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  1. Forum:General Discussion

    Thread:Holy crap

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    ►►Holy crap◄◄

    This is still a site?... And what happened to Landstander?... Banned?... I thought he was a mod... I must've missed so much drama xD

    Anyways, good to see you're all still kickin, cheers!!
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    Poll: ►►Re: Serial Killer or Arsonist? Who deserves to win?◄◄

    Quote Originally Posted by kyle1234513 View Post
    last 2 ppl alive, serial killer and arson, arson runs at you with a gas can, serial killer runs at you with a knife, i wonder whos gunna win that 1v1.

    the reason for it is arson takes 2 nights to kill 1 target whereas the sk can kill every night
    if someone was running at me with a gas can and a zippo.... I'd be getting the fuck outah dodge... knife or not..
  3. Forum:General Discussion

    Thread:Cannabis

    Thread Author:FrostByte

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    ►►Re: Cannabis◄◄

    Quote Originally Posted by gaspiden View Post
    Eh never been crazy or into the whole "getting high" thing. I just don't like the feeling of losing control of myself, or feeling a fake altered sense of euphoria that can't be stopped until the effects were off. I've been high for only 5 minutes of my life and that's cause some fucking loser at highschool had hash (its in a plastic container, tinfoil, and there's black shit in side. Which they light up to get high). While I was walking home, he came up to me and put that shit near my nose so I would get high. I told him to fuck off and ran away. I didn't know what the hell he put near my nose, but i could already feel the adrenaline instantly. I then understood what they call it "high" cause you feel heightened and like your stomach is elevated. Like sitting on a chair and falling fifty feet, thats the sensation you get in your mind. Anyways, most of the potheads in my highschool are fucking lazy losers, that do nothing but talk about how much weed they smoke, and have no motivation to achieve anything of value in their lives. They typically fail most of their courses and just go to parties and do stupid shit. All of the girls associated with these potheads are school sluts and everyone knows it. Anyways, I don't see why you need weed. At all. Sure there isn't really any scientific evidence against it, but everyone I know that smokes weed isn't exactly the brightest guy or most ambitious guy around.
    lol if all those people ate broccoli, would broccoli make you lazy?.. people are lazy no matter what kinda of excuse they use as a crutch... thats all they use it for is a crutch, so they have something to blame their laziness on... I have been smoking since I was 11... I was working by 13, owned my own business by 18, got 2 college degrees by 24... I have a great career and am campaigning for my district office... it has never held me back or made me lazy in the slightest, wheres your theory now? ;)
  4. Forum:General Discussion

    Thread:Cannabis

    Thread Author:FrostByte

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    ►►Re: Cannabis◄◄

    Quote Originally Posted by kyle1234513 View Post
    i am unsure weather or not it promotes brain cell growth, but what it does do while ur on it is slow ur reaction time. these numbers are exagerated, lets say it took you .5seconds to move a your right hand from ur side to ur face to block a ball, it would now take you .8seconds to move that hand to ur face to catch the ball. the simple fact is its a depressent. i think medicaly it has its uses and thats fine, but recreational it will do more harm than good.
    lol it has been PROVEN too, check the scientific research, they have been doing these tests consequtively since 1994... but regardless, slowed reaction time is not always bad... it helps me when I play guitar, because I become more focus and attune... I take my time and more likely to think outside the box... I'm not saying you should smoke a blunt then play goalie, but there are a lot of good reasons to smoke Cannabis when it comes to art and things or that nature...
  5. Forum:Archived S-FMs

    Thread:SFM XXVII: CHEATERS!

    Thread Author:BorkBot

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    ►►Re: CHEATERS! SFM Game Thread◄◄

    Quote Originally Posted by Damus_Graves View Post
    no worries. i check him tonight
    WIFOM
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    Poll: ►►Re: Serial Killer or Arsonist? Who deserves to win?◄◄

    depends... if arson is not night immune.. I say arson... if he is... I say sk
  7. Forum:Archived S-FMs

    Thread:SFM XXVII: CHEATERS!

    Thread Author:BorkBot

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    ►►Re: CHEATERS! SFM Game Thread◄◄

    inb4 CmG trolls his way outah an accusation
  8. Forum:General Discussion

    Thread:Cannabis

    Thread Author:FrostByte

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    ►►Re: Cannabis◄◄

    I'd like to just point out 2 facts... I'm sure I could jus spew out a whole bunch of facts scientific research and recite all the 300 scientific journals I had to read when doing this essay in college...

    but first.. it is NOT marijuana, marijuana is a name for a tobacco plant in Mexico... the name was given to Cannabis in the early 1900's during a propaganda campaign funded by William Randolf Hurst who owned a paper mill company... and Harry Aslinger, who was heading up the starting of the DEA... they advertised that Marijuana made blacks and hispanics rape white women... they put the name Marijuana on it because Cannabis/Hemp at this time was the biggest cash crop in America, and was about to run regular pulp paper out of business... so they used a slang named to get the bill passed in congress, which also outlawed Hemp... it was a bad mistake and they haven't owned up to it yet...

    in numerous studies in such universities as, University of Saskatchewan, Univeristy of Columbia, University of Newfoundland etc... it has been proven that in some people Cannabis increases braincell growth.. The hippocampus is an area of the brain essential to memory formation... It is unusual because it grows new neurons over a person’s lifetime... Researchers believe these new cells help to improve memory and fight depression and mood disorders.

    And for the record, Alcohol and other prescription medicines are terrible for you... always look for an organic option for any kind of medical condition you have.. My 2 cents ;)
  9. Forum:Archived S-FMs

    Thread:SFM XXVII: CHEATERS!

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    ►►Re: CHEATERS! SFM Game Thread◄◄

    Quote Originally Posted by Glip View Post
    I agree with the Princess. We need moar rage comic RP.
    of course you would agree with your mafia buddy mafia... being all mafia like in mafia settings full of mafia particiapants doing mafia things all mafia like.. I see through your shround of WIFOMology, mafia
  10. Forum:Archived S-FMs

    Thread:SFM XXVII: CHEATERS!

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    ►►Re: CHEATERS! SFM Game Thread◄◄

    Quote Originally Posted by Luna View Post
    Looks like I logged into the forum one hour before the day ended, phew.

    Just started a new job and I only have a couple of hours at home every day at the moment. Fortunately I bought myself a fancy Samsung Galaxy SIII at the weekend with unlimited internet, so even if I find myself on long commutes I can still check into this game.

    Speaking of which, this looks like it's going to be so fun! CmG is in the game so I know I won't get killed first, at least (unless he has a say in any killing, though I think he'd target Phyr first xD).

    Good luck all. I hope we get some more rage comics as RP - I'm still not sick of them.
    think you're sneaky eh, with your ninja claims... I'm onto you
  11. Forum:Archived S-FMs

    Thread:SFM XXVII: CHEATERS!

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    ►►Re: CHEATERS! SFM Game Thread◄◄

    Quote Originally Posted by Duzero View Post
    So are you, and you are also scum!

    Proof below:

    [18:07:35] Creedkingsx: I am mafia, but don't tell anyone :o
    using text bank hacks

    -Reported

    unless you gimme 1 Bazillion Fafillion habalabaloillion... points
  12. Forum:General Discussion

    Thread:Whats the difference??

    Thread Author:RookRanger

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    ►►Re: Whats the difference??◄◄

    simple answer...

    S-FM=Simple Forum Mafia... up to 13 players, simple rules

    M-FM=Mini Forum Mafia... up to 20 players, w/e rules

    FM=anything more then that
  13. Forum:Mafia Discussion

    Thread:Can arson burns be healed?

    Thread Author:Gat

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    ►►Re: Can arson burns be healed?◄◄

    Quote Originally Posted by Bunny View Post
    haha that would feel funny
    lmfao... leave it to you bunny to bring levity to a horrible situation xD
  14. Forum:Mafia Discussion

    Thread:Can arson burns be healed?

    Thread Author:Gat

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    ►►Re: Can arson burns be healed?◄◄

    Quote Originally Posted by Glip View Post
    I thought aloe vera was for rubbing on people's necks when they get shot in the toe?
    Aloe Vera is also good for grape... good lubricant and you never get friction burns... but I digress
  15. Forum:Mafia Discussion

    Thread:Piss anyone else off?

    Thread Author:Damus_Graves

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    ►►Re: Piss anyone else off?◄◄

    when I'm an important town role I always claim afk survivor

    when I'm witch I always claim survivor

    when I'm survivor I always claim survivor...

    I'm survivor about 50% of my games xD

    most of the time it works
  16. Forum:Mafia Bug Archive

    Thread:Bodyguard glitch

    Thread Author:zooblol

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    ►►Re: Bodyguard glitch◄◄

    Quote Originally Posted by Auckmid View Post
    *My miniscule penis was directed at Sir Blayzalot*
    You sir, are being arrested for sexual harassment...
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    ►►Re: Lateral Thinking Puzzles◄◄

    soo... not 16?
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    ►►Re: Lateral Thinking Puzzles◄◄

    16?.... amidoingitright?
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    ►►Re: S-FM Dragon Ball Z: The Beginning. Sign-ups◄◄

    I got killed in 3 in a row yesterday
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    ►►Re: Executioner + Disguiser question!◄◄

    unless a omnipotent mod comes and clears this up... I say TOO SCIENCE
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    ►►Re: Executioner + Disguiser question!◄◄

    ok then Ambient mrs./mr. genius... answer my question
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    ►►Re: Executioner + Disguiser question!◄◄

    TOO SCIENCE

    also I'd like to know if the target is the disguiser and he moves to another person will that person then be the target since the disguiser is still alive?
  24. Forum:Setup Workshop

    Thread:SFM Backstabbers Delight

    Thread Author:McJesus

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    ►►Re: SFM Backstabbers Delight◄◄

    so arson can burn down both sk's, but sk's can't touch arson... sounds legit xD
  25. Forum:Mafia Bug Archive

    Thread:Bodyguard glitch

    Thread Author:zooblol

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    ►►Re: Bodyguard glitch◄◄

    possible that a busdriver switched your target and the killer... then you protected the killer from himself and killed yourself... just a thought
  26. Forum:Mafia Discussion

    Thread:Chane's achievement thread

    Thread Author:Chane

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatalis View Post
    Red never dies if they say 1. Red is mafia
    2. oh sh1t im red
    derp fatalis... if there is an achievement to lynch red... they will lynch red everygame... if you don't believe this then you are derptarded
  27. Forum:Mafia Discussion

    Thread:Chane's achievement thread

    Thread Author:Chane

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    Poll: ►►Re: Chane's achievement thread◄◄

    take out red is always mafia... people will lynch red just for the chance of getting an achievement... this will just result in red rage quitting everygame... it's like auto citizen
  28. Forum:Mafia Discussion

    Thread:Can arson burns be healed?

    Thread Author:Gat

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    ►►Re: Can arson burns be healed?◄◄

    Quote Originally Posted by Gat View Post
    I was Arson and I burned this guy. He got healed. Is that possible? I thought Arson attacks ignored heals and invulnerability.

    Anyways, lots of strange lag in this game too. Like when we are voting someone (a mafia member), it would lag like hell.

    Here's a replay.
    Aloe Vera, best for burns
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    ►►Re: Thinking about running away from home◄◄

    Quote Originally Posted by Portaloo View Post
    I see serious answer given. There are kids out there that get abused by their parents beyond what you could possibly even think; there are people out there that have to go to serious extremes just to survive in this world. So quit bitchin' about how life sucks cuz it don't. If you run from your problems then you are a pussy.
    This^... if you ask advice don't expect everything to be kittens and rainbows... my advice is serious and probably the best advice you can get... if you are just looking for a pity party then don't ask questions... just post about how terrible your situation is, and people will probably give you some sort of apathetic empathy... but really, roof over your head, 2 parents... don't expect sympathy from me`
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    ►►Re: Good Guy Greg vs. Scumbag Steve S-FM Game Thread◄◄

    Quote Originally Posted by FrostByte View Post
    Wait... what did you mean by this?
    it means he was derp in your sfm
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    ►►Re: Thinking about running away from home◄◄

    Quote Originally Posted by Nick View Post
    Two types:
    1) I had it hard but I manage to make it out. Those who fail to do so and bitch about it deserve no pity.
    fix'd
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    ►►Re: Thinking about running away from home◄◄

    the reason I said what I said is because I saw that people around me had it even worse then I did... I grew up in a bad neighbourhood... so I had no reason to complain for what I got, atleast I was still alive... never got molested.. things coulda been a lot worse.. and I was thankful for that.... he needs to see that it could be a hell of a lot worse... and hopefully takes inspiration to get off his ass and forget everything and work towards a better future... cause really, even though people are supportive on here... no one gives a shit what is happening in your life because we have our own problems... you want advice, take heed to mine... it is the best advice you will ever get... welcome to the world
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    ►►Re: Thinking about running away from home◄◄

    honestly, don't mean to be a dick... but personally as someone who grew up in a shitty abusive poverty stricken household... suck it up... I got kicked out by 16 because my moms boyfriend didn't want me living there because I stood up to him and threatened to kill him for beating my mother... did I sulk?.. no I went on welfare for 3 months got a job and have been on my own ever since... I got an education and made my life better, and I now take care of my mother and grandmother at MY place...

    This sense of entitlement now and days is ridiculous... like you are entitled to a good household and a perfect lifestyle... if you don't like your life the way it is, do something about it... no one is going to give you life on a silver platter... you feel you need to leave the house to make yourself feel better, do it... but remember there are people out there that would kill to have a roof over their heads and to feel a slight amount of love and affection from their parents... sorry to break the news to you, life sucks... only you yourself can make it better... now quit bitchin, and get an education and career then you never have to look back... or leave now and struggle to get ahead like I did for almost a decade...

    Remember there are people out there that have it WAY worse then you, and they make something of their lives... whining about petty shit is annoying to me, because you don't know what a hard life is... get off the forums and work harder in school... you want anything outah life, get an education... don't leave home till you absolutely have to, because this world sucks...
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    ►►Re: Good Guy Greg vs. Scumbag Steve S-FM Game Thread◄◄

    I called it like day 1 cause of lynch train... citizen... didn't want to claim though so GF would kill me thinkin I'm town PR... but you listen to CompensatingMinisculeGenetalia, and end up lynching a townie... good job
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    ►►Re: Good Guy Greg vs. Scumbag Steve S-FM Game Thread◄◄

    thx to Jr. Downies the GF will probably win... good job town
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    ►►Re: S-FM Dragon Ball Z: The Beginning. Sign-ups◄◄

    pffft fine fuck you all

    guess it wont start today
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    ►►Re: S-FM Dragon Ball Z: The Beginning. Sign-ups◄◄

    due to dying in 3 S-FM's in one day... I will be starting this at the end of the day... I will be sending out role cards soon
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    ►►Re: Good Guy Greg vs. Scumbag Steve S-FM Game Thread◄◄

    Lol Creed... must be nice being a confirmed Veteran :P

    You've got to admit though, with a confirmed witch the only possibility of GF has to be AppleyNO, because no other vesting roles are possible...
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    ►►Re: Good Guy Greg vs. Scumbag Steve S-FM Game Thread◄◄

    I have a feeling appleyNO might be GF that tried to kill Fatalis for accusing him and got witched to kill CmG... I've said before that citizens don't have vests, yet he Auto-Vested a vigilante kill... I knew he was immune but I thought he was exe... but with a confirmed witch it only leaves the possibility of GF... sorry AppleyNO only thing that makes sense... witch might as well suicide tonight..

    -Vote AppleyNO
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    ►►Re: S-FM Dragon Ball Z: The Beginning. Sign-ups◄◄

    no they would take up the 2 neutral slots
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    ►►Re: S-FM Dragon Ball Z: The Beginning. Sign-ups◄◄

    actually Goku and Radditz die first

    Spoiler : SPOLIORZ :
    which might be incorporated in the game ;)
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    ►►Re: Good Guy Greg vs. Scumbag Steve S-FM Game Thread◄◄

    Quote Originally Posted by FrostByte View Post
    CMG REVEALS....
    Spoiler : SPOILRZ :
    His unfortunately short penis
    LMFAO this... +1
  43. Forum:Archived S-FMs

    Thread:S-FM XXI: Pokemon

    Thread Author:Pokemon Trainer Red

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    ►►Re: Pokemon S-FM - Game Thread◄◄

    Quote Originally Posted by Duzero View Post
    Sorry your logic fails on the first step, how does one magically "aquire" bacon? It's not like you can just go pick some from your neighbours tree.
    I guess its the age old question... what came first, the bacon or the bacon tree?
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    ►►Re: Good Guy Greg vs. Scumbag Steve S-FM Game Thread◄◄

    I'm also playing 4 other S-FM's... derrrr... and you prove my point yourself... why would I try and start a lynch train on my own guy... obvious jester is obvious xD


    I gotta go to work soon... Fatalis if you've already checked me I suggest checkin Jr tonight... if not check me to shut the CmGester up xD
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    ►►Re: Good Guy Greg vs. Scumbag Steve S-FM Game Thread◄◄

    -REVEAL INDECENTLY
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    ►►Re: Good Guy Greg vs. Scumbag Steve S-FM Game Thread◄◄

    Quote Originally Posted by CmG View Post
    Alright this pretty much confirms. Creed as veteran.

    scenario 1


    Town PR CmG
    Sheriff? Fatalis
    Veteran Creedkingsx
    Cit AppleyNO?
    Cit Jr4life24?


    Gf Siraidsalot?

    Witch, Jester Damus graves?


    DISCUSS!
    so is that a claim then mr. CmG? me thinks someone want's to seem very important to town ;)

    I have a gut feeling that CmG is the neutral... to obvious to be GF... but scummy enough to seem like a jester pulling a townie gambit imo... and for GF, maybe jr4life... he has been lurking a lot, not adding much in the ways of helping town... I actually forgot he was in this game xD
  47. Forum:Closed Signups (S-FM)

    Thread:S-FM : Hospital

    Thread Author:Cryptonic

    Post Author:SirBlayzalot

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    ►►Re: S-FM : Hospital◄◄

    /Sign with one limp hand and an inner ear infection
  48. Forum:Archived S-FMs

    Thread:S-FM XXI: Pokemon

    Thread Author:Pokemon Trainer Red

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    ►►Re: Pokemon S-FM - Game Thread◄◄

    Roses are red
    violets are blue
    Poems are hard
    Bacon
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    ►►Re: Good Guy Greg vs. Scumbag Steve S-FM Game Thread◄◄

    -Skip Day

    I'll Investaheal Creed tonight
  50. Forum:Archived S-FMs

    Thread:SFM XXIV: Failing

    Thread Author:Brendan

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    ►►Re: SFM: Failing◄◄

    -Vote Dimwit for scum hunting to hard... you are gonna give away my buddies
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