Rev Calls himself Yoda and enters Jedi Training.
(2010) Dark Rev makes a new game code ... forms a council consisting of Slaol , Arrow , Mikevipe ,Helz and underlings Landstander , etc.... starts training Jedi
(2012)
The mafia community was under attack by a evil sith lord named Tafkal , who threatened to destroy the mafia republic. So chancellor Slaol sent 2 Jedi Knights , (Helz ) & (Frog) and then deployed a spy (Landstander) to bring peace to the Galaxy...... Once the 2 Jedi knights landed on the planet they negotiated a peace contract. Tafkal left the Galaxy into hiding. Then a gungan (like jar jar binks ) appeared named Necroplant came to destroy the republic once again ..... 2 Jedi knights were ordered to destroy him first by the Jedi council, to restore peace and order ....

(2013) War!
It is a time of war! Necroplant and his clone army troops are trying to get rid of peace and order by sending in people to spam swastikas while the Jedi council is on vacation, meanwhile clan Tafkal attacks.
The Jedi Finally banish Necro and Tafkal forever, as ordered by Master Yoda.
(2014) Return of the clones
Necroplant and Tafkal make a secret agreement to launch an attack with their clone troops. All hope is lost. Meanwhile one of the Jedi council dies (Fred) ... and Landstander comes back.... 6 Jedi are sent out to defeat the clones.
(2015) Blizzard awakens
Blizzard updates starcraft 2 and allows kicking in lobbies, restoring peace.Meanwhile... Jedi Coast betrays the council , and is kicked out forever with his faithful followers. The hutts send gangsters to -kick everyone so Master Yoda fixes it. A new Jedi has been born named Darkness B... Landstander the spy leaves the community. Tossangel joins the council Finally Peace has been restored........

[FYRE]

No one cares

[Psyduck]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

^ That was a funny post fyre now I can't take you seriously

P.s. are you a archangel smurf?

[Toadette]

What garbage did I just waste valuable seconds of my life reading?

[SuperJack]

That. Was simultaneously amazing and terrible.

Sad. SuperJack got no part in it.

[Psyduck]

That. Was simultaneously amazing and terrible.

Sad. SuperJack got no part in it.

I didn't know where to put you cause I don't know all the mods join date

[DarknessB]

That. Was simultaneously amazing and terrible.

Sad. SuperJack got no part in it.

SuperJack is SuperImportant to the SuperTimeline!

[FYRE]

^ That was a funny post fyre now I can't take you seriously

P.s. are you a archangel smurf?

Who is fyre?

[Psyduck]

Who is fyre?

Well since you say that to everyone.... I declare you legally insane

[FYRE]

Well since you say that to everyone.... I declare you legally insane

What do you mean?

[Archangel]

an

[Muv-Luv]

Well since you say that to everyone.... I declare you legally insane

Please stop harassing members of this forum, it is against the rules and quite uncalled for.

[Yukitaka Oni]

SuperJack is SuperImportant to the SuperTimeline!

Nice post, nice meme. I rate it (Lack of faith disturbing)

[DarknessB]

Nice post, nice meme. I rate it (Lack of faith disturbing)

gr8 m8 i r8 8/8?

[Yukitaka Oni]

gr8 m8 i r8 8/8?

As long as it relate to star wars? b)o.o)b?