I am tired of people using the word WIFOM wrong. I see people on our forum misuse WIFOM all over the place, I even do it out of habit because it is standard language even though wrong. WIFOM is not how you pretend and lay a shield upon yourself, it is actually instead a weapon about interpreting your opponent and out predicting their action. You don't WIFOM as defense, you WIFOM as an attack. This game is an exercise in that.
Average Joe's Gym
Peter "Pete" LeFleur - Stealthbomber16
Katheryn "Kate" Veatch - Naz
Gordon Pibb - yzb25
Steve "The Pirate" Cowan - Bahkieh
Dwight Baumgarten (Schrute) - Creedkingsx
Owen Dittman - Numbertwo
GloboGym
White Goodman - Aivion
Me'Shell Jones - Glip
Fran Stalinovskovichdaviddivichski - Marshmallow Marshall
Wesley "Blade" Snipes - NoctiZ
Lazer - Banshis
Blazer - Damus_Graves
Players may sign for their choice of team, and claim a name, first come first serve.
There will be 6 balls, when the game starts the first 6 posters will grab a ball.
All players are the same, though only 6 will have a ball at a time.
You may take any of the following actions as a defense.
Stand Still
Dodge 1
Duck
Dip
Dive
Dodge 2
Spoiler : Action Meanings :
These are all positions you can take, and they serve as your defensive action, asking the other player to WIFOM your selection.
You may also take one of these actions.
Block, if you have a ball only
Throw, if you have a ball only
Protect, if you have a ball only
Pass, if you have a ball only
Catch, only if you have no ball
Spoiler : Bonus Action :
These actions allow you to act depending on your Ball status.
If you have a ball you may choose Block against a single player, making yourself perfectly immune to their throws, however you will be vulnerable to all throws from all other players.
If you have a ball you may also Throw at a player, anticipating their defensive position. If you are correct you will tag them out. You may still dodge.
If you have a ball you may also Protect an ally, keeping them safe from all attacks but you vulnerable to all throws.
If you have a ball you may also Pass to an ally, giving them the ball. You may still dodge.
If you do NOT have a ball you may Catch against a player, if they throw at you and are wrong you will catch the ball knocking them out and reviving the top queued ally. You must submit a dodge action in addition. No action qualifies as "stand still" for the opponents throw, but will disqualify a Catch action. If you catch and are tagged out by another player all actions will occur, leading to a catch out, revival, and tag out.
Ball Mechanics
The first 6 posters in the opening day get a ball for free.
Balls that are caught are obviously in the hands of the new player.
Balls that are passed are obviously in the hands of the new player.
Balls that are blocked have a 75% chance to return to the throwing side whether it be from a Block or a Protect, and a 25% chance to stay on the thrown at side.
Balls that are thrown and hit have a 25% chance to return to the throwing side and a 75% chance to stay on the tagged side.
Balls that miss are 100% going to be on the thrown at side floor.
Balls on the floor will be given to the first poster from the appropriate side that does not have a ball in their hands at the time of the post.
Balls held by a player who is tagged out will be dropped on their side.
Spoiler : "Day" Mechanic :
Everyone will be publicly in the thread, and can talk with no issue and is expected to submit a defensive and or bonus action each 24 hours. No action will be interpreted as "Stand still". All actions will occur at one time, and I will announce the results, as well as announce who is out or whatever is needed.
Anyone who is out will enter a queue to be returned under a catch scenario.
Spoiler : Tie breakers :
Surprise if it happens
Sign to prove you can actually WIFOM below. Pick a name/team. 2 slots remaining.
December 13th, 2018, 11:30 PM
Damus_Graves
Re: DodgeBall: A true WIFOM story.
You know I’m in you know I am in on that purple swag gimme blazer
December 14th, 2018, 12:08 PM
Numbertwo
Re: DodgeBall: A true WIFOM story.
sign
i pick owen dittman
December 14th, 2018, 12:12 PM
creedkingsx
Re: DodgeBall: A true WIFOM story.
WIFOM is both a defense and an offense. When they were using it in tmThe Princess Bride, the three guys the main character fought were all layers of defense from his goal. (I dont remember any fucking names so deal).
The WIFOM scene was just tool of that defense.
December 14th, 2018, 12:12 PM
Marshmallow Marshall
Re: DodgeBall: A true WIFOM story.
Signing as Fran Stalinovskovichdaviddivichski
yes i had to pick the longest name ever :)
December 14th, 2018, 12:13 PM
Slaol
Re: DodgeBall: A true WIFOM story.
Quote:
Originally Posted by creedkingsx
WIFOM is both a defense and an offense. When they were using it in tmThe Princess Bride, the three guys the main character fought were all layers of defense from his goal. (I dont remember any fucking names so deal).
The WIFOM scene was just tool of that defense.
Nope. Wifom as defense is like a preemptive strike. Its an attack to prevent an attack. It may protect you but if you call that action a true defense then were at a semantic impass.
December 14th, 2018, 12:15 PM
creedkingsx
Re: DodgeBall: A true WIFOM story.
The best offense is a good defense or some shit like that.
Tldr both
December 14th, 2018, 12:17 PM
Slaol
Re: DodgeBall: A true WIFOM story.
Quote:
Originally Posted by creedkingsx
The best offense is a good defense or some shit like that.
Tldr both
Nope. But to each their bone.
WIFOM is specifically the act of reading your opponent. You can try to be unpredictable. But thats being unpredictable, not WIFOM
December 14th, 2018, 12:18 PM
Damus_Graves
Re: DodgeBall: A true WIFOM story.
I would like you all to know that I am a real man and as a real man i shall face you headfirst and emerge victorious
December 14th, 2018, 12:18 PM
creedkingsx
Re: DodgeBall: A true WIFOM story.
I'll fuckin bone y... nvm
December 14th, 2018, 12:20 PM
Slaol
Re: DodgeBall: A true WIFOM story.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Damus_Graves
I would like you all to know that I am a real man and as a real man i shall face you headfirst and emerge victorious
You chose the right team lol
December 14th, 2018, 12:47 PM
creedkingsx
Re: DodgeBall: A true WIFOM story.
/fine
December 14th, 2018, 12:49 PM
creedkingsx
Re: DodgeBall: A true WIFOM story.
Make me Dwight Schrute
December 14th, 2018, 12:57 PM
yzb25
Re: DodgeBall: A true WIFOM story.
WIFOM ain't a strong point for me. A game like this may give some insight I suppose.
Rp and images will follow, still waiting on them from the editor but this is when i wanted to start. All cycles are 24 hours.
DODGEBALL!
First 6 posters get a ball.
No conversation necessary, but all communication in the thread is allowed.
December 18th, 2018, 10:23 AM
creedkingsx
Re: DodgeBall: A true WIFOM story.
Fuck
December 18th, 2018, 10:34 AM
Banshis
Re: DodgeBall: A true WIFOM story.
Lets go!
December 18th, 2018, 10:44 AM
Banshis
Re: DodgeBall: A true WIFOM story.
*casually chucks a wrench*
December 18th, 2018, 10:58 AM
NoctiZ
Re: DodgeBall: A true WIFOM story.
booooi
December 18th, 2018, 11:00 AM
NoctiZ
Re: DodgeBall: A true WIFOM story.
HOST WHEN DO I GET MY ROLE PM
December 18th, 2018, 11:05 AM
Slaol
Re: DodgeBall: A true WIFOM story.
Quote:
Originally Posted by NoctiZ
HOST WHEN DO I GET MY ROLE PM
You wont be getting a PM, but once I get some RP stuff from Auckmid I promise you will be satisfied Wesley.
December 18th, 2018, 11:05 AM
Banshis
Re: DodgeBall: A true WIFOM story.
@Slaol Is usage of anabolic steroids and/or low-grade beaver tranquilizers prohibited?
December 18th, 2018, 11:06 AM
Slaol
Re: DodgeBall: A true WIFOM story.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Banshis
@Slaol Is usage of anabolic steroids and/or low-grade beaver tranquilizers prohibited?
No. That is fine.
December 18th, 2018, 11:08 AM
Banshis
Re: DodgeBall: A true WIFOM story.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Slaol
No. That is fine.
Good news boys, we aren't getting disqualified!
December 18th, 2018, 11:09 AM
creedkingsx
Re: DodgeBall: A true WIFOM story.
So you asked me to ask this here.
If I pass to someone, do they then get the ability to block all in the same action sequence?
I.e. I submit an action to pass to someone who is on my team. (Ihave literally no clue who the fuck is on my team).
They submit in the same 24 hour period with currently having no ball to block/throw/other ball having actions, that gucci?
December 18th, 2018, 11:11 AM
Slaol
Re: DodgeBall: A true WIFOM story.
Quote:
Originally Posted by creedkingsx
So you asked me to ask this here.
If I pass to someone, do they then get the ability to block all in the same action sequence?
I.e. I submit an action to pass to someone who is on my team. (Ihave literally no clue who the fuck is on my team).
They submit in the same 24 hour period with currently having no ball to block/throw/other ball having actions, that gucci?
Yes. Passing will go before other bonus actions. They will then be able to act with a ball in hopes of receiving a ball.
December 18th, 2018, 11:12 AM
Slaol
Re: DodgeBall: A true WIFOM story.
Also, per a question on discord. Out of game communication is fully encouraged WITH THE OTHER TEAM ONLY for smack talk. Communication between your team mates needs to be in thread.
December 18th, 2018, 11:20 AM
Bahkieh
Re: DodgeBall: A true WIFOM story.
BIFOM
December 18th, 2018, 11:21 AM
Slaol
Re: DodgeBall: A true WIFOM story.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bahkieh
BIFOM
Excellent
December 18th, 2018, 11:23 AM
NoctiZ
Re: DodgeBall: A true WIFOM story.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Slaol
You wont be getting a PM, but once I get some RP stuff from Auckmid I promise you will be satisfied Wesley.
I was memeing anyway OMEGALUL
December 18th, 2018, 11:24 AM
Bahkieh
Re: DodgeBall: A true WIFOM story.
Im hungry as fuck. What should I get delivered?
December 18th, 2018, 11:25 AM
Banshis
Re: DodgeBall: A true WIFOM story.
Can eliminated players shout from the sidelines?
December 18th, 2018, 11:25 AM
creedkingsx
Re: DodgeBall: A true WIFOM story.
You should get a fat Dodge1 Hut delivery.
December 18th, 2018, 11:26 AM
NoctiZ
Re: DodgeBall: A true WIFOM story.
Average Joe's Gym?
More like
SUBPAR JOE'S GYM
HAHAHAHHA
AAAAHAHAHAHA
You're gonna get wrecked, kids SmugPepe
December 18th, 2018, 11:26 AM
Bahkieh
Re: DodgeBall: A true WIFOM story.
Also, is there anyway I can look at my own profile? Because currently I can't.
December 18th, 2018, 11:27 AM
creedkingsx
Re: DodgeBall: A true WIFOM story.
GloboGym? More like Glob on these nutz Gym.
Hah gottem,
December 18th, 2018, 11:27 AM
Bahkieh
Re: DodgeBall: A true WIFOM story.
Quote:
Originally Posted by NoctiZ
Average Joe's Gym?
More like
SUBPAR JOE'S GYM
HAHAHAHHA
AAAAHAHAHAHA
You're gonna get wrecked, kids SmugPepe
Bruh I don't even remember who you are
December 18th, 2018, 11:29 AM
Bahkieh
Re: DodgeBall: A true WIFOM story.
I mean, YARRRRR
December 18th, 2018, 11:31 AM
NoctiZ
Re: DodgeBall: A true WIFOM story.
Damn where my team at, BACK ME UP FOOLS
December 18th, 2018, 11:33 AM
Banshis
Re: DodgeBall: A true WIFOM story.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bahkieh
I mean, YARRRRR
Shut it. You aren't a real pirate!
December 18th, 2018, 11:35 AM
NoctiZ
Re: DodgeBall: A true WIFOM story.
Also I'll throw it at the first mofucka that pisses me off. Straight between the eyes
December 18th, 2018, 11:37 AM
Banshis
Re: DodgeBall: A true WIFOM story.
Quote:
Originally Posted by NoctiZ
Also I'll throw it at the first mofucka that pisses me off. Straight between the eyes
You gotta go for the balls! They are all weak down there!
December 18th, 2018, 11:41 AM
Bahkieh
Re: DodgeBall: A true WIFOM story.
Ye couldn hit me if I were passed out from drinking too much rum
December 18th, 2018, 11:41 AM
Banshis
Re: DodgeBall: A true WIFOM story.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bahkieh
Ye couldn hit me if I were passed out from drinking too much rum
*chucks another wrench*
December 18th, 2018, 11:43 AM
Bahkieh
Re: DodgeBall: A true WIFOM story.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Banshis
You gotta go for the balls! They are all weak down there!
Yar, the wench doesn have any
December 18th, 2018, 11:55 AM
Banshis
Re: DodgeBall: A true WIFOM story.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bahkieh
Yar, the wench doesn have any
You see that Pete? He knows, he has seen! I reckon he's trying to take your gal. How can you trust this fake pirate.
December 18th, 2018, 12:11 PM
creedkingsx
Re: DodgeBall: A true WIFOM story.
OOO HE SAID HIS DICK SMALL
I havent seen the dodgeball movie
December 18th, 2018, 12:29 PM
Glip
Re: DodgeBall: A true WIFOM story.
By my counts, I’m due a ball. Hand it over.
December 18th, 2018, 12:42 PM
Slaol
Re: DodgeBall: A true WIFOM story.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Banshis
Can eliminated players shout from the sidelines?
Oh yes
December 18th, 2018, 12:59 PM
Banshis
Re: DodgeBall: A true WIFOM story.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Slaol
Oh yes
What about the crowd?
December 18th, 2018, 01:00 PM
Slaol
Re: DodgeBall: A true WIFOM story.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Banshis
What about the crowd?
Yep
December 18th, 2018, 01:07 PM
Banshis
Re: DodgeBall: A true WIFOM story.
1 Ball left. Come on GloboGym! Lets secure it!
December 18th, 2018, 01:37 PM
Marshmallow Marshall
Re: DodgeBall: A true WIFOM story.
grabs a ball
makes it spin up to heavens
December 18th, 2018, 01:41 PM
NoctiZ
Re: DodgeBall: A true WIFOM story.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marshmallow Marshall
grabs a ball
makes it spin up to heavens
YES MATE THERE WE GO
December 18th, 2018, 01:50 PM
Banshis
Re: DodgeBall: A true WIFOM story.
GloboGym! GloboGym! GloboGym!
December 18th, 2018, 01:54 PM
Marshmallow Marshall
Re: DodgeBall: A true WIFOM story.
Wait what... The dead can speak LUL
December 18th, 2018, 01:59 PM
Banshis
Re: DodgeBall: A true WIFOM story.
Average Joe's Gym
Peter "Pete" LeFleur - Stealthbomber16
Katheryn "Kate" Veatch - Naz
Gordon Pibb - yzb25
Steve "The Pirate" Cowan - Bahkieh (Ball)
Dwight Baumgarten (Schrute) - Creedkingsx (Ball)
Owen Dittman - Numbertwo
GloboGym
White Goodman - Aivion
Me'Shell Jones - Glip (Ball)
Fran Stalinovskovichdaviddivichski - Marshmallow Marshall (Ball)
Wesley "Blade" Snipes - NoctiZ (Ball)
Bernese - Banshis (Ball)
Blazer - Damus_Graves
December 18th, 2018, 02:18 PM
NoctiZ
Re: DodgeBall: A true WIFOM story.
Okay so obviously I'm going to turn on my team and throw right at Banshis, eh?
December 18th, 2018, 02:20 PM
Banshis
Re: DodgeBall: A true WIFOM story.
Quote:
Originally Posted by NoctiZ
Okay so obviously I'm going to turn on my team and throw right at Banshis, eh?
You should never hit a girl.
December 18th, 2018, 02:27 PM
Banshis
Re: DodgeBall: A true WIFOM story.
Who wants this bright red beautiful rubber bouncy ball?