DodgeBall: A true WIFOM story.

[Slaol]

I am tired of people using the word WIFOM wrong. I see people on our forum misuse WIFOM all over the place, I even do it out of habit because it is standard language even though wrong. WIFOM is not how you pretend and lay a shield upon yourself, it is actually instead a weapon about interpreting your opponent and out predicting their action. You don't WIFOM as defense, you WIFOM as an attack. This game is an exercise in that.


Average Joe's Gym
Peter "Pete" LeFleur - Stealthbomber16
Katheryn "Kate" Veatch - Naz
Gordon Pibb - yzb25
Steve "The Pirate" Cowan - Bahkieh
Dwight Baumgarten (Schrute) - Creedkingsx
Owen Dittman - Numbertwo



GloboGym
White Goodman - Aivion
Me'Shell Jones - Glip
Fran Stalinovskovichdaviddivichski - Marshmallow Marshall
Wesley "Blade" Snipes - NoctiZ
Lazer - Banshis
Blazer - Damus_Graves


Players may sign for their choice of team, and claim a name, first come first serve.

There will be 6 balls, when the game starts the first 6 posters will grab a ball.

All players are the same, though only 6 will have a ball at a time.

You may take any of the following actions as a defense.

Stand Still
Dodge 1
Duck
Dip
Dive
Dodge 2



These are all positions you can take, and they serve as your defensive action, asking the other player to WIFOM your selection.


You may also take one of these actions.

Block, if you have a ball only
Throw, if you have a ball only
Protect, if you have a ball only
Pass, if you have a ball only
Catch, only if you have no ball



These actions allow you to act depending on your Ball status.

If you have a ball you may choose Block against a single player, making yourself perfectly immune to their throws, however you will be vulnerable to all throws from all other players.

If you have a ball you may also Throw at a player, anticipating their defensive position. If you are correct you will tag them out. You may still dodge.

If you have a ball you may also Protect an ally, keeping them safe from all attacks but you vulnerable to all throws.

If you have a ball you may also Pass to an ally, giving them the ball. You may still dodge.

If you do NOT have a ball you may Catch against a player, if they throw at you and are wrong you will catch the ball knocking them out and reviving the top queued ally. You must submit a dodge action in addition. No action qualifies as "stand still" for the opponents throw, but will disqualify a Catch action. If you catch and are tagged out by another player all actions will occur, leading to a catch out, revival, and tag out.




Ball Mechanics
The first 6 posters in the opening day get a ball for free.
Balls that are caught are obviously in the hands of the new player.
Balls that are passed are obviously in the hands of the new player.

Balls that are blocked have a 75% chance to return to the throwing side whether it be from a Block or a Protect, and a 25% chance to stay on the thrown at side.
Balls that are thrown and hit have a 25% chance to return to the throwing side and a 75% chance to stay on the tagged side.
Balls that miss are 100% going to be on the thrown at side floor.
Balls on the floor will be given to the first poster from the appropriate side that does not have a ball in their hands at the time of the post.

Balls held by a player who is tagged out will be dropped on their side.


Everyone will be publicly in the thread, and can talk with no issue and is expected to submit a defensive and or bonus action each 24 hours. No action will be interpreted as "Stand still". All actions will occur at one time, and I will announce the results, as well as announce who is out or whatever is needed.
Anyone who is out will enter a queue to be returned under a catch scenario.


Surprise if it happens

Sign to prove you can actually WIFOM below. Pick a name/team. 2 slots remaining.

[Damus_Graves]

You know I’m in you know I am in on that purple swag gimme blazer

[Numbertwo]

sign

i pick owen dittman

[creedkingsx]

WIFOM is both a defense and an offense. When they were using it in tmThe Princess Bride, the three guys the main character fought were all layers of defense from his goal. (I dont remember any fucking names so deal).

The WIFOM scene was just tool of that defense.

[Marshmallow Marshall]

Signing as Fran Stalinovskovichdaviddivichski

yes i had to pick the longest name ever :)

[Slaol]

WIFOM is both a defense and an offense. When they were using it in tmThe Princess Bride, the three guys the main character fought were all layers of defense from his goal. (I dont remember any fucking names so deal).

The WIFOM scene was just tool of that defense.

Nope. Wifom as defense is like a preemptive strike. Its an attack to prevent an attack. It may protect you but if you call that action a true defense then were at a semantic impass.

[creedkingsx]

The best offense is a good defense or some shit like that.

Tldr both

[Slaol]

The best offense is a good defense or some shit like that.

Tldr both

Nope. But to each their bone.

WIFOM is specifically the act of reading your opponent. You can try to be unpredictable. But thats being unpredictable, not WIFOM

[Damus_Graves]

I would like you all to know that I am a real man and as a real man i shall face you headfirst and emerge victorious

[creedkingsx]

I'll fuckin bone y... nvm

[Slaol]

I would like you all to know that I am a real man and as a real man i shall face you headfirst and emerge victorious

You chose the right team lol

[creedkingsx]

/fine

[creedkingsx]

Make me Dwight Schrute

[yzb25]

WIFOM ain't a strong point for me. A game like this may give some insight I suppose.

GORDON PIBB, I CHOOSE YOU!

[Stealthbomber16]

/fred

[Slaol]

/fred

Fred is not a name on the list

[AIVION]

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/villains/images/d/d9/Wgoodman.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20110326004743

/WHITE GOODMAN, COMING AT CHA!

:P

[Slaol]

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/villains/images/d/d9/Wgoodman.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20110326004743

/WHITE GOODMAN, COMING AT CHA!

:P

YEEAAASS

[Glip]

Fitness Consigliere, Me'Shell Jones, /signing in.

[Damus_Graves]

Fitness Consigliere, Me'Shell Jones, /signing in.

We ARE the Globo Gym Purple Cobras ... and we will, we will, rock you!

[Marshmallow Marshall]

Does anyone here notice how yellow team is actually yellow (numbertwo) and purple team is actually purple (damus and myself)? :D

[AIVION]

We ARE the Globo Gym Purple Cobras ... and we will, we will, rock you!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BENbX8xCUAAhQuh.jpg

[Stealthbomber16]

Fred is not a name on the list

fuck

honestly not worth it anymore

[Slaol]

fuck

honestly not worth it anymore

Rip. Hope you change your mind

[yzb25]

Are the dodge moves people used announced at the end of each round?

that seems important imo.

[yzb25]

Are the dodge moves people used announced at the end of each round?

that seems important imo.

WOOPS ignore me, I can't read =D

[NoctiZ]

I wanna be Blade 'cause that name is edgy as fuck

[naz]

/in

[Slaol]

/in

Please choose a player name
naz

[NoctiZ]

By the way, can my name be Wesley "Blade" Snipes? Picture attached for reference

25209

[Bahkieh]

I wanna be Steve the Pirate!

[Slaol]

Added a bit more information


Are the dodge moves people used announced at the end of each round?

that seems important imo.

Yes, everything everyone does will be stated. Dodges, bonus actions, and results.

[Slaol]

Naz is Kate

[Slaol]

The game can start with 10 players and 5 balls if no one else signs within like 24 hours.

[Slaol]

Banshis is Lazer

[Stealthbomber16]

The game can start with 10 players and 5 balls if no one else signs within like 24 hours.

I was joking earlier but something has actually popped up that limits my time a little bit. Sorry.

[Slaol]

I was joking earlier but something has actually popped up that limits my time a little bit. Sorry.

Well this game allows for literally 0 activity, so if you are interested Pete is still available

[Glip]

I like how people signed up for every role EXCEPT the main protagonist of the film.

[NoctiZ]

How come I'm not Wesley Snipes? :(

[Slaol]

How come I'm not Wesley Snipes? :(

Hold on bb

[creedkingsx]

When can I expect my role card?

[Slaol]

When can I expect my role card?

When we start- get ne 1 more sign

[Stealthbomber16]

alright

[Slaol]

alright

sick. okay youre Peter, Captain of the Average Joe's gym.

Game will start with a post of just "Dodgeball!" and some fitting RP sometime soon but I won't say when because of the ball picking mechanic.

Good luck.

[Slaol]

25255
25256

Rp and images will follow, still waiting on them from the editor but this is when i wanted to start. All cycles are 24 hours.

DODGEBALL!

First 6 posters get a ball.

No conversation necessary, but all communication in the thread is allowed.

[creedkingsx]

Fuck

[Banshis]

Lets go!

[Banshis]

*casually chucks a wrench*

[NoctiZ]

booooi

[NoctiZ]

HOST WHEN DO I GET MY ROLE PM

[Slaol]

HOST WHEN DO I GET MY ROLE PM

You wont be getting a PM, but once I get some RP stuff from Auckmid I promise you will be satisfied Wesley.

[Banshis]

@Slaol Is usage of anabolic steroids and/or low-grade beaver tranquilizers prohibited?

[Slaol]

@Slaol Is usage of anabolic steroids and/or low-grade beaver tranquilizers prohibited?

No. That is fine.

[Banshis]

No. That is fine.

Good news boys, we aren't getting disqualified!

[creedkingsx]

So you asked me to ask this here.

If I pass to someone, do they then get the ability to block all in the same action sequence?

I.e. I submit an action to pass to someone who is on my team. (Ihave literally no clue who the fuck is on my team).
They submit in the same 24 hour period with currently having no ball to block/throw/other ball having actions, that gucci?

[Slaol]

So you asked me to ask this here.

If I pass to someone, do they then get the ability to block all in the same action sequence?

I.e. I submit an action to pass to someone who is on my team. (Ihave literally no clue who the fuck is on my team).
They submit in the same 24 hour period with currently having no ball to block/throw/other ball having actions, that gucci?

Yes. Passing will go before other bonus actions. They will then be able to act with a ball in hopes of receiving a ball.

[Slaol]

Also, per a question on discord. Out of game communication is fully encouraged WITH THE OTHER TEAM ONLY for smack talk. Communication between your team mates needs to be in thread.

[Bahkieh]

BIFOM

[Slaol]

BIFOM

Excellent

[NoctiZ]

You wont be getting a PM, but once I get some RP stuff from Auckmid I promise you will be satisfied Wesley.

I was memeing anyway OMEGALUL

[Bahkieh]

Im hungry as fuck. What should I get delivered?

[Banshis]

Can eliminated players shout from the sidelines?

[creedkingsx]

You should get a fat Dodge1 Hut delivery.

[NoctiZ]

Average Joe's Gym?
More like

SUBPAR JOE'S GYM
HAHAHAHHA

AAAAHAHAHAHA

You're gonna get wrecked, kids SmugPepe

[Bahkieh]

Also, is there anyway I can look at my own profile? Because currently I can't.

[creedkingsx]

GloboGym? More like Glob on these nutz Gym.
Hah gottem,

[Bahkieh]

Average Joe's Gym?
More like

SUBPAR JOE'S GYM
HAHAHAHHA

AAAAHAHAHAHA

You're gonna get wrecked, kids SmugPepe

Bruh I don't even remember who you are

[Bahkieh]

I mean, YARRRRR

[NoctiZ]

Damn where my team at, BACK ME UP FOOLS

[Banshis]

I mean, YARRRRR

Shut it. You aren't a real pirate!

[NoctiZ]

Also I'll throw it at the first mofucka that pisses me off. Straight between the eyes

[Banshis]

Also I'll throw it at the first mofucka that pisses me off. Straight between the eyes

You gotta go for the balls! They are all weak down there!

[Bahkieh]

Ye couldn hit me if I were passed out from drinking too much rum

[Banshis]

Ye couldn hit me if I were passed out from drinking too much rum

*chucks another wrench*

[Bahkieh]

You gotta go for the balls! They are all weak down there!

Yar, the wench doesn have any

[Banshis]

Yar, the wench doesn have any

You see that Pete? He knows, he has seen! I reckon he's trying to take your gal. How can you trust this fake pirate.

[creedkingsx]

OOO HE SAID HIS DICK SMALL

I havent seen the dodgeball movie

[Glip]

By my counts, I’m due a ball. Hand it over.

[Slaol]

Can eliminated players shout from the sidelines?

Oh yes

[Banshis]

Oh yes

What about the crowd?

[Slaol]

What about the crowd?

Yep

[Banshis]

1 Ball left. Come on GloboGym! Lets secure it!

[Marshmallow Marshall]

grabs a ball

makes it spin up to heavens

[NoctiZ]

grabs a ball

makes it spin up to heavens

YES MATE THERE WE GO

[Banshis]

GloboGym! GloboGym! GloboGym!

[Marshmallow Marshall]

Wait what... The dead can speak LUL

[Banshis]

Average Joe's Gym
Peter "Pete" LeFleur - Stealthbomber16
Katheryn "Kate" Veatch - Naz
Gordon Pibb - yzb25
Steve "The Pirate" Cowan - Bahkieh (Ball)
Dwight Baumgarten (Schrute) - Creedkingsx (Ball)
Owen Dittman - Numbertwo



GloboGym
White Goodman - Aivion
Me'Shell Jones - Glip (Ball)
Fran Stalinovskovichdaviddivichski - Marshmallow Marshall (Ball)
Wesley "Blade" Snipes - NoctiZ (Ball)
Bernese - Banshis (Ball)
Blazer - Damus_Graves

[NoctiZ]

Okay so obviously I'm going to turn on my team and throw right at Banshis, eh?

[Banshis]

Okay so obviously I'm going to turn on my team and throw right at Banshis, eh?

You should never hit a girl.

[Banshis]

Who wants this bright red beautiful rubber bouncy ball?

[Damus_Graves]

GET EM !!

[Damus_Graves]

OOO HE SAID HIS DICK SMALL

I havent seen the dodgeball movie

Im going to be honest.
You are missing iut

[NoctiZ]

Sc2Mafia movie night, anyone?

[Slaol]

Sc2Mafia movie night, anyone?

Dtf

[Banshis]

25250

[creedkingsx]

Rabb.it can arrange that

[Marshmallow Marshall]

I think I will throw balls at people who watched the movie because they have a very unfair advantage!!!! DEATH TO CHEATERS

[Marshmallow Marshall]

Who wants this bright red beautiful rubber bouncy ball?

raises hand

[Kenny]

Yep
https://media.giphy.com/media/mSbzvtLzdu7tu/giphy.gif

[yzb25]

inb4 MM chooses stand still despite being active tho :3

[Banshis]

https://media.giphy.com/media/mSbzvtLzdu7tu/giphy.gif

So that's how you do it then.

https://media.giphy.com/media/ch9E9S93DnjgY/giphy.gif

[Banshis]

inb4 MM chooses stand still despite being active tho :3

https://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/b03aec6ef1ad25510ad40afe3f82ba7789023026/c=60-0-439-213/local/-/media/2016/01/22/USATODAY/usatsports/dodgeball-l1.png?width=580&height=326&fit=crop

L for Love

[Kenny]

inb4 MM chooses stand still despite being active tho :3
I'll hug MM if he does that ♥

[Marshmallow Marshall]

inb4 MM chooses stand still despite being active tho :3

;)

[yzb25]

;)

=0

[AIVION]

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/0f/0b/7d/0f0b7dd6cb339e0654a1c8d58128c771.jpg

Here at globo gym, we're better than you!

...And we know it!

MAKE WAY FOR WHITE GOODMAN BITCHES.

[NoctiZ]

Okay so can anyone explain the setup to me? Thanks

[Glip]

Okay so can anyone explain the setup to me? Thanks

These Joe Blows want our balls, so we’re gunna give it to them, hard.

[NoctiZ]

These Joe Blows want our balls, so we’re gunna give it to them, hard.

Ohh, kinky. Hope they like it rough.

[yzb25]

Help me pls... Do I PM my choices to Slaol or post them in the thread?

I don't want to spam his inbox with my frivolities =(

[naz]

Dtf

Same

[naz]

Wait did this start lol

[creedkingsx]

Help me pls... Do I PM my choices to Slaol or post them in the thread?

I don't want to spam his inbox with my frivolities =(

Spam him


Wait did this start lol

Yeet

[naz]

https://media.giphy.com/media/QIwpB416d7cnC/giphy.gif

UGUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[yzb25]

https://media.giphy.com/media/QIwpB416d7cnC/giphy.gif

UGUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Hot.

[AIVION]

The people who have balls (If I understood it correctly), are:

Creed, Banshis, NoctiZ, Bahkieh, Glip, Marshmallow Marshall.

He said first 6 posters and those were the first 6 people to post.

[AIVION]

"Everyone will be publicly in the thread, and can talk with no issue and is expected to submit a defensive and or bonus action each 24 hours. No action will be interpreted as "Stand still".

So the people with balls, GO!

AND IF YOU ARE PART OF GLOBO GYM, YOU BETTER ROCK THEM!

[NoctiZ]

KAME

[NoctiZ]

HAME

[naz]

The people who have balls (If I understood it correctly), are:

Creed, Banshis, NoctiZ, Bahkieh, Glip, Marshmallow Marshall.

He said first 6 posters and those were the first 6 people to post.

i literally can't tell which is the first post of the game lmao

[naz]

Wait nvm I see it lmfao

[AIVION]

i literally can't tell which is the first post of the game lmao

It's posts made by people after Slaol's post that said DODGEBALL!

The first 6 people who post got balls, I listed those people.

[naz]

Can i edit my posts :3c

[AIVION]

HAME

DO IT DO IITT

[Stealthbomber16]

I am going to catch.

[Stealthbomber16]

Hybrid

[creedkingsx]

Reminder if you dont have a ball, you still need to submit a defensive action.

[creedkingsx]

Or don't, fuck if I care.

[AIVION]

Hybrid

Stealthbomber16

White goodman always aims to catch a ball.

[naz]

there's too many words in the setup post

[yzb25]

NoctiZ

In spite of your softclaimed action, I'm still not sure if I can trust you.

Would you mind providing some more reads?

[Numbertwo]

this started?

[NoctiZ]

DO IT DO IITT
not yet!


NoctiZ

In spite of your softclaimed action, I'm still not sure if I can trust you.

Would you mind providing some more reads?

NOT YET!

I'M

CHARGING

IT

UUUUUUP

AAAAAAGHHH

[yzb25]

not yet!



NOT YET!

I'M

CHARGING

IT

UUUUUUP

AAAAAAGHHH

inb4 Noctiz chooses stand still as well

[Slaol]

Cycle 1 has closed. You may keep talking i will post results soon

[yzb25]

=0

[NoctiZ]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA

[creedkingsx]

Cycle 1 has closed. You may keep talking i will post results soon

Cliffhangers

[NoctiZ]

So we can probably only pick up balls after the result post, right?

[Slaol]

Average Joe's Gym
Peter "Pete" LeFleur - Stealthbomber16: Dived, and Caught on MM
Katheryn "Kate" Veatch - Naz: Ducked, with no proper second action
Gordon Pibb - yzb25: Dodged 1, and caught on MM
Steve "The Pirate" Cowan - Bahkieh: Dove, and threw at Noctiz, but forgot to aim.
Dwight Baumgarten (Schrute) - Creedkingsx: Dove, and threw at Damus standing still
Owen Dittman - Numbertwo: just found out the game was starting, stood still



GloboGym
White Goodman - Aivion: Stood still
Me'Shell Jones - Glip: Stood still
Fran Stalinovskovichdaviddivichski - Marshmallow Marshall: ducked, and threw at creed anticipating he would stand still
Wesley "Blade" Snipes - NoctiZ: Dodged 1, and threw at yzb aiming for a dip
Lazer - Banshis: Dipped, and threw at Naz anticipating a duck
Blazer - Damus_Graves: stood still and caught against bahkieh


Results!

Banshis tagged out Naz
Creed tagged out Damus_Graves


The players with balls remaining are
- Glip

There are 3 balls to be picked up on the Average Joes side, and 2 balls to be picked up on the GloboGym side

DODGEBALL!

Active player list

Average Joe's Gym
Peter "Pete" LeFleur - Stealthbomber16
Gordon Pibb - yzb25
Steve "The Pirate" Cowan - Bahkieh
Dwight Baumgarten (Schrute) - Creedkingsx
Owen Dittman - Numbertwo


Naz is top queued for a catch return.


GloboGym
White Goodman - Aivion
Me'Shell Jones - Glip
Fran Stalinovskovichdaviddivichski - Marshmallow Marshall
Wesley "Blade" Snipes - NoctiZ
Lazer - Banshis

Damus is top queued for a catch return

[Slaol]

So we can probably only pick up balls after the result post, right?

ya

[NoctiZ]

leggo first ball

[creedkingsx]

Damus_Graves get memed on

[yzb25]

=0

[creedkingsx]

Also kinda impressed 2 people got knocked out

[yzb25]

omg Noctizzle we're so in sync :3

[Damus_Graves]

I’m
Telling you straight up.
I’m the scummiest

[NoctiZ]

omg Noctizzle we're so in sync :3

We do love that Dodge eh. My mistake was in thinking we'd act differently while I should've seen WE'RE THE EXACT SAME

Also good shit, Banshis

[creedkingsx]

Also, also @MarshmallowMarshall I SEE YOU CUH

[Damus_Graves]

AVENGAR ME BROTHERS

[Banshis]

Gotcha Kate!

[NoctiZ]

AIVION
Marshmallow Marshall
Banshis

Leggo git some Balls

[yzb25]

We do love that Dodge eh. My mistake was in thinking we'd act differently while I should've seen WE'RE THE EXACT SAME

Also good shit, Banshis

What's cool about Dodge 1 is you can follow up with Dodge 2, and they'll never see it coming, because they're too preoccupied with Dodge 1.

Innit.

[yzb25]

AIVION
Marshmallow Marshall
Banshis

Leggo git some Balls

Your team can only pick up 2 bals anyway mate.

[Banshis]

I believe I got another ball? Also Me'Shell why didn't you act?

[Numbertwo]

pick up ball

[Banshis]

Anyways with Kate gone this is an ez win now.

[Glip]

I guess I didn’t understand quite how this game was being run. My bad.

[NoctiZ]

Your team can only pick up 2 bals anyway mate.

Ah ye, it ain't free for all pickings anymore eh

[Banshis]

I guess I didn’t understand quite how this game was being run. My bad.

Well at least we don't gotta deal with an onslaught of 4 balls. You got lucky

[naz]

Anyways with Kate gone this is an ez win now.

Fuck u cry baby

[Stealthbomber16]

I’m going to catch.

[naz]

https://media.giphy.com/media/127h8dMHnk5H5C/giphy.gif

me @ everyone

[Stealthbomber16]

Average Joe's Gym
Peter "Pete" LeFleur - Stealthbomber16: Dived, and Caught on MM

Literally unplayable.

[yzb25]

Literally unplayable.

Did anyone else notice he write "dived" for one person then "dove" for another?

Does my team get a bonus ball for pointing that out or nah?

[Banshis]

Average Joe's Gym
Peter "Pete" LeFleur - Stealthbomber16
Gordon Pibb - yzb25 (Ball)
Steve "The Pirate" Cowan - Bahkieh
Dwight Baumgarten (Schrute) - Creedkingsx (Ball)
Owen Dittman - Numbertwo (Ball)



GloboGym
White Goodman - Aivion
Me'Shell Jones - Glip (Ball)
Fran Stalinovskovichdaviddivichski - Marshmallow Marshall
Wesley "Blade" Snipes - NoctiZ (Ball)
Bernese - Banshis (Ball)

[AIVION]

GO GET THEM GLOBO GYM! MAKE YOUR LEADER PROUD DAMNIT

[yzb25]

GO GET THEM GLOBO GYM! MAKE YOUR LEADER PROUD DAMNIT

hmm I think we should gang up on this one.

what do you think, team?

[creedkingsx]

I think I'm going to take out their leader right here and now, the one that's knocked out our fellow comrade.

[Banshis]

I think I'm going to take out their leader right here and now, the one that's knocked out our fellow comrade.

BERNESE FEARS NOTHING!

[naz]

i'm throwing a ball at stealth

[Banshis]

*Chucks a wrench*

[AIVION]

hmm I think we should gang up on this one.

what do you think, team?

CAN IT, FOUR EYES!

[creedkingsx]

BERNESE FEARS NOTHING!

I'll give you something to fear, boi.

[yzb25]

CAN IT, FOUR EYES!

Lemme know if you can find a less predictable dodge move this round, k? =D

[AIVION]

Lemme know if you can find a less predictable dodge move this round, k? =D

https://jarrodterry.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/6b3c8-white-goodman3-villains-villains-7481011-1280-1024.jpg

Come at me loser. You know you can't best the best, and I AM the best. So you best be runnin home to your momma bitch!

[Marshmallow Marshall]

i literally can't tell which is the first post of the game lmao

Naz is trying to look like she doesn't know what she's doing... it's all wifom obviously ;;;;)

[Slaol]

Naz is trying to look like she doesn't know what she's doing... it's all wifom obviously ;;;;)

That isnt wifom

[Banshis]

I'll give you something to fear, boi.

BERNESE FEARS NOTHING!

[yzb25]

https://jarrodterry.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/6b3c8-white-goodman3-villains-villains-7481011-1280-1024.jpg

Come at me loser. You know you can't best the best, and I AM the best. So you best be runnin home to your momma bitch!

L-loser? B-b-b-bitch?!?!

D=

W-well... you're just a harridan!

=D

Ha! Got 'em.

[Marshmallow Marshall]

That isnt wifom

https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fi2.kym-cdn.com%2Fphotos%2Fimages%2Foriginal%2F000%2F623%2 F835%2Fbd7.png&f=1

[AIVION]

L-loser? B-b-b-bitch?!?!

D=

W-well... you're just a harridan!

=D

Ha! Got 'em.

https://nypdecider.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/dodgeball-a-true-underdog-story.png?w=646&h=335&crop=1

DO I LOOK LIKE AN OLD WOMAN?

Call me something like that again and I will break your fucking nose, four eyes!

Mess with the bull and you get the horns!

[Banshis]

L-loser? B-b-b-bitch?!?!

D=

W-well... you're just a harridan!

=D

Ha! Got 'em.

https://media.giphy.com/media/apGQjz1yYPnVK/giphy.gif

[yzb25]

https://nypdecider.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/dodgeball-a-true-underdog-story.png?w=646&h=335&crop=1

DO I LOOK LIKE AN OLD WOMAN?

Call me something like that again and I will break your fucking nose, four eyes!

Mess with the bull and you get the horns!

Lol bitch do you even know the difference between a ball and a butcheek?

You really oughta figure out what separates a ball and a butcheek if you wanna face me...

OR I SHALL MAKE YOUR BUTCHEEK ONE WITH MY BALL.

[yzb25]

https://media.giphy.com/media/apGQjz1yYPnVK/giphy.gif

Y-yeah! That's it! My disses were intentionally lame. I was just acting in-character!

Thanks Banshis :D

[Marshmallow Marshall]

I really need to watch this lol.

[Banshis]

I really need to watch this lol.

Shame how many people haven't seen this. Great movie and then you will get a bunch of the jokes/rp.

[Banshis]

I really need to watch this lol.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InqusPZCoM8

[Banshis]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InqusPZCoM8

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/06/14/20/416C02FE00000578-4604796-image-a-10_1497468083413.jpg

[AIVION]

Lol bitch do you even know the difference between a ball and a butcheek?

You really oughta figure out what separates a ball and a butcheek if you wanna face me...

OR I SHALL MAKE YOUR BUTCHEEK ONE WITH MY BALL.

No one makes a fool out of white Goodman!

NO ONE!

[Damus_Graves]

Ok slaol said I can’t chat here.
Later

[Damus_Graves]

Bye y’all should mass target yb whatever his name is. He can’t block you all

[Damus_Graves]

Do the dip dodge 1 and stand still

[Damus_Graves]

GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO

[Glip]

You got it matey

[Stealthbomber16]

You got it matey

Your name isnt quite the right shade of grey to be completely invisible ink and it's bugging me

[Stealthbomber16]

Your name isnt quite the right shade of grey to be completely invisible ink and it's bugging me

your name is #1b1b1b and the background is more like #202020

[Glip]

Your name isnt quite the right shade of grey to be completely invisible ink and it's bugging me

Sorry mate, I don’t get to pick the color. We deal with the cards we’re dealt.

[Stealthbomber16]

Sorry mate, I don’t get to pick the color. We deal with the cards we’re dealt.

Brendan

[Slaol]

Ok slaol said I can’t chat here.
Later

You misinterpreted what i said...

[Damus_Graves]

That’s the joke
You misinterpreted what i said...

[Bahkieh]

no u

[Brendan]

Brendan

if u find me the html color code number thing i'll change it but i cant be arsed to lol. also sorry if im not supposed to post in this slaol ;-;

[Slaol]

if u find me the html color code number thing i'll change it but i cant be arsed to lol. also sorry if im not supposed to post in this slaol ;-;

Nah dude everyone is welcome. Pretend youre shouting at athletes at a sporting event and tell someone how shit they are doing.

[Marshmallow Marshall]

Nah dude everyone is welcome. Pretend youre shouting at athletes at a sporting event and tell someone how shit they are doing.

You see, that's why I don't go to sport events. Unless I want a good laugh and have time to waste.


UH I MEAN

GO GLOBOGYM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!
TRICKY IS THE PURPLE SNAKE WE WEAR. THOSE AVERAGE NORMIES WILL FALL !!!!!!!!!!!!!

THROW AT ME YE FUCKERS, I'M NOT EVEN MOVING :D

[NoctiZ]

WE'LL FUCK YOU UP YZB

HAVE FUN MATE

[yzb25]

As a 6.8/10 straight male who attended an all-boys, I'm used to having unwanted balls in my face.

Come at me.

[Ganelon]

I want the guy who does Mexican Soccer to narrate this event.

[naz]

I played the new super smash last night

[Ganelon]

Slaol I hereby apply for commentator status

[naz]

Slaol I hereby apply for commentator status

Just talk, nerd

[Glip]

Slaol I hereby apply my ball to Ganelon's face.

[yzb25]

I'm anticipating a dip, glip?

[Glip]

I'm anticipating a dip, glip?

You predict my dip and I"ll give you the slip, chip.

[yzb25]

You predict my dip and I"ll give you the slip, chip.

Well, thanks for the tip!

[Glip]

Well, thanks for the tip!

You're welcome, crip. Now why don't you save me trip and let me whip this ball at your lip?

[yzb25]

You're welcome, crip. Now why don't you save me trip and let me whip this ball at your lip?

Dont act so hip. Get a grip! Or I'll hit you so hard I'll make you say "RIP".

[Glip]

Dont act so hip. Get a grip! Or I'll hit you so hard I'll make you say "RIP".

I gotta admit, you ship a quick quip. But let’s nip this in the bud, I’ll flip you into the mud, and in the history books you’ll be nothing but a blip.

[Slaol]

Slaol I hereby apply for commentator status

Approved

[creedkingsx]

I played the new super smash last night

Jealous.


Slaol I hereby apply my ball to Ganelon's face.

Aggressive.


I'm anticipating a dip, glip?

Clever.


I gotta admit, you ship a quick quip. But let’s nip this in the bud, I’ll flip you into the mud, and in the history books you’ll be nothing but a blip.

This is getting out of hand.

[yzb25]

I gotta admit, you ship a quick quip. But let’s nip this in the bud, I’ll flip you into the mud, and in the history books you’ll be nothing but a blip.

LOL

You've got the flow of a vegetable - you're like a parsnip.

And your bars are whiter than prince philip

[Glip]

Jealous.



Aggressive.



Clever.



This is getting out of hand.

Out of my hand, into your face.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C60jj0hU4AA2eHL?format=jpg&name=360x360

[Glip]

LOL

You've got the flow of a vegetable - you're like a parsnip.

And your bars are whiter than prince philip

Whoa whoa whoa now, no one said we could use two syllable words now, that’s a stretch. Ref, we got a rules violation over here!

[yzb25]

Whoa whoa whoa now, no one said we could use two syllable words now, that’s a stretch. Ref, we got a rules violation over here!

XDDDDDD I think we should quit while we're ahead tbh

[creedkingsx]

Slaol wheres my fat announcement of me destroying banshis?

[creedkingsx]

Slaol wheres my fat announcement of me destroying banshis?
Banshis I hope you're ready, /BOI/

[creedkingsx]

https://tenor.com/GmJD.gif

(Lemme know if this Gif showed or nah)

[creedkingsx]

It's looking like a fat no on that gif, cotton

[Banshis]

Fucking caught the flu last night, too many low grade beaver tranqs. I gotta get the more expensive shit.

[Slaol]

Stand by

[creedkingsx]

Dont fucking tell me what to do

[Slaol]

Average Joe's Gym
Peter "Pete" LeFleur - Stealthbomber16: dived, catched on banshis
Gordon Pibb - yzb25 (Ball): dodge2d, threw at Noctiz anticipating a Duck
Steve "The Pirate" Cowan - Bahkieh: stood still
Dwight Baumgarten (Schrute) - Creedkingsx (Ball): dodged1 and threw at MM anticipating him standing still
Owen Dittman - Numbertwo (Ball): ducked, threw at Banshis anticipating a dodge2



GloboGym
White Goodman - Aivion: stood still
Me'Shell Jones - Glip (Ball): ducked, and threw at yzb dodge 2
Fran Stalinovskovichdaviddivichski - Marshmallow Marshall: Stood still, catching against yzb
Wesley "Blade" Snipes - NoctiZ (Ball): stood still
Bernese the newest and youngest member of team GloboGym - Banshis (Ball): Dove, threw at Creed anticipating a dodge1


- Results
Creedkingsx, and yzb25 of team Average Joes have been tagged out
Marshmallow Marshall of team GloboGym has been tagged out

Reamining players

Average Joe's Gym
Peter "Pete" LeFleur - Stealthbomber16
Steve "The Pirate" Cowan - Bahkieh
Owen Dittman - Numbertwo

Naz is first queued
Creed is second queued
Yzb is third queued



GloboGym
White Goodman - Aivion
Me'Shell Jones - Glip
Wesley "Blade" Snipes - NoctiZ (Ball)
Bernese - Banshis

Damus_Graves is first queued
Marshmallow Marshall is second queued

- Balls
NoctiZ has a ball

There are 2 balls on average joes side, and 3 balls on globogyms side

DODGEBALL!
Ganelon, gimme some commentary

[naz]

@efekann02

[Banshis]

Fuck yea!

[creedkingsx]

Fuck.
So far banshis and I are mvp's, but I thought the dodge 1 option would be too obvious. Well played, bruv

[yzb25]

FUUUUU

GG.

[creedkingsx]

CAN ANYONE ON MY TEAM DO ANYTHING? IM ACTUALLY BOUTTA ROAST YA ASSES

[creedkingsx]

Bahkieh Numbertwo Stealthbomber16

[Slaol]

CAN ANYONE ON MY TEAM DO ANYTHING? IM ACTUALLY BOURTA ROAST YA ASSES

true lol

direct your team my dude

[creedkingsx]

I cant without the other team actually hearing me lmfao

[Slaol]

I cant without the other team actually hearing me lmfao

that's the challenge, make it happen cappen

[Banshis]

BTW consider yourself avenged Damus_Graves

[Slaol]

following a reasonable recommendation players with a ball may now DROP the ball to attempt a catch, however since this is stronger than a BLOCK action to submit this you must submit TWO dodge actions which are both vulnerable to a tag.

[Numbertwo]

argh

[Glip]

FUUUUU

GG.

Sit down, son! This is my court!

[Kenny]

following a reasonable recommendation players with a ball may now DROP the ball to attempt a catch, however since this is stronger than a BLOCK action to submit this you must submit TWO dodge actions which are both vulnerable to a tag.Why would anyone ever want to throw a ball if catching is up to 4x more likely and also revives a player at the same time?
It's 4/6 vs 1/6 chance if only one player would be throwing and still 2/6 with 2 players throwing.

[Glip]

To be honest, catching does feel a bit strong.

In a 1v1 scenario, person with the ball has a 1/6 chance to hit and get the other player out while giving the other team a ball, whereas person catching has a full 5/6 chance to catch, also getting the other player out, AND reviving a teammate, AAAAND keeping a ball on their side?

Balance and gameplaywise, catching player should at least have to predict where the throwing player threw, in addition to which player threw the ball.

[Glip]

And perhaps also, when catching, you become vulnerable to throws targeting your catch position (that aren't from your catch target), in addition to throws targeting your dodge position.

Totally unbiased opinion coming from the team with more remaining players and more balls. :P

[Slaol]

Why would anyone ever want to throw a ball if catching is up to 4x more likely and also revives a player at the same time?
It's 4/6 vs 1/6 chance if only one player would be throwing and still 2/6 with 2 players throwing.

4/6 and 1/6 if you cant wifom.

If we run into real issues ill adjust things

[naz]

EVERYONE THROW THE BALL AT 1 PERSON