i'll give you $5 to shave your ass and let me sniff the clippings.
thats what freaks are into, right?
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i'll give you $5 to shave your ass and let me sniff the clippings.
thats what freaks are into, right?
brb grab da razor
shit, imma sniff that like a fine cigar. clippings is better than cocaine i hear.
only when theres avocado mixed in
okay, anyways. DO YOU REmemBEr the time.... mattzed loved ray romano?
I vaguely do, but the cake is a lie
OH YEAH HE LIKES THAT BIG BLACK CAKE
who doesn't love big black cock?
i mean cake
i love cake, especially vanilla
depends on where you wanna put it
DO YOU LIKE COFFEE CAKE
i wanna swallow a whole piece of cake
milk and cake?
www.twitch.tv/blueberrybatman
follow me on twitch
I mean hey if you like the milk theres plenty of that too
i like my coffee like i like my men, emotional unavailable with an expensive coke habit.
nd a german car.
oh man i'm not into coke
@MattZed look who might be into you
he has a girlfriend and only serves strawberry short cake.
LITTLE PINK DICK I GET IT
WELL I'M 2/3
I bought a volkwagen
thats german right
im allergic to shrimp
i only speak french
hon hon titty croissant
ITS "HON HON"
omelet du fromage
OMELEEEEEEET DUUUUUU FROMAGEEEEEE
*drops panties*
*asks DR to be her sugar daddy*
@Dark Revanant
@Dark Revenant
@fuck I cant spell it right
he rejected me a long time ago anyways. i heard he doesn't like whores with longtime boyfriends.
yeah well boyfriend =/= spouse, easier to end
can you send me back my $25 in the form of dollar bills.
what I never got that
not you, daddy
whos your daddy
omelet du fromage
can confirm, you are the spawn of a cheese omelete
i am an eggo spawn
as in leggo my eggo? WHAT THE FUCK
and this has been the best segment of BANANA AND MESK DRUNK OFF MULTIPLE BOTTLES OF WINE.
stay tune til next year when we do it again <3
baptized
WTF!?!?!?!?!?!
requesting move to horrific content @Cryptonic
not my finest moment.
f u to whoever was editing our posts. i dont subscribe to pewdiepie
greetings to you as well
what the fuck did i just read.
time to bring some logic and reasoning into this thread
ACCEPT THE ONE TRUE FAITH
https://i.ibb.co/m0kCxvy/flat-earth-theory.jpg