[RECURITMENT THREAD] Team Squirtle

[NoctiZ]

ANYONE WHO WANTS TO JOIN TEAM SQUIRTLE PLEASE APPLY HERE

I WILL SELECT ONLY THE TOP SOLDIERS FROM ALL APPLICATIONS.

FIGHT TEAM CHARMANDER, ON DEM

[Cryptonic]

/in, fuck team charmander. LOL keep scratching that onyx, or catch a fucking butterfree

[NoctiZ]

/in, fuck team charmander. LOL keep scratching that onyx, or catch a fucking butterfree

You're fucking hired.

I'd do it but since I do not have the necessary rights.. you know how to give yourself a usergroup. DO IT!


NEXT APPLICATION

[Slaol]

/in, fuck team charmander. LOL keep scratching that onyx, or catch a fucking butterfree

God i love you sometimes.

/squirtle

[Frog]

I challenge you to earn your squirtle gym badge!

Purists will never become pokémasters!

[Toadette]

[NoctiZ]

God i love you sometimes.

/squirtle

/boom

I challenge you to earn your squirtle gym badge!

Purists will never become pokémasters!

Water >>> Fire

You have already lost. SQUIRTLE TO RULE THE WORLD

[NoctiZ]

THE CHARMANDERS HAVE DECLARED WAR

SQUIRTLES, TO ARMS

[Orpz]

[RLVG]

[fred]

Hmmm

[Frog]

/boom

Water >>> Fire

You have already lost. SQUIRTLE TO RULE THE WORLD

Evade!

Charmanders superior velocity to that of a squirtle tires out squirtle's best efforts, allowing squirtle to drain all his energy.

Can't touch this.

[RLVG]

SLEEP POWDER
ATTRACT
FLASH
STRENGTH

GG, master starter.

[fred]

There is no team Bulbasaur. Don't want to muddle this place up with fodder.

[SuperJack]

There is no team Bulbasaur. Don't want to muddle this place up with fodder.

Bulbasaur is brilliant. Deal with it.

[RLVG]

There is no team Bulbasaur. Don't want to muddle this place up with fodder.

I'd be part of Team Eevee if there was a team.

It's the best starter.

[fred]

There is only team charmander and team squirtle.

[Cryptonic]

if bulbasaur is so brilliant, how come he doesn't have his own team???????????

[NoctiZ]

if bulbasaur is so brilliant, how come he doesn't have his own team???????????

gg Team won

[SuperJack]

if bulbasaur is so brilliant, how come he doesn't have his own team???????????

He has the intelligence not to get involved in these dim fights.
He prefers to study.

[DarknessB]

What is the official Team Squirtle position on copypasta and forum memes?

[Apocist]

There is no team Bulbasaur. Don't want to muddle this place up with fodder.

Apo would be on Team Bulbasaur!

[Numbertwo]

Heil hitler or something.

[Cryptonic]

What is the official Team Squirtle position on copypasta and forum memes?

We stride ourselves on shit posts

[DarknessB]

We stride ourselves on shit posts

Sounds like the group for me then -- I am a single-issue joiner.

/apply

[NoctiZ]

What is the official Team Squirtle position on copypasta and forum memes?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

[NoctiZ]

Sounds like the group for me then -- I am a single-issue joiner.

/apply

WELCOME! GLAD TO HAVE YOU! THE ARMY WILL STAND TALL AND PROUD!

[Brendan]

[NoctiZ]

nice b8 m8 I r8 0/8

[Frog]

EXACTLY

Dragons > Turtles

[DarknessB]

EXACTLY

Dragons > Turtles

How about turtles of the Teenage Mutant Ninja variety?

[Cryptonic]

Wow, I didn't know this was a Blastoise vs Charizard competition.... Get the fuck out of here with that off-topic bullshit.

[fred]

[mod]A new team has arrived![/mod]

[SuperJack]

GO TEAM AGUMON

[Brendan]

GO TEAM AGUMON

disgusting

[RLVG]

GO TEAM HE-MAN!!!

[Slaol]

We stride ourselves on shit posts

Also being really hateful of people we don't like. Our leader is german.

[Lysergic]

Well this kind of settles it; clearly whichever team Gary (Motherfucking) Oak is on is superior. Squirtle it is.

[Lysergic]

Also being really hateful of people we don't like. Our leader is german.

[Firebringer]

Team Charmander is only way to play.

Since I played as Charmander and led scum to a victory in that SFM. I delcare myself leader of team charmander.

Everyone follow me against Squirtle team!

Agumon team you can join us, since Agumon is a rip off of Charamander.

[Lysergic]

Team Charmander is only way to play.

Since I played as Charmander and led scum to a victory in that SFM. I delcare myself leader of team charmander.

Everyone follow me against Squirtle team!

Agumon team you can join us, since Agumon is a rip off of Charamander.

[NoctiZ]

Appointing Lysergic as my General.

[Lysergic]

Appointing Lysergic as my General.

I accept this, the gravest of responsibilities, before my fellow Squirtles and our lord and savior, Gary (Motherfucking) Oak. The orange skinned demons will fall before our mighty bubble beams!

[Admiral]

Sign me up.

[Apocist]

[Damus_Graves]

/pleaseiwant

[Elixir]

oh god is this going to turn into a fuckin pony com war again

[Firebringer]

oh god is this going to turn into a fuckin pony com war again

I read this and was like "again?"

[Elixir]

I read this and was like "again?"

It's in the archives and is called tales of woe for a damn good reason.

[Cryptonic]

It's in the archives and is called tales of woe for a damn good reason.

And fred has the nerve to make pony emoticons