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  1. Forum:Mafia Discussion

    Thread:Does anyone know how jailor works?

    Thread Author:Hybrid

    Post Author:Lazers

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    ►►Re: Does anyone know how jailor works?◄◄

    Ok here's indepth ~pro~ guide to playing jailer (it's not jailor fuck u DR wtf r u canadian??????):

    1. open this slick online internet page specifically tailored toward playing mafia jailer: https://www.random.org/
    2. input min:1 max:15 to ur inbuilt advanced jailer target generator
    3. press "Generate", the output number is ur victim jail him
    4. at night, ask ur jailed person what role he is (this doesn't actually matter its just a formality)
    5. murder him regardless of what bullshit he spews, ideally at the last second so he can't insult U and hurt ur feelings
    6. repeat steps 3-5 for the remainder of the game, if u kill a few town its ok they probably sucked cock anyway keep a positive mental attitude
    7. if/when u run out of murder(s), keep jailing the same person over and over and spaM the jail chat with meatspin links
    8. u win?

    okk thats my sick jailer guide I hope it helped u
    please subscripe and comment to my youtube page
  2. Forum:Circlejerk

    Thread:what the fuck is this shithole

    Thread Author:Bruno

    Post Author:Lazers

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    ►►Re: what the fuck is this shithole◄◄

    lmao nice literal fucking blogshit

    whats next a dating forum
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  4. Forum:General Discussion

    Thread:dota 2 mafia?

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  5. Forum:Circlejerk

    Thread:lolicons/lolita

    Thread Author:Hypersniper

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    ►►Re: lolicons/lolita◄◄

    Quote Originally Posted by Nick View Post
    What do you mean by okay? Which point of reference? Morals are relative after all.

    By the way, are we on the same page? Are you asking me for my opinion on pedophilia, or morality?

    If you are asking for my opinion on pedophilia, I think child rapists and distributors of child abuse media should be punished with DEATH.
    morals are relative but the impact is not

    also whoa there death m8
  6. Forum:Circlejerk

    Thread:lolicons/lolita

    Thread Author:Hypersniper

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nick View Post
    unacceptable as in the society feels that it cannot afford the consequences, real or imagined.
    this logic only works because the pedophiles are in the minority in western countries

    some cultures are fine with it, it's not illegal there

    so would it be okay to do simply because you would not be frowned upon?
  7. Forum:Circlejerk

    Thread:lolicons/lolita

    Thread Author:Hypersniper

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nick View Post
    That is the one and only reason why it is a crime...
    you're saying it doesn't fuck up the kid? the only reason to not fiddle little girls is because you look bad?

    jesus christ

    things aren't always crimes because people don't like them, but rather because doing them fucks shit up

    I guess you could consider the war on drugs an example (though there's probably a better one)

    Quote Originally Posted by Fire Lord Slaolzin View Post
    I mean, isn't that roughly why anything is a crime? I mean if no one ever thought it was wrong to rape and murder people, wouldn't it be cool to rape and murder?
    yeah but it's wrong for a reason

    I'm sure in the edgy universe you're imagining everything is awful, humanity would be wiped out even though everyone would love doing it
  8. Forum:Circlejerk

    Thread:lolicons/lolita

    Thread Author:Hypersniper

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    Quote Originally Posted by Klingoncelt View Post
    Any non-kid that focuses on kids has serious social assimilation issues.

    Trip on cartoon characters that are your own age.
    are you implying that the only issue with kiddy fucking is that it's socially unacceptable

    I've caught you, you dirty fucking pedo

    the FBI are coming to your house as we speak
  9. Forum:Circlejerk

    Thread:lolicons/lolita

    Thread Author:Hypersniper

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    ►►Re: lolicons/lolita◄◄

    Quote Originally Posted by Apocist View Post
    it's illegal to even sell uncensored porn in japan at all since 1907.

    No 'obscene objects' are allowed.
    worst fucking law I swear to god
  10. Forum:General Discussion

    Thread:AP Penis Test

    Thread Author:Ash

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    ►►Re: AP Penis Test◄◄

    it will be easy for you fruity boy
  11. Forum:Circlejerk

    Thread:lolicons/lolita

    Thread Author:Hypersniper

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    ►►Re: lolicons/lolita◄◄

    oh no not the 2D children

    think of the pixels

    one more guy wanking to sultry loli doujins on exhentai is one less guy fiddling actual kids
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  13. Forum:General Discussion

    Thread:The UKIP Revoloution

    Thread Author:Hypersniper

    Post Author:Lazers

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    Poll: ►►Re: The UKIP Revoloution◄◄

    I don't live in that shitty country but I voted anyway lol
  14. Forum:Circlejerk

    Thread:delete this account

    Thread Author:Book

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    ►►Re: delete this account◄◄

    Quote Originally Posted by Frog View Post
    Wow. Way to dismiss a member since Jan 2012.
    if you weren't in COM you aren't shit
  15. Forum:Circlejerk

    Thread:Brandon

    Thread Author:Cryptonic

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    ►►Re: Brandon◄◄

    brendan fuck ur morph
  16. Forum:General Discussion

    Thread:sc2 mafia

    Thread Author:Lazers

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    ►►Re: sc2 mafia◄◄

    Quote Originally Posted by Ash View Post
    bad plot, bad background music, bad voice acting, bad background
    yo doesn't the anime girl in ur pic have a dick
  17. Forum:General Discussion

    Thread:too poor to buy acid? solution inside

    Thread Author:Orpz

    Post Author:Lazers

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    ►►Re: too poor to buy acid? solution inside◄◄

    Quote Originally Posted by Psyduck View Post
    That was an ass thing to say, like your better then other ppl, just saying.
    I am
  18. Forum:General Discussion

    Thread:ABORTION IS WRONG

    Thread Author:Bruno

    Post Author:Lazers

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    ►►Re: ABORTION IS WRONG◄◄

    ahhhh uhhh unnff uhhhhh uhhh ahh uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
  19. Forum:Mafia Discussion

    Thread:1.5? Donations?

    Thread Author:TheBigSmooth

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    ►►Re: 1.5? Donations?◄◄

    nice necroo
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    ►►Re: When you're neutral, you don't have any ally◄◄

    more often than not neutrals are a detriment

    they don't know which mafia is which, or even who every member of the mafia are, they don't know who town are, and as a result it's quite possible a witch might accidentally make a mafioso commit suicide, for example.

    its unfortunately the nature of the metagame. everyone wants to use their abilities every goddamn night so witches end up fucking the mafia more than helping them

    and in the case of survivor and other benigns they will 99% of the time side with whatever team is more likely to win, in crucial vote scenarios this could be bad news for either faction so its usually easier to fucking murder him

    same thing for most neutrals, really

    so, yes, you're supposed to lie

    also if they're killing you even with a "certain" victory they're probably being cautious. arsonists, for instance, tend to like to claim they're survivors if no invest role nailed them

    and in the end some players like to grief

    deal w/ it
  21. Forum:General Discussion

    Thread:sc2 mafia

    Thread Author:Lazers

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    ►►Re: sc2 mafia◄◄

    Quote Originally Posted by Ash View Post
    bad plot, bad background music, bad voice acting, bad background
    reported
  22. Forum:General Discussion

    Thread:sc2 mafia

    Thread Author:Lazers

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    ►►sc2 mafia◄◄

  23. Forum:General Discussion

    Thread:BlizzCon News Released

    Thread Author:powerofdeath

    Post Author:Lazers

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    ►►Re: BlizzCon News Released◄◄

    where can I get this ebola pet
  24. Forum:Mafia Discussion

    Thread:Wiki is beyond broken

    Thread Author:Lumi

    Post Author:Lazers

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    ►►Re: Wiki is beyond broken◄◄

    I asked oops to fix it on steam and he said something like he couldn't
  25. Forum:Mafia Discussion

    Thread:The Future of Sc2 mafia

    Thread Author:CharlieSheen

    Post Author:Lazers

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    ►►Re: The Future of SC2Mafia◄◄

    Quote Originally Posted by Brendan View Post
    dota 2 mafia
    this
  26. Forum:Mafia Discussion

    Thread:Questioning the Triad's existence.

    Thread Author:Theroux

    Post Author:Lazers

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    ►►Re: Questioning the Triad's existence.◄◄

    I'm less questioning the existence of the triad and more questioning of the depiction of the triad in the new loading screen

    Dual wielding sniper rifles in some MLG pro pose is fucking stupid
  27. Forum:Site Discussion

    Thread:Site Activity Dropping

    Thread Author:Citrus

    Post Author:Lazers

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    ►►Re: Site Activity Dropping◄◄

    Quote Originally Posted by Bruno View Post
    the cancer known as this site is finally in remission and u want 2 bring it back?

    cold hearted cancer loving bastard
    but this forum was 5x better when it wasn't a constant circlejerk of 20 people
  28. Forum:Mafia Discussion

    Thread:Retro Investigator Option

    Thread Author:lawson

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    ►►Re: Retro Investigator Option◄◄

    I feel like sheriff should get invest's current ability or something

    Maybe it'd add some depth to sheriff as a role, since it's one of the most boring roles in the game sometimes and a honeypot for exec claims
  29. Forum:Circlejerk

    Thread:last post win

    Thread Author:ika

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    ►►Re: last post win◄◄

    mod pls close thred after i post pls pls psls pl
  30. Forum:Circlejerk

    Thread:last post win

    Thread Author:ika

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    ►►Re: last post win◄◄

    mod pls close thred after i post pls pls psls pl
  31. Forum:Circlejerk

    Thread:Pick up line

    Thread Author:Helz

    Post Author:Lazers

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    ►►Re: Pick up line◄◄

    ay bby u wan sum fuk
  32. Forum:General Discussion

    Thread:dota 2 mafia

    Thread Author:Lazers

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    ►►Re: dota 2 mafia◄◄

    Quote Originally Posted by Brendan View Post
    4k MMR to ti5 if we start now
    but who will join
  33. Forum:General Discussion

    Thread:dota 2 mafia

    Thread Author:Lazers

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    ►►Re: dota 2 mafia◄◄

    also where's sigil DR you fat turd
  34. Forum:Circlejerk

    Thread:check this sick mashup

    Thread Author:Lazers

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    ►►check this sick mashup◄◄

    https://youtubedoubler.com/deNS
  35. Forum:General Discussion

    Thread:dota 2 mafia

    Thread Author:Lazers

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    ►►Re: dota 2 mafia◄◄

    Quote Originally Posted by Muv-Luv View Post
    Dota 2 sucks
    Quote Originally Posted by Code Geass View Post
    God does NOT approve of Dota 2, a game that ABUSES violence. It should be banned, and the creators of this game should be put in jail for their entire lives for exposing young adolescents and childrens to this hateful game.
    lol who called the weeaboo brigade
  36. Forum:General Discussion

    Thread:dota 2 mafia

    Thread Author:Lazers

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    ►►dota 2 mafia◄◄

    get the fuck on it rev

    https://steamcommunity.com/workshop/d...517/?appid=570
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    ►►Re: Petition to have kyle1234567 to change name.◄◄

    wait what the fuck
  38. Forum:General Discussion

    Thread:Projectfree.tv

    Thread Author:Bruno

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  39. Forum:Mafia Discussion

    Thread:Favourite Moments

    Thread Author:SpiritFryer

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    ►►Re: Favourite Moments◄◄

    like 2 years ago when two bus drivers killed all three mafia members and an SK in the first three nights
  40. Forum:General Discussion

    Thread:come enjoy these crisps

    Thread Author:Lazers

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    ►►come enjoy these crisps◄◄

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    ►►Re: Sc2Mafia League of Legends Fantasy LCS Circuit◄◄

    dota is doing the same shit

    maybe we make dota league
  42. Forum:Circlejerk

    Thread:jesus DICK

    Thread Author:Lazers

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    ►►jesus DICK◄◄

    who the fuck thought all this shit at the top of mafia discussion was a good idea

  43. Forum:Circlejerk

    Thread:You stupid cat

    Thread Author:Apocist

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    ►►Re: You stupid cat◄◄

    molest your cat

    that will teach him
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    ►►Re: DO NOT, EVER, CRITICIZE THE STAFF IN ANY CAPACITY◄◄

    the reason the staff is bad is because the prerequisite is autism

    of course by that I mean the good kind of autism
  45. Forum:General Discussion

    Thread:rip my car

    Thread Author:Brendan

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    ►►Re: rip my car◄◄

    ur town looks like ass
  46. Forum:Circlejerk

    Thread:SLOAL

    Thread Author:RAPTORBITCH

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    ►►Re: SLOAL◄◄

    personal attack
  47. Forum:Circlejerk

    Thread:lazers

    Thread Author:Brendan

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    ►►Re: lazers◄◄

    FUCK
  48. Forum:General Discussion

    Thread:Land of the free?

    Thread Author:Helz

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    ►►Re: Land of the free?◄◄

    Reminder that this exists

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Utah_Data_Center
  49. Forum:General Discussion

    Thread:Guess Who I Am?

    Thread Author:TheUnknown

    Post Author:Lazers

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    ►►Re: Guess Who I Am?◄◄

    DR BCUZ DR NEVER FUCKING COMES HERE
  50. Forum:Circlejerk

    Thread:please tell me

    Thread Author:Bruno

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    ►►Re: please tell me◄◄

    i jack off in the garage
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