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I'm grateful to have been given the privilege of announcing the new head of FM!
It's been a long time coming, but your very own favorite persona will be promoted Wednesday afternoon:
Fury
Congratulations to @Fury for being given this wonderful opportunity!
Let's all say some kind words to Fury as we usher him into his new role!
congratsQuote:
Originally Posted by Fury
I for one welcome our new overlord
I for one bake our new meal.
Hm, nice! Welcome!
I propose secession
Traitor!Quote:
Originally Posted by Chalibluefin
All those who have commented on this thread shall be invited to my inauguration.
We will have the biggest crowd, believe me.
I, however, will have to murder one of you to instill a sense of obedience.
This miscarriage of justice will not standQuote:
Originally Posted by Fury
I WILL NOT TAKE PART IN THIS CORRUPT REGIMEQuote:
Originally Posted by Marshmallow Marshall
I Will Manipulate Them This Corruption Must Stop!Quote:
Originally Posted by Chalibluefin
Do You Mean Me? 😂Quote:
Originally Posted by Fury
Are you even alive? Lmao
Congratulations.
Hm, I guess I'll join this gratz train. All the cool kids are doing it.
I had to spend some time in a remote gulag in order to train for this joyous event.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hybrid
As part of my training, I was forced to stare at unethical actions the likes of which most men can't tolerate.
I saw men break rules that shouldn't be broken, such as - dare I say - posting in a board which they do not have permission to post in.
Hm, this is in circlejerk... So is this a complete bullshit you are doing? :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Fury
Psh, no, he’s the New FM head.Quote:
Originally Posted by Marshmallow Marshall
No, he's the head of the Arabian oil companies. He owns all of us.Quote:
Originally Posted by Unknown1234
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Originally Posted by RLVG
Ummm, did you both just ASSUME my gender?Quote:
Originally Posted by Unknown1234
I sexually identify as the head of FM.
Rekt.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fury
When I made that post (before I was the head of FM), I had only known the male gender. As such, I had only found comfort in it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Unknown1234
As I now am surrounding by a mafia community which loves me - as I feel its warm embrace, I find comfort in that instead.
As such, I can no longer look back upon the gender I once was. I simply don't identify as male anymore. I am now the head of FM.
but its still not wednesday.
I live in Japan.Quote:
Originally Posted by Unknown1234
While I used to live stateside, I moved to Japan to hasten the transformation.
I'd like to say that I'll be the most committed staff this world has ever seen.
grats gl
Alrighty Time To Promote Myself As A Better Troll Which Is Not Possible Because Im Already The Best!
stop talking to your boss that wayQuote:
Originally Posted by RLVG
crazy turnover rate nowadays