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    Post Sc2 Mafia Bible : Summerfag edition

    Hey friends I'm at work and I'm bored, but I'm also mad. I'm mad because Summerfriends always do the dumbest shit and noob up my games by voting at random and only typing LEADS OR SKIP. That's why I'm writing this Bible for sc2 mafia, and this is REQUIRED READING. As a patron, I have the power to ban players not playing by these easy tips.

    1. RANDOM LYNCH DAY 2 IS PRO TOWN MOVE
    You are limiting the roles scum can claim, getting information that will help you make better night actions, confirming roles early on so literally random Lynch every single day

    2. USE THE CHAT LOG BECAUSE ITS GOOD AND SMART
    Most Summerfriends don't know this but there's a button at the top of your screen near the centre left that allows you to see everything everyone's typed, and how they voted. The metagame of sc2 MAFIA has taken 5 steps back since summer started, so as soon as you get a close Lynch on 1 MAFIA (as in he gets voted to trial, gives good role and LW and plausible leads) just check the logs and you'll win because you'll see both other MAFIA have voted innocent.

    3. People who type shit like ANY LEADS or WHAT DO WE DO or GOVT REVEAL are 100% of the time mafia. Bandwagoners are 100% MAFIA, and every single Summerfriend bandwagons hard. The way I always get my first MAFIA lynched on day 1 is I trial a random person, then another person votes me (usually BBW porsha because were on Skype) then the SECOND a 3rd person votes him - THERES YOUR MAFIA. It takes balls to be the 2nd vote to trial someone, and summerfriends are terrorfied of doing anything to attract attention. BUT they think they will be "behind the radars" if they are the 3rd or 4th to vote. Tldr - bandwagoners and "followers" = scum, brave leaders = town (MAFIA are scared, town has nothing to lose cuz I already have fucking sheriff, or bodyguard win)

    4. Seriously just play call of duty if you don't want to write a LW, towns will hang you 100% of the time like fuck it takes like 10 braincells to do it and

    5. Literally if you have a neut benign claim always hang him if you can't get a MAFIA lynched, its not worth letting them live like ever unless it's amnesiac with role showed to town on, they always side with MAFIA. NOT TOWN = NOT INNOCENT

    6. If the game gets to night, 4 the mayor is dead before he revealed, we are now playing for "late game" - everyone has their infinity edges and phantom dancers and if the town isn't moving forward you're gonna lose. This is when I give my leads if I'm an investigative role, even if I haven't found a MAFIA., or try to mobilise the town to hanging somebody ASAP. TOWN CAN ONLY WIN BYHANGING PEOPLE DURING THE DAY SO DONT FUCKING SKIP DAYS FOR LEADS GOD DAMN IT, VOTE SOMEBOSY QUIET INSTEAD

    7. PM roles pls I'm confirmed vet nobody else is claiming it why u are not PM roles just because there's no fucking green text around my name saying ive revealed. God fucking damn kt

    This is the sc2 mafia Bible, as authored by goatsecraft on how to win as town against Summerfriends. I'll "summer" -ize the points again below :
    Random vote many people to trial for info and to lock scum out of changing role claims
    Centre random trials and night actions around people voting suspiciously or bandwagoning
    DO NOT WAIT FOR LEADS for the love of god, every word somebody types is a lead just pay attention and use the chat log
    Always write last wills, hang all executioners, survivors and amnesiacs if TOWN LEARNS NEW ROLE is off, AS LONG AS there's no scum to hang.
    That's it boys I'm going to go hit on the tim Horton's cashier, wish me luck folks
    Last edited by GoatseOntheCupboard; January 26th, 2018 at 03:56 PM.

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    Re: Sc2 Mafia Bible : Summerfag edition

    Do you really think that a summerfag will come here and read your post?




    Summerfags are the usual type of bad player of mafia. They don't come on the forum before they get banned like me. Most of them don't want to make an effort in order to improve their way of playing. Try to appreciate the game the way it is now because things won't change. You are a Necroplant follower so I am sure that you already can do it. Mafia is not meant to be a "e-sport" game.

    Balthy, Tafkal Hit Squad.
    Last edited by Balthy; July 12th, 2015 at 10:20 AM.
    "Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth." Tafkal

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    Re: Sc2 Mafia Bible : Summerfag edition

    Quote Originally Posted by SuperJack View Post
    or People who want to get someone Punished.
    This

    so true

    why do you think i came to the website?
    Quote Originally Posted by Ganelon View Post
    @Stealthbomber16 is Light scum this game?
    you said he’s more passive aggressive as scum
    Quote Originally Posted by deathworlds View Post
    Uh, SB16 isn't a part of this game
    Hopefully you'll get banned and hit by a truck.

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    Re: Sc2 Mafia Bible : Summerfag edition

    (: bumping, I'm a shitposting madman (:
    Quote Originally Posted by Hybrid View Post
    Tbh if the people you are complaining about has 10 brain cells, you d only one 15 just because you are thinkinf they d read it and just because you are thinking that mod mafia always have a stable and the same thinking pattern going on. This thing is compeltly useless and not worth reading. If you complain losing the game then just stop playing because you could always mak3 town believe in yourself. Stop blaming the other players and calşing them idiots and blame yourself for your own lose for once....

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    Re: Sc2 Mafia Bible : Summerfag edition

    Quote Originally Posted by GoatseOntheCupboard View Post
    Hey friends I'm at work and I'm bored, but I'm also mad. I'm mad because Summerfags always do the dumbest shit and nig up my games by voting at random and only typing LEADS OR SKIP. That's why I'm writing this Bible for sc2 mafia, and this is REQUIRED READING. As a patron, I have the power to ban players not playing by these easy tips.

    1. RANDOM LYNCH DAY 2 IS PRO TOWN MOVE
    You are limiting the roles scum can claim, getting information that will help you make better night actions, confirming roles early on so literally random Lynch every single day

    2. USE THE CHAT LOG BECAUSE ITS GOOD AND SMART
    Most Summerfags don't know this but there's a button at the top of your screen near the centre left that allows you to see everything everyone's typed, and how they voted. The metagame of sc2 MAFIA has taken 5 steps back since summer started, so as soon as you get a close Lynch on 1 MAFIA (as in he gets voted to trial, gives good role and LW and plausible leads) just check the logs and you'll win because you'll see both other MAFIA have voted innocent.

    3. People who type shit like ANY LEADS or WHAT DO WE DO or GOVT REVEAL are 100% of the time mafia. Bandwagoners are 100% MAFIA, and every single Summerfag bandwagons hard. The way I always get my first MAFIA lynched on day 1 is I trial a random person, then another person votes me (usually BBW porsha because were on Skype) then the SECOND a 3rd person votes him - THERES YOUR MAFIA. It takes balls to be the 2nd vote to trial someone, and summerfags are terrorfied of doing anything to attract attention. BUT they think they will be "behind the radars" if they are the 3rd or 4th to vote. Tldr - bandwagoners and "followers" = scum, brave leaders = town (MAFIA are scared, town has nothing to lose cuz I already have fucking sheriff, or bodyguard win)

    4. Seriously just play call of duty if you don't want to write a LW, towns will hang you 100% of the time like fuck it takes like 10 braincells to do it and

    5. Literally if you have a neut benign claim always hang him if you can't get a MAFIA lynched, its not worth letting them live like ever unless it's amnesiac with role showed to town on, they always side with MAFIA. NOT TOWN = NOT INNOCENT

    6. If the game gets to night, 4 the mayor is dead before he revealed, we are now playing for "late game" - everyone has their infinity edges and phantom dancers and if the town isn't moving forward you're gonna lose. This is when I give my leads if I'm an investigative role, even if I haven't found a MAFIA., or try to mobilise the town to hanging somebody ASAP. TOWN CAN ONLY WIN BYHANGING PEOPLE DURING THE DAY SO DONT FUCKING SKIP DAYS FOR LEADS GOD DAMN IT, VOTE SOMEBOSY QUIET INSTEAD

    7. PM roles pls I'm confirmed vet nobody else is claiming it why u are not PM roles just because there's no fucking green text around my name saying ive revealed. God fucking damn kt

    This is the sc2 mafia Bible, as authored by goatsecraft on how to win as town against Summerfags. I'll "summer" -ize the points again below :
    Random vote many people to trial for info and to lock scum out of changing role claims
    Centre random trials and night actions around people voting suspiciously or bandwagoning
    DO NOT WAIT FOR LEADS for the love of god, every word somebody types is a lead just pay attention and use the chat log
    Always write last wills, hang all executioners, survivors and amnesiacs if TOWN LEARNS NEW ROLE is off, AS LONG AS there's no scum to hang.
    That's it boys I'm going to go hit on the tim Horton's cashier, wish me luck folks
    #1 is partially true. Never random after day 2. But try to get an INACTIVE player who will not be useful to Town on D2. Unless govt or things like that.

    #5 depends

    #4 yeah pls...

    #3 um nope.

    This is overall bad you know. Shouldn't necro a thread when it's full of bullshit XD
    Quote Originally Posted by S-FM Hey peter View Post
    There are two wolves inside you. One is addicted to crack. The other one is also addicted to crack. You are addicted to crack.
    Quote Originally Posted by Stealthbomber16 View Post
    MM IS AN ANTI-VAXXER
    Quote Originally Posted by BananaCucho View Post
    Mallow are you really an anti vaxxer
    Quote Originally Posted by The Lawyer View Post
    Besides your lamp and your refridgerators, do you find anyone else suspicious?

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    Re: Sc2 Mafia Bible : Summerfag edition

    Quote Originally Posted by Elixir View Post
    10/10

    more insightful than the art of war

    true mafya philosopher
    how dare you compare this to Sun Tzu's Art of War... DAMN YOU! (if it's that Art of War, ofc..)
    Quote Originally Posted by S-FM Hey peter View Post
    There are two wolves inside you. One is addicted to crack. The other one is also addicted to crack. You are addicted to crack.
    Quote Originally Posted by Stealthbomber16 View Post
    MM IS AN ANTI-VAXXER
    Quote Originally Posted by BananaCucho View Post
    Mallow are you really an anti vaxxer
    Quote Originally Posted by The Lawyer View Post
    Besides your lamp and your refridgerators, do you find anyone else suspicious?

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    Re: Sc2 Mafia Bible : Summerfag edition

    Tbh if the people you are complaining about has 10 brain cells, you d only one 15 just because you are thinkinf they d read it and just because you are thinking that mod mafia always have a stable and the same thinking pattern going on. This thing is compeltly useless and not worth reading. If you complain losing the game then just stop playing because you could always mak3 town believe in yourself. Stop blaming the other players and calşing them idiots and blame yourself for your own lose for once....

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    Re: Sc2 Mafia Bible : Summerfag edition

    Quote Originally Posted by Hybrid View Post
    Tbh if the people you are complaining about has 10 brain cells, you d only one 15 just because you are thinkinf they d read it and just because you are thinking that mod mafia always have a stable and the same thinking pattern going on. This thing is compeltly useless and not worth reading. If you complain losing the game then just stop playing because you could always mak3 town believe in yourself. Stop blaming the other players and calşing them idiots and blame yourself for your own lose for once....
    You can't blame yourself for having a shit town that leaves no lws. Can't carry a ghost town.
    Quote Originally Posted by S-FM Hey peter View Post
    There are two wolves inside you. One is addicted to crack. The other one is also addicted to crack. You are addicted to crack.
    Quote Originally Posted by Stealthbomber16 View Post
    MM IS AN ANTI-VAXXER
    Quote Originally Posted by BananaCucho View Post
    Mallow are you really an anti vaxxer
    Quote Originally Posted by The Lawyer View Post
    Besides your lamp and your refridgerators, do you find anyone else suspicious?

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    Re: Sc2 Mafia Bible : Summerfag edition

    Quote Originally Posted by Marshmallow Marshall View Post
    how dare you compare this to Sun Tzu's Art of War... DAMN YOU! (if it's that Art of War, ofc..)
    This is copy version. I would like to called it
    - The Art Of Mafia


    v)o.o)^
    A rare Yuki in ultimate form

    Yukitaka Oni ~Tafkal Hit Squad Member~

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    Re: Sc2 Mafia Bible : Summerfag edition

    Quote Originally Posted by Yukitaka Oni View Post
    This is copy version. I would like to called it
    - The Art Of Mafia
    The art of shitpost.
    Quote Originally Posted by S-FM Hey peter View Post
    There are two wolves inside you. One is addicted to crack. The other one is also addicted to crack. You are addicted to crack.
    Quote Originally Posted by Stealthbomber16 View Post
    MM IS AN ANTI-VAXXER
    Quote Originally Posted by BananaCucho View Post
    Mallow are you really an anti vaxxer
    Quote Originally Posted by The Lawyer View Post
    Besides your lamp and your refridgerators, do you find anyone else suspicious?

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    Re: Sc2 Mafia Bible : Summerfag edition

    Quote Originally Posted by Marshmallow Marshall View Post
    #1 is partially true. Never random after day 2. But try to get an INACTIVE player who will not be useful to Town on D2. Unless govt or things like that.

    #5 depends

    #4 yeah pls...

    #3 um nope.

    This is overall bad you know. Shouldn't necro a thread when it's full of bullshit XD
    I like number 6
    He believes Mage player build Attack damage item instead of Ability Power


    v)o.o)^
    A rare Yuki in ultimate form

    Yukitaka Oni ~Tafkal Hit Squad Member~

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    Re: Sc2 Mafia Bible : Summerfag edition

    Quote Originally Posted by SuperJack View Post
    We can just ban people randomly, forcing them to visit our website.

    All the people on this website are either People who have been Punished, or People who want to get someone Punished.
    What this website needs is some real marketing!
    Yukinii on this website because????


    v)o.o)^
    A rare Yuki in ultimate form

    Yukitaka Oni ~Tafkal Hit Squad Member~

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    Re: Sc2 Mafia Bible : Summerfag edition

    Quote Originally Posted by Yukitaka Oni View Post
    Eh..... you got better strategy?
    Yes, playing legit, not randoming, trying to wake up the asleep town...
    Quote Originally Posted by S-FM Hey peter View Post
    There are two wolves inside you. One is addicted to crack. The other one is also addicted to crack. You are addicted to crack.
    Quote Originally Posted by Stealthbomber16 View Post
    MM IS AN ANTI-VAXXER
    Quote Originally Posted by BananaCucho View Post
    Mallow are you really an anti vaxxer
    Quote Originally Posted by The Lawyer View Post
    Besides your lamp and your refridgerators, do you find anyone else suspicious?

 

 

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