How do I obtain a relationship the way Cryptonic and Bunny has maintained one for years?
This is a serious thread by the way. Please do not troll here. This is not a playground for children.
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How do I obtain a relationship the way Cryptonic and Bunny has maintained one for years?
This is a serious thread by the way. Please do not troll here. This is not a playground for children.
good question
step 1: go to bar
step 2: find girl
step 3: take girl home
step 4: give her the good ol' loosey goosey make her juicy
@Cryptonic can confirm, he did these exact same steps except in the last step he gave her the classic wing ding pound the ring
1. watch the movie drive
2. emulate ryan gosling
3. wear a scorpion jacket https://www.angeljackets.com/product...AmaxoC8mDw_wcB
4. any chick will let u razza matazz right in her ass
For a girl:
Keep your mans stomach full and balls empty
For a guy:
Create fun situations and let her know you care
I know fuck all but this is my outlook
dont empty ur sack inside her
This is all garbage advice, everyone is only interested in normie sex
Find a girl whose name can be vaguely rhymed with "kid", for example Sydney, watch Casablanca with her, then after the movie, drop a "Here's looking at you, Syd".
The first step would be leaving your basement, presumably.
find someone with the same basic common values and empty all your children into her. then you're attached to her for life.
Starting to see Real Life / Serious Discussion as the new circle jerk.
Please prove me wrong and chill with the nonsense..
Sorry for shitposting if this was meant to be serious. I actually thought this was CJ.
If anyone's struggling with that kinda thing they should try joining some clubs and going to social places. That'd help them meet someone they might be interested in and it'd also help them be less boring and shit in general ^^.