Conversation Between Ganondorf and Kony
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Conversation Between Ganondorf and Kony

8 Visitor Messages

  1. think is ok, luna tingle? no girl?
  2. 50 rupees... hmm... tell you what: get me 25 more rupees and a hookshot and I'll fight alongside you in glorious battle.

    By the way, I had my suspicions so I checked Luna. As it turns out, Luna is actually Tingle, so I'll just leave Luna alone for now....
  3. have 50 rupees and luna (maybe she is link?)
  4. I'll only serve you for a price... how many rupees do you have?
  5. wanna join me army? still need strong fighters like zelda
  6. zelda is a guy omg
  7. ... because I've been programmed to kidnap her over and over again until my dream of world domination is complete. Sadly, the Castle Town library doesn't contain the Mushroom Kingdom manuscripts, so I was unable to learn from Bowser's mistakes (namely, why in the world Nintendo villains feel obligated to send their minions into battle 1-by-1 as opposed to in a giant, unstoppable horde). Alas, my existence is miserable...
  8. you gay or why like zelda?
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