Something about me. [Sekov]
https://i.gifer.com/VRwG.gif
I have decided to create my own religion in which I am the main deity, ha-ha. You may choose to convert and proclaim me as your ungodly ruler, don’t worry about the details, those aren’t important. Certain sacrifices and libels may serve as requirements but for now let’s not mind them. Rejoice, rejoice, and rejoice!
Know this, I shall release you from the bounds of humanity and reign in eternal bliss. My realm is evil and vile and those who join shall suffer, forever. For I am also mad, a mad-man who wishes nothing but death for himself and his followers as well. We’re going to be living there forever in my land of giant twisted thorns and bottomless cathedrals, eating from the bones of those whom defied us and end up swimming in floating pools of infested blood clots. Our flying beasts of terror shall roam the skies with their bloating wings of parasitic embraces, while we may suck out of their protrusions to quench our thirst with their lurid milk.
Those who join me shall rule in their new suits of immortal meat and bones and never feel pain ever again.
Just say I will join you, master and our contract will me signed.
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What do i get for signing
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Maybe i get to keep the pen?
Re: Something about me. [Sekov]
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Originally Posted by
Bortis
https://i.gifer.com/VRwG.gif
I have decided to create my own religion in which I am the main deity, ha-ha. You may choose to convert and proclaim me as your ungodly ruler, don’t worry about the details, those aren’t important. Certain sacrifices and libels may serve as requirements but for now let’s not mind them. Rejoice, rejoice, and rejoice!
Know this, I shall release you from the bounds of humanity and reign in eternal bliss. My realm is evil and vile and those who join shall suffer, forever. For I am also mad, a mad-man who wishes nothing but death for himself and his followers as well. We’re going to be living there forever in my land of giant twisted thorns and bottomless cathedrals, eating from the bones of those whom defied us and end up swimming in floating pools of infested blood clots. Our flying beasts of terror shall roam the skies with their bloating wings of parasitic embraces, while we may suck out of their protrusions to quench our thirst with their lurid milk.
Those who join me shall rule in their new suits of immortal meat and bones and never feel pain ever again.
Just say I will join you, master and our contract will me signed.
VADE RETRO SATANAS
"Those who join shall suffer forever.
...and never feel pain again."
Satan has poor logic o.O
Re: Something about me. [Sekov]
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Originally Posted by
Marshmallow Marshall
You don’t need pain to suffer.
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Originally Posted by
Cryptonic
What do i get for signing
I think a better question would be ‘What do I get?’ The answer for which, is, your soul!
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Re: Something about me. [Sekov]
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Originally Posted by
Bortis
You don’t need pain to suffer.
I think a better question would be ‘What do I get?’ The answer for which, is, your soul!
No... No!! NO!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo ooooooooooooo...................................
Re: Something about me. [Sekov]
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Originally Posted by
Marshmallow Marshall
No... No!! NO!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo ooooooooooooo...................................
The rewards will make it worth your time.
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Originally Posted by
Arsonist
ave satanas
Bless you kind child!
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Originally Posted by
Bortis
I think a better question would be ‘What do I get?’ The answer for which, is, your soul!
oh nvm i already sold my soul :(
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Originally Posted by
Cryptonic
oh nvm i already sold my soul :(
It’s all fine and dandy, after all, we can always exchange other things in order for you to buy entryway into my realm.
This is another thing about me; I’m into weird and sick stuff. They make me feel well.
Am I mentally Ill? Who knows? Maybe I’m the sane one and you should all try to join me in order for you to share my worldview and become normal once again. There’s naught to lose here.