Riddles

[zingo1zang]

hi evry 1 am bak 2 play mafya

So the riddle goes like this:

Rainbow Dash and Pinky Pie are skipping along the side of the road. Suddenly, Pinkie Pie is gone. Rainbow Dash glances around, and sees Pinkie Pie's remains hundreds of yards ahead. How did Pinky Pie die?

[powerofdeath]

Rainbow Dash killed him

[deathworlds]

Rainbow "Dashed" over there to eat her.

[zingo1zang]

Rainbow "Dashed" over there to eat her.

Rainbow Dash killed him

Nope.

[Hypersniper]

Rainbow dash shove her horn up pinkie vag and pushed it over to the road who he'd happened because dash was being mind controlled by applejack

[ika]

hi evry 1 am bak 2 play mafya

So the riddle goes like this:

Rainbow Dash and Pinky Pie are skipping along the side of the road. Suddenly, Pinkie Pie is gone. Rainbow Dash glances around, and sees Pinkie Pie's remains hundreds of yards ahead. How did Pinky Pie die?

hit and run by a car

[Frog]

hi evry 1 am bak 2 play mafya

So the riddle goes like this:

Rainbow Dash and Pinky Pie are skipping along the side of the road. Suddenly, Pinkie Pie is gone. Rainbow Dash glances around, and sees Pinkie Pie's remains hundreds of yards ahead. How did Pinky Pie die?

Pinky Pie was swallowed by a wormhole and circumstances demanded she become a hero for a disadvantaged race of innocents. She saved this alternate universe, sparing the innocents, but sacrificing her body. The innocents teleported her remains to her long lost lesbian lover, Rainbow Dash, but not before eating her meaty parts. Rainbow Dash cherishes Pinky Pie's memory by wearing her skin around at night.

[zingo1zang]

hit and run by a car

shit
this kid got skill
we have a winner

[zingo1zang]

Pinky Pie was swallowed by a wormhole and circumstances demanded she become a hero for a disadvantaged race of innocents. She saved this alternate universe, sparing the innocents, but sacrificing her body. The innocents teleported her remains to her long lost lesbian lover, Rainbow Dash, but not before eating her meaty parts. Rainbow Dash cherishes Pinky Pie's memory by wearing her skin around at night.

+1 for creativity , but no

[Helz]

Pinkie Pie tried to skip but was doing it wrong. Skipping is dangerous you know.

[st.rage]

She stepped on a landmine and her remains were blown hundreds of yards ahead

[louiswill]

I think you just want to hear about some funny death scenes of ponies?

[zingo1zang]

I think you just want to hear about some funny death scenes of ponies?

ika won yesterday

[NoctiZ]

shit
this kid got skill
we have a winner

that would've been my first guess but I didn't think that the answer would be something so obvious for a riddle that is this stupid.

[zingo1zang]

that would've been my first guess but I didn't think that the answer would be something so obvious for a riddle that is this stupid.

if you look at my last ( not last, but one of the older riddles) riddle, it was so obvious that noone guessed it for three pages. A riddle is a riddle regardless if the answer is obvious or not. By the way, you can post more than one answer per post.. so... that.

[NoctiZ]

if you look at my last ( not last, but one of the older riddles) riddle, it was so obvious that noone guessed it for three pages. A riddle is a riddle regardless if the answer is obvious or not. By the way, you can post more than one answer per post.. so... that.

The thing with riddles is that there should be one answer that is the most logical of all, but maybe that's just me.

[zingo1zang]

The thing with riddles is that there should be one answer that is the most logical of all, but maybe that's just me.

No, I completely understand where you're coming from. But I'm a complete oldfag, and back when I was a noob out the bush, these were the types of riddles that were made.

Trying to keep a dieing tradition alive.

/oldfag