[S-FM] The SCP Foundation

[oops_ur_dead]

http://images.wikia.com/theslenderman/images/0/00/SCP-Banner.png

Welcome, new employees, to the SCP Foundation. I am Dr Robinson, and I will be leading your orientation today. Im sure you all know why youre here; you were all approached by a member of our organization and were offered a hefty salary, along with a full college degree, for six months of your time. You were all hand-picked for your intellect, and because you all showed great potential. However, it isnt only intellect that made you eligible for work here. It was also your strength of mind. See, Im going to be blunt about this: you are going to see some fucked up shit in your six months here. You will see things that will make you question reality, and other things that will alter reality itself. Youll see things that wont hesitate to rip you open and leave you to bleed out, as well as things that will make you do the very same to yourself. Thats what makes our work here so important. We are the first line of defence, stopping these sons of bitches from destroying humanity as we know it. Some of you will probably die doing this job. We dont pay you for nothing, and we certainly dont give out full college degrees just cause we feel like it. But some of you will like this work so much that youll sign a contract and make a career out of this. Youll move up the ranks, and if you play your cards right, you could become very successful in the Foundation. Who knows, maybe one of you will be an O5 one day? But I wouldnt get your hopes up. No matter what you decide to do, just know this: stay careful, and youll live. Then youll be set for life.

Now that Ive got my little intro out of the way, lets actually start training, shall we?


The setup is C9++. See here for the rules and setup info: http://wiki.mafiascum.net/index.php?title=C9%2B%2B
Quick rule summary:

Starts on day 1
SK chooses either investigation immunity OR one-use bulletproof vest on day one
No kill flavour. Mafia/vig/SK kills are indistinguishable
No last wills
Post /sign to signup. I will likely randomize the players if I get more than the thirteen needed. I will post role cards day 1.

Players:

Rocshi
Kromos
McPwnage
creedkingsx
Rihfok
Sinclair
JSaint
clementine
Duzero
straykiwi
Ubernox
Goremancer
Shaded
Role cards: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1pMqR_nqEBB1ZpCfaQLUZCYZW9A8vLAT_mm0inkj9uiY/edit

[philie]

sign

[Dust]

/sign

[McJesus]

/sign

[creedkingsx]

/sign

[Sinclair]

/sign

[Rihfok]

Might as well /sign

[Rocshi]

/sign

C9++ is my favorite variation XD

[GriM-DeMoN]

/Sign

[JSaint]

/sign

Mi Mi... ^^ *waves hand*

[clementine]

/sign

[JSaint]

Yay! We have the wizard cat with us ^^ *strokes cat avatar*

[Duzero]

/sign

[straykiwi]

/sign

[Ubernox]

/sign

No containment breaches here, I see?

[Goremancer]

/sign

[JSaint]

Yay! Lotsa people ^^

[Shaded]

If you still have openings, i'll /sign.

[oops_ur_dead]

/sign

No containment breaches here, I see?

Not yet.
Signups are closed now.

[GriM-DeMoN]

I think it should be first in first serve the late people can be put on reserves.

[Dust]

I think it should be first in first serve the late people can be put on reserves.

The host will do what the host will do.

I know why you asked that and I don't like it....

[GriM-DeMoN]

Yeah so I can get in.
I know it seems selfish but First in First serve.
If your late I reckon that should be bad luck.

[oops_ur_dead]

Yeah so I can get in.
I know it seems selfish but First in First serve.
If your late I reckon that should be bad luck.
You made it in regardless.

[GriM-DeMoN]

Ty oops

[Ubernox]

I'm an ultra-fan of SCP. So you're implying that there will, in fact, be some Keter/Euclid containment breaches involved?

[oops_ur_dead]

Of course.

I added role cards and removed everyone from the list who didn't make the cut. Sorry if you didn't.

I'll be sending out roles soon.

[JSaint]

oops_I_have_pm!

*is so excited*

[Ubernox]

Any idea when this is going to start?

[Sinclair]

Wait, just curious as to why I didn't get in? I was the 5th person to sign up...

[creedkingsx]

Wait, just curious as to why I didn't get in? I was the 5th person to sign up...

If mroe than 13 people signs up, he puts all the name through random.org so it is fair to everyone.

[Sinclair]

If mroe than 13 people signs up, he puts all the name through random.org so it is fair to everyone.

Oh ok.

[Dust]

Oh ok.

You see, nearly everything in this game is random, including gabeyfaew

[Sinclair]

You see, nearly everything in this game is random, including gabeyfaew

Not again.

[Blazer]

Not again.

huehuehue owned. Radnomization wft.

[Sinclair]

huehuehue owned. Radnomization wft.

>_<

[JSaint]

Hmmm... It's been awhile since I last heard anything. Are we waiting for something/someone before we start?

[Dust]

Hmmm... It's been awhile since I last heard anything. Are we waiting for something/someone before we start?

FM12 to end.

[JSaint]

Oh... I get to attend Gingerape and Blazer's wedding! I am invited XD

[creedkingsx]

Oh... I get to attend Gingerape and Blazer's wedding! I am invited XD

Everyone is invited except clem because she tried to sleep with blazie.
I might get uninvited because ginger likes to come to me when blazer doesn't give her the right attention. lolol

[Goremancer]

Can I haz invitation too :(

[Ubernox]

Oh God. The eternal love-triangle woobie group (Blazer, Ginger, Creed) lives on.

[Goremancer]

Oh God. The eternal love-triangle woobie group (Blazer, Ginger, Creed) lives on.

Wait, wasn't creed Jack's lover? WHAT IS THIS?? The plot thickens.

[JSaint]

If there is no one actually playing F-M in this group, can't we just start actually?

Considering how it seems to take 3 days to complete a day in that slow thing... It's the Dragon Palace effect T_T

[ajkei]

Everyone is invited except clem because she tried to sleep with blazie.
Wouldn't that make the entire site not invited?
;P

[Ubernox]

Wouldn't that make the entire site not invited?
;P

Objection: He's not THAT good.

[Blazer]

Jsaint invited <3
Creed .......*stab* what you doing to ginger!?!?!??! <3 i still love you ^^
Uber, yes. It shall be known all throughout the land.
AJ *stop it you* :3

[creedkingsx]

Jsaint invited <3
Creed .......*stab* what you doing to ginger!?!?!??! <3 i still love you ^^
Uber, yes. It shall be known all throughout the land.
AJ *stop it you* :3

WUTDO

[JSaint]

LoL, Know throughout the Land...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDzSL-ObC0A

[Blazer]

WUTDO
im confused. Love the song above me xD
how about lets all sing a happy working song? as we mercilessly slaughter all ^^

[creedkingsx]

im confused. Love the song above me xD
how about lets all sing a happy working song? as we mercilessly slaughter all ^^

I DUNT DO IT
BTW, you are obviously the serial killer. Mr. Stabby.

[Blazer]

I DUNT DO IT
BTW, you are obviously the serial killer. Mr. Stabby.

idk wut ur talking about...

[creedkingsx]

idk wut ur talking about...

doc on me *shifty eyes*

[Blazer]

doc on me *shifty eyes*

HES A KILLER!!!!!!!

[creedkingsx]

HES A KILLER!!!!!!!

Lookout and BG on the doc that is on the doc that is on me. We have our scum autolynch, gg

[Blazer]

plot twister: im the dox :o

[creedkingsx]

plot twister: im the dox :o

That's just what an SK would say :o

[Ubernox]

That's what the doc would say to get the Mafia not to shoot him.

[oops_ur_dead]

GriM-DeMoN is out, Sinclair is in.

[clementine]

Hi Oops, not sure if you're aware of this, but you're going to need a replacement for Dust, too.
http://www.sc2mafia.com/forum/showthread.php/8089-I-ll-be-going-now

Just wondering what the timetable for starting this is looking like. :]

[Kromos]

/sign if you need another sign up. Otherwise /reserve

[JSaint]

You guys sound like the game has started... but I dun see any thread ^^

[Shaded]

It hasn't started just yet, JSaint.

[oops_ur_dead]

It will start soon.

[oops_ur_dead]

Also, Dust is out, Kromos is in.

[oops_ur_dead]

Philie is out. Next person to post gets to replace her.

[Goremancer]

hi?

[Mopin]

Seeing as I believe Goremancer is already in could I sign?

[oops_ur_dead]

Actually I decided to put in Roschi in place of philie since he was cut earlier.
The game will start as soon as the epilogue for the current FM is posted.

[Ubernox]

Shouldn't take too long. I mean, look at the last FM- oh wait.

[RaikouRider]

If the game hasn't started, then...

/sign

[creedkingsx]

If the game hasn't started, then...

/sign

Roles have already been sent out to players. :/

[Unknown User]

Hey Oops, if you end up needing anybody due to inactivity, I'm overactive mon-fri.
Keep me in mind.
Thanks

[Gingerape]

/observe! observe!!!

T~T *cries*

[JSaint]

oops_ur_late... I cannot resist making all these oops references... it's just so funny XD

[Goremancer]

oops_ur_banned :D

[JSaint]

I think if oops were to charge people abit of money for each of these references, he could make alot of money ^^.

[clementine]

I think if oops were to charge people abit of money for each of these references, he could make alot of money ^^.

oops_ur_sued

[creedkingsx]

oops_ur_ahighschooldropout
*troll face

[Goremancer]

oops_ur_lame
>.>

[JSaint]

Please be gentle... I am an FM virgin!

[oops_ur_dead]

I lied. This will start after Friday because until Friday I am busy as all hell.

[Ubernox]

Start it NOOOOOWWW Agent! I am becoming impatient. -Dr. Bright

[Ubernox]

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/310/910/c28.gif

GET IT TOGETHER, JONES.

[JSaint]

Panda Cheese ^^

[JSaint]

oops_we're_trolled

[Duzero]

oops_is_dead ?

[JSaint]

oops_he's_dead?

[Duzero]

oops_ur_bored?

[creedkingsx]

oops_ur_boned?

[JSaint]

oops_u_came

[Duzero]

oops_no_pill

[JSaint]

oops_im_pregnant

[creedkingsx]

oops_im_pregnant

oops_for_gottomentionihavegenitalherpesandaids

[Duzero]

oops_for_gottomentionihavegenitalherpesandaids

OOPS_UR_DEAD!


(and the cycle has come to an end :P)

[JSaint]

gasp_im_postive!

[Goremansir]

oops_it's_oldandi'manattentionwhore

[Duzero]

oops_it's_oldandi'manattentionwhore

oops_ur_multiplied

[JSaint]

oops_u had_multiples. I think I can make a game from this

[Duzero]

oops_u had_multiples. I think I can make a game from this

OOPS_FM_XIV

[oops_ur_dead]

It started lol: http://www.sc2mafia.com/forum/showthread.php/8566-S-FM-SCP-Foundation?p=138501

[Duzero]

It started lol: http://www.sc2mafia.com/forum/showthread.php/8566-S-FM-SCP-Foundation?p=138501

yay!

[straykiwi]

wrong thread :/

[McJesus]

Am I the only one treating this game srsly? :(

no I am taking it seriously it is just hard to scumhunt when there is absolutely nothing to report. I dunno you got any ideas?

[Duzero]

no I am taking it seriously it is just hard to scumhunt when there is absolutely nothing to report. I dunno you got any ideas?

This is the signup thread, I got confused too first since the topic is basically the same :p

[straykiwi]

Yeah I have them both open in my browser so I can quickly flick to this thread to see role list and etc.

So in the tabs they look the same. My B!

[Shaded]

Yeah I have them both open in my browser so I can quickly flick to this thread to see role list and etc.

So in the tabs they look the same. My B!

Erm. There is no role list.
*accusatory stare*

[JSaint]

oops_it's_unlocked!