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  1. Forum:Circlejerk

    Thread:On the order of the day!

    Thread Author:Darkcrusader

    Post Author:Darkcrusader

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    ►►Re: On the order of the day!◄◄

    Quote Originally Posted by Marshmallow Marshall View Post
    This misses pretty fundamental questions, though:
    - Who brought us chicken soup before?
    - Why do we need chicken soup in particular? Couldn't we settle for shrimp soup? We're not paying for it anyway, are we?
    Dear ser. This so-called triumphant attempt to undermine the underlying issue at hand that has been proposed by a nothing other than some mere self-indulgent inquirer, that would so happen to be me, is but trivial to a self-educated scholar of the Rooster-book of Cock, who has, in good faith, provided you with the hen that serves as the back bone of this fine constitution. The mere implication of there being anything other than chickens at our disposal is blasphemous, false and even slanderous. Albeit I shall conceive that point to you, provided that the Lord himself confirms, that there has been no inquiry of any pay being laid for any a time. No questions asked, no answers given. No contracts were signed, so as far as I know, the soup is free of charge.
    As for the importance of chicken soup, as opposed to shrimp, or any other culinary replacement, which represents a matter of utmost fine delicacy, it is something to be discussed in great detail. This subject has a great place in my heart. And I shall remain as objective as possible in the following discourse. Chickens are cheap, and shrimps are basically sea-cockroaches.

    Quote Originally Posted by Marshmallow Marshall View Post
    I am thoroughly disappointed to have received no answer to my critically important inquiries, @Darkcrusader . You monster.
    I must apologize for having taken this long to respond, but I have been preoccupied with small instances of inattention which severely damaged my ability to focus. But, to say the least, I am what society turned me into, a monster and a heathen.
  2. Forum:Circlejerk

    Thread:On the order of the day!

    Thread Author:Darkcrusader

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    ►►Re: On the order of the day!◄◄

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  3. Forum:Circlejerk

    Thread:On the order of the day!

    Thread Author:Darkcrusader

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    ►►On the order of the day!◄◄

    We have run out of chicken soup and we all know that this fine ordeal of a forum cannot run without its finely crafted chicken soup. I say, good sir, that we need more chicken soup!
    I propose that a fine good deal of our gentlemen get right down to it and start grinding the hens! A great deal of brotherly arms should come together and massage the chicken, just so they might become more tender and blossom in forth-age come of the age, running back and forth, drag and swap, run-around, chicken-stricken, hedge pitched and crickets picked.

    I say, good sir, that we need more chops.
    Fish and chips as well. We need a feast. We need something to add to this fiesta, something that might work in our favor, for the flavor of the day cannot be run or gotten past by. I say, we need more chicken soup.

    We should mobilize as well. As quickly as possible, not to stop too early or get up too late. We need to get up out of our beds and start working!
    Who's with me?
  4. Forum:General Discussion

    Thread:Bye

    Thread Author:Efekannn02

    Post Author:Darkcrusader

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    ►►Re: Bye◄◄

    Quote Originally Posted by Fuuton View Post
    let efekunt go ffs
    No, phuck you. Get a lyf!
  5. Forum:General Discussion

    Thread:Bye

    Thread Author:Efekannn02

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    ►►Re: Bye◄◄

    Quote Originally Posted by Efekannn02 View Post
    I am retiring again as a community member

    Goodbye everyone I wont miss you(kinda a lie but whatever)
    No, don't!
  6. ►►Re: Reminder: Official Request: From the desk of Commander Nyx and Kitty◄◄

    Quote Originally Posted by Helz View Post
    I will note that usually when someone demands something to happen and calls it a war its common to attach a threat or some kind of 'or else' in there as incentive.

    Otherwise it comes back to someone yelling "STOP RUNNING RIGHT NOW... OR ELSE I WILL SAY STOP LOUDER!!!"
    Do they actually need threats though? I mean they're women after all, so people will automatically take them serious. *wink* *wink*
  7. ►►Re: Reminder: Official Request: From the desk of Commander Nyx and Kitty◄◄

    Quote Originally Posted by Cryptonic View Post
    Pretty sure I unbanned everyone except Mateo like a year ago
    Oh well, my job here is done then. Whew, I'm quite the hero, ain't I?
  8. ►►Re: Reminder: Official Request: From the desk of Commander Nyx and Kitty◄◄

    Quote Originally Posted by Cryptonic View Post
    Sorry we dont listen to demands of terrorists, denied. Try again politely in 2020
    Seriously now, both Kitty and Nyx are innocent, they kind of deserve to be reintroduced into the community
    Banning people from the forum was a huge mistake, but I think we can make amends.
  9. ►►Re: Reminder: Official Request: From the desk of Commander Nyx and Kitty◄◄

    Quote Originally Posted by Damus_Graves View Post
    Only person I was beefing with was @naz and I apologized.

    So is this a troll?
    Nope, it's dead serious. Here
  10. ►►Re: Reminder: Official Request: From the desk of Commander Nyx and Kitty◄◄

    @Damus_Graves
    @Slaol

    Yer turns.
  11. ►►Reminder: Official Request: From the desk of Commander Nyx and Kitty◄◄



    To whom this may concern,

    It has come to our attention that one of our top commanders of the Mafia Freedom Group has been unrightfully prohibited from ever returning to the Starcraft 2 Mafia forum. This punishment is unjust, and itself is an act of war. The intentions of the Mafia Freedom Group are to simply educate the masses on the atrocities committed by the "Overlords" of the community. Our top commanders were harassed and threatened with an in-game point ban for actions they did not commit. Our group previously agreed to relinquish all rights to the replays in question that would have resolved the drunken chaos caused by myself. Ambassador SuperJack failed to correctly convey our message to the superiors of the community, and his incompetence has now resulted in an unnecessary conflict that has resulted in the establishment of the Mafia Freedom Group.

    Commander Kitty and Commander Nyx have requested that all charges against them be dropped. A list of their charges, and their requests will be listed below.
    1. A reversal of the forum ban for both commanders.
    2. A written agreement that in-game punishments will not be issued to either commander if replays are provided.
    3. A written apology from Private Damus.Graves for his disrespectful nature towards the commanders.
    4. A written apology from Overlord Slaol for his DIRECT orders to bar Commander Nyx permanently from the forums.

    If the above requests are delivered within a reasonable time-frame the commanders have agreed to work to resolve this situation peacefully. The four (4) replays in question will also be delivered immediately upon the successful completion of the listed requests. If this thread (official request from the MFG) is in any way tampered with, deleted, or anything that could obscure our request (Other than moving to the appropriate section) the war will continue, and there will be no survivors.

    Please be aware I am simply a messenger and an advisor to the commanders, and have no part in the war.

    I hope we can come to a resolve swiftly and peacefully.

    Respectfully yours,

    -Commander Nyx
    -Commander Kitty

    Mafia Freedom Group.

    Still no apology, for shame!
  12. Forum:Circlejerk

    Thread:counting thread

    Thread Author:Arsonist

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    ►►Re: Something about me. [Sekov]◄◄

    Quote Originally Posted by Cryptonic View Post
    oh nvm i already sold my soul
    Its all fine and dandy, after all, we can always exchange other things in order for you to buy entryway into my realm.
    This is another thing about me; Im into weird and sick stuff. They make me feel well.
    Am I mentally Ill? Who knows? Maybe Im the sane one and you should all try to join me in order for you to share my worldview and become normal once again. Theres naught to lose here.
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    ►►Re: Something about me. [Sekov]◄◄

    Quote Originally Posted by Marshmallow Marshall View Post
    No... No!! NO!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo ooooooooooooo...................................
    The rewards will make it worth your time.

    Quote Originally Posted by Arsonist View Post
    ave satanas
    Bless you kind child!
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    ►►Re: Something about me. [Sekov]◄◄

    Quote Originally Posted by Marshmallow Marshall View Post
    I would gladly sell my soul to you Sekov.

    "Those who join shall suffer forever.

    ...and never feel pain again."


    Satan has great logic o.O
    You don’t need pain to suffer.

    Quote Originally Posted by Cryptonic View Post
    What do i get for signing
    I think a better question would be ‘What do I get?’ The answer for which, is, your soul!
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    ►►Something about me. [Sekov]◄◄


    I have decided to create my own religion in which I am the main deity, ha-ha. You may choose to convert and proclaim me as your ungodly ruler, dont worry about the details, those arent important. Certain sacrifices and libels may serve as requirements but for now lets not mind them. Rejoice, rejoice, and rejoice!
    Know this, I shall release you from the bounds of humanity and reign in eternal bliss. My realm is evil and vile and those who join shall suffer, forever. For I am also mad, a mad-man who wishes nothing but death for himself and his followers as well. Were going to be living there forever in my land of giant twisted thorns and bottomless cathedrals, eating from the bones of those whom defied us and end up swimming in floating pools of infested blood clots. Our flying beasts of terror shall roam the skies with their bloating wings of parasitic embraces, while we may suck out of their protrusions to quench our thirst with their lurid milk.

    Those who join me shall rule in their new suits of immortal meat and bones and never feel pain ever again.
    Just say I will join you, master and our contract will me signed.
  17. Forum:General Discussion

    Thread:My New Name

    by Ganelon

    Post Author:Darkcrusader

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    ►►Re: My New Name◄◄

    During my hatching era, I walked under the vile name of Sekov. Evilness shone through me even before the dawn of my conception.
    Now that I have transcended my larval stage and evolved into the lurid being known as Bortis, there's nothing which stands against me. Mwahahahahahaha!
  18. Forum:General Discussion

    Thread:New ChatBox!

    Thread Author:Arsonist

    Post Author:Darkcrusader

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    ►►Re: New ChatBox!◄◄

    Quote Originally Posted by Cryptonic View Post
    Were u banned from chstbox lol nice
    I hope Arson gets banned from this chatbox as well lulw.

    Edit: Ok, that was kind of mean. I apologise.
  19. Forum:General Discussion

    Thread:Goyim Revolution

    Thread Author:Arsonist

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    ►►Re: Goyim Revolution◄◄

    The fuck's a goyim?
  20. Forum:General Discussion

    Thread:Critique my artwork

    Thread Author:Exeter350

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    ►►Re: Critique my artwork◄◄

    Make Arcade Great Again!
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    ►►Re: Allow Members to Change User Color◄◄

    White is for being right.
    Black only brings sorrow and plight.
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    ►►Re: Conspiracy theory◄◄

    Kenny was an inside job.
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    ►►Re: Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned!◄◄

    Quote Originally Posted by Hybrid View Post
    You're fine. Just don't try to rape her.
    Uhm....

    It's late......
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    ►►Re: i changed your name Mathmatical◄◄

    Brexit has sure taken a toll on you mate.
  25. Forum:General Discussion

    Thread:Ok guys

    Thread Author:Arsonist

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    ►►Re: Ok guys◄◄

    Quote Originally Posted by Fury View Post
    4? That's rookie numbers. You need to pump that shit up. I, myself, make at least two accounts a day.
    Wow you must be a great accountant!
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    ►►Re: Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned!◄◄

    Quote Originally Posted by Efekannn02 View Post
    you want her dont you? lol
    Yis.
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    ►►Re: Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned!◄◄

    Quote Originally Posted by yzb25 View Post
    She's at most 12... and you're her twin... so you're saying you're at most 12?

    Yeah, that sounds about right.
    Age is only a number.....



    Quote Originally Posted by Stealthbomber16 View Post
    Isn't this like the 3rd thread you've made with this title?
    'Thou shalt not take the name of the John thy Cena in vain.' It's my first time.
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    ►►Re: Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned!◄◄

    Quote Originally Posted by Kenny View Post
    Is her age on the clock?
    Yeah, they're also quite revealing of her (btw). I'm so ashamed of myself, my beautiful younger twin sister would never forgive me if she found out.
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    ►►Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned!◄◄


    I stalk my sister with fake media accounts just to save photos of her on my hard drive. Am I sick, lol?
  30. Forum:General Discussion

    Thread:Firebringer is retiring

    Thread Author:Firebringer

    Post Author:Darkcrusader

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    ►►Re: Firebringer is retiring◄◄

    Go home and be a family man Peacebringer.
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    ►►Re: Taking a look back here◄◄

    Joints fro sinners
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    ►►Re: Favourite Sci-fi Novel?◄◄

    Dune if you can turn off your brain for the second and the third shorter ones, the Emperor being the second best in the series.
  33. Forum:General Discussion

    Thread:i miss landstander

    Thread Author:Bruno

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  34. Forum:General Discussion

    Thread:requirements to be my gf:

    Thread Author:Bruno

    Post Author:Darkcrusader

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    ►►Re: requirements to be my gf:◄◄

    Go git 2 gfs, that way you'll get 8h work 4 weed money and 2 dinners.
  35. Forum:General Discussion

    Thread:Women-only thread!

    Thread Author:Darkcrusader

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    Poll: ►►Re: Women-only thread!◄◄

    Quote Originally Posted by Hybrid View Post
    rude, i m muslim
    I apologise, yes? date
  36. Forum:General Discussion

    Thread:Women-only thread!

    Thread Author:Darkcrusader

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    Poll: ►►Re: Women-only thread!◄◄

    Quote Originally Posted by Hybrid View Post
    If you are interested of being a pedo, i ve some friends who wants to date with 20-25 yo boys.
    It worked for Muhammad.
  37. ►►Re: The Different Religions Of Mafia Players From Around The World◄◄

    I feel like most of you left out one of the most important things that religion had brought to culture, which is art. Regardless of your opinions on the existence of a higher power, none can deny the beauty coming from either the ancient Greeks who brought tribute to their gods or the Renaissance.
    Both of which have either depicted gods or religious figures in both sculptures and paintings. I can acknowledge that as well as the importance of religion even though personally, I'm an atheist.
  38. Forum:General Discussion

    Thread:Women-only thread!

    Thread Author:Darkcrusader

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    Poll: ►►Re: Women-only thread!◄◄

    Society in a nutshell.
  39. Forum:General Discussion

    Thread:Women-only thread!

    Thread Author:Darkcrusader

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    Poll: ►►Re: Women-only thread!◄◄

    Quote Originally Posted by Arsonist View Post
    Go away you wench!
    Quote Originally Posted by Rachyl View Post
    im sure theres no way this could be a scam or anything, so ill just leave all the information you requested.......you sure are a catch if you can dance! haha
    I have Breakin' / Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo on Blu-ray, that should tell you enough about my dancing skills.
    Quote Originally Posted by Marshmallow Marshall View Post
    My security number is 1-S2-#######... and im not a girl
    We can pretend.

    Quote Originally Posted by Gyrlander View Post
    I'm a dragon. Is it good for u?
    I must say that as a self-proclaimed expert genius in the slaying that I've been with many chicks in my day. Let me tell you that I've felt so many types of breasts that in my travels there have never been something softer to touch as the feeling of dragon breasts.
    The soft feeling of a bag of dragon-sand is a feeling unlike any other my dear lady.
  40. Forum:General Discussion

    Thread:Women-only thread!

    Thread Author:Darkcrusader

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    Poll: ►►Women-only thread!◄◄

    Plis date. Pls.
    Leave comment below with phone number Aol myspace and social security number, plis
    I am much romance and I can also dance, perfect.
  41. Forum:General Discussion

    Thread:Ban me.

    Thread Author:Arsonist

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    ►►Re: Ban me.◄◄

    Quote Originally Posted by Arsonist View Post
    I don't think guy, that joined us in 2015, can be so unknown, proably he hacked join date, while he actually joined 2-3 days ago.
    Nah dude, mods can change the join date, it's in the rules.
  42. Forum:General Discussion

    Thread:WHO LIVES IN LA?

    Thread Author:PowersThatBe

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    ►►Re: WHO LIVES IN LA?◄◄

    I thought murder was Ill-eagle in 'Murica. )Hah
  43. Forum:General Discussion

    Thread:WHO LIVES IN LA?

    Thread Author:PowersThatBe

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    ►►Re: WHO LIVES IN LA?◄◄

    Go snipe Ice Poseidon and shout out the forum.
  44. Forum:General Discussion

    Thread:Ban me.

    Thread Author:Arsonist

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  45. Forum:General Discussion

    Thread:Where is Magoroth?

    Thread Author:OzyWho

    Post Author:Darkcrusader

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    ►►Re: Where is Magoroth?◄◄

    Quote Originally Posted by Noz_Bugz View Post
    goddamn English and pretending to be the more cultured than the Scots and Irish
    Slaves.
  46. Forum:General Discussion

    Thread:Where is Magoroth?

    Thread Author:OzyWho

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    ►►Re: Where is Magoroth?◄◄

    He may have been changed into one of those things.
  47. Forum:General Discussion

    Thread:Is SC2 Mafia is dead?

    Thread Author:Arsonist

    Post Author:Darkcrusader

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    Poll: ►►Re: Is SC2 Mafia is dead?◄◄

    Quote Originally Posted by SuperJack View Post
    I.missed.you 💓
    Quote Originally Posted by SuperJack View Post
    I can see all guest IPs. I assure you, most of them are bots.
    I don't know if I can believe you, after all, you could be a stalker. From what I've seen, mods can just sniff around at dudes, dudettes and others IP addresses with no shame whatsoever.
    Everything I ever wanted was to live a quietly lurking life. *chew*
    But nooooooooo, you gods and your weird ways had to act all mighty and sneer at us who hide in the dark. It's just disgraceful, that's all.
    Missed you as well though.
  48. Forum:General Discussion

    Thread:Is SC2 Mafia is dead?

    Thread Author:Arsonist

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    Poll: ►►Re: Is SC2 Mafia is dead?◄◄

    Mafia is dead. Mafia remains dead. And we have lynched it. How shall we comfort ourselves, the lynchers of all lynchers? What was holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet owned has bled to death under our votes: who will wipe this blood off us? What water is there for us to clean ourselves? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we have to invent? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? Must we ourselves not become mobsters simply to appear worthy of it? - Nietzsche (Escort)
  49. Forum:General Discussion

    Thread:Putin!

    Thread Author:Marshmallow Marshall

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    ►►Re: Putin!◄◄

    Not including him as a Prime Minister. I voted for him, btw.
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    Thread:Putin!

    Thread Author:Marshmallow Marshall

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    ►►Re: Putin!◄◄

    Сука Блять!
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