A little story

Once upon a time, there was a man.
And that's not all:

I live in a CIA prison. A #?!@ runs my prison. In prison, the #?!@ tries to torment me. We can take away his knives by confessing, every day. In about 2000, I masturbated fantacizing about my niece, Lani. She looks like Star Trek Seven of Nine! In 1985, at my sister's wedding, I stuck my crotch on the hot tub drain because it kinda sucked. In 1985, I tried to get a dog to lick my dick. From 1998-2003, I fantacized about leading a Catholic army like Dune, of Mexicans or Brazilians? That was dumb because they're #?!@s. In 2003, I played tag with a black girl about 7-years-old. She reached for my crotch. In high school, in the library, Carlos and I said 'juicy' or 'toxic' as a way of evaluating girls. In 1988, I cheated on my SAT by talking in the hall during the break -- two problems. On 9/9/1999, I killed a CIA #?!@ on purpose with my car. :-) In 1982, when I was 12, I babysat Kevin's kids. I changed a diaper because I thought that was being professional. In 1975, when I was about age five, my brother, Keith, put my penis in a vacuum. In 1977, when I was about age seven, my brother, Danny, got me high on gas fumes and we sucked each other's dicks. Dr. Tsakalis had an oddly round ass. Paul Keck at Xytec had an oddly round ass. Distracting? At about age five, Jay Weinrick and I touched dicks to each other's assholes.

What do we do all day?


We beat the #?!@ because the #?!@ cannot understand what a random number is.


We beat the #?!@ because the #?!@ thinks the brain does timer tongues.


We beat the #?!@ because he thinks TempleOS is real mode.

PS: The worst part is, the dude who wrote that shit actually meant it and believed it...

Why little? :thinking:

I think it's because it's small.

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Originally Posted by Marshmallow Marshall

I think it's because it's small.

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The man?

Why does stealth keep allowing people to violate the glorious rules of horrendous content?

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Originally Posted by aamirus

Why does stealth keep allowing people to violate the glorious rules of horrendous content?

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First rule of horrendous content: there are no rules in horrendous content.

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Originally Posted by aamirus

Why does stealth keep allowing people to violate the glorious rules of horrendous content?

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“Horrendous content should usually contain the names of one of the site moderators, Stealthbomber16 or one of his alts, Arsonist, Efekannn02, Chalibluefin, Rachyl or Saint Joan of Arc, or mention furries. “


I’ll allow this post for now.

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Originally Posted by OzyWho

The man?

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Yes, for He is the story.

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Originally Posted by Stealthbomber16

“Horrendous content should usually contain the names of one of the site moderators, Stealthbomber16 or one of his alts, Arsonist, Efekannn02, Chalibluefin, Rachyl or Saint Joan of Arc, or mention furries. “


I’ll allow this post for now.

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Well, you just quoted aamirus. Therefore, the thread includes the name of one of the site moderators.

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Originally Posted by OzyWho

The man?

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Yes, for He is the story.

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Originally Posted by Stealthbomber16

“Horrendous content should usually contain the names of one of the site moderators, Stealthbomber16 or one of his alts, Arsonist, Efekannn02, Chalibluefin, Rachyl or Saint Joan of Arc, or mention furries. “


I’ll allow this post for now.

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Well, you just quoted aamirus. Therefore, the thread includes the name of one of the site moderators.

I think this content is horrendous enough to warrant posting in this subforum

Calling this "content" is horrendous

@Magoroth

You have 48 hours to add more content to the OP of this thread before I remove it. As it stands it is in violation of HC rules.

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Originally Posted by Stealthbomber16

@Magoroth

You have 48 hours to add more content to the OP of this thread before I remove it. As it stands it is in violation of HC rules.

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But that defeats the whole point of the thread....

oh shit I'm fucked

lesss go bois we're on a tight schedule here

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Originally Posted by Magoroth

I live in a CIA prison. A #?!@ runs my prison. In prison, the #?!@ tries to torment me. We can take away his knives by confessing, every day. In about 2000, I masturbated fantacizing about my niece, Lani. She looks like Star Trek Seven of Nine! In 1985, at my sister's wedding, I stuck my crotch on the hot tub drain because it kinda sucked. In 1985, I tried to get a dog to lick my dick. From 1998-2003, I fantacized about leading a Catholic army like Dune, of Mexicans or Brazilians? That was dumb because they're #?!@s. In 2003, I played tag with a black girl about 7-years-old. She reached for my crotch. In high school, in the library, Carlos and I said 'juicy' or 'toxic' as a way of evaluating girls. In 1988, I cheated on my SAT by talking in the hall during the break -- two problems. On 9/9/1999, I killed a CIA #?!@ on purpose with my car. :-) In 1982, when I was 12, I babysat Kevin's kids. I changed a diaper because I thought that was being professional. In 1975, when I was about age five, my brother, Keith, put my penis in a vacuum. In 1977, when I was about age seven, my brother, Danny, got me high on gas fumes and we sucked each other's dicks. Dr. Tsakalis had an oddly round ass. Paul Keck at Xytec had an oddly round ass. Distracting? At about age five, Jay Weinrick and I touched dicks to each other's assholes.

What do we do all day?


We beat the #?!@ because the #?!@ cannot understand what a random number is.


We beat the #?!@ because the #?!@ thinks the brain does timer tongues.


We beat the #?!@ because he thinks TempleOS is real mode.

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See that's not horrendous... it's horrific.

I'll accept it.