Rocshi's Lateral Thinking Puzzle Thread #2

[Rocshi]

Well, the first thread was hijacked, so why not.


A man takes a drink of water and died immediately. He reportedly died of blunt force trauma.
How?

This is easy if you think about it.

[Dust]

Did the man actually drink the water?

Did someone apply the blunt force trauma?

[Rocshi]

Did the man actually drink the water?

Did someone apply the blunt force trauma?

Sort of.
No.

^you should get it now

[Kromos]

Did he fall off a cliff, into some water, and bang his head on the rocks? :D

[Dust]

Tidal wave?

[CmG]

so he drinks water, and nicks his head back and an airplane hit him then at the head or something like that. something who moved there while he drank that water.

[CmG]

oh i see sort of uhuh. so he gets crushed from water.

[Rocshi]

Did he fall off a cliff, into some water, and bang his head on the rocks? :D

Also a realistic solution, and very similar, but no.

[Rocshi]

Tidal wave?

No

[Rocshi]

so he drinks water, and nicks his head back and an airplane hit him then at the head or something like that. something who moved there while he drank that water.


No

[CmG]

was he on the titanic?

[Kromos]

Also a realistic solution, and very similar, but no.

Fell off a waterfall?
Fell off a bridge into a river?

[Kromos]

Dived into a shallow pool?

[Dust]

Skydiving accident?

[Rocshi]

Fell off a waterfall?
Fell off a bridge into a river?

Yeah, basically.
He fell/jumped off a very tall structure into a body of water with his mouth open.

[Kromos]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JINC4wLP_fE

This but then he dies? :p

[Goremancer]

deuterium? Did he drink solidified deuterium? Tritium?

[Dust]

lol


it's already been answered...

[Goremancer]

lol


it's already been answered...

... SHUT UP

[Rocshi]

Puzzle #2:

A man jumped off a 700 foot cliff. Another man walked home and his wife was dead.

This is either incredibly easy or incredibly hard.

[Kromos]

deuterium? Did he drink solidified deuterium? Tritium?

What lol?

[CmG]

deuterium? Did he drink solidified deuterium? Tritium?

Finaly 4chan has arrived to save the day :D

[BorkBot]

The home was at the base of the cliff and the man fell on top of the other man's wife?

:p

[Kromos]

Puzzle #2:

A man jumped off a 700 foot cliff. Another man walked home and his wife was dead.

This is either incredibly easy or incredibly hard.

Man fell off the cliff onto the other guys' wife?

[Rocshi]

The home was at the base of the cliff and the man fell on top of the other man's wife?

:p

Realistic, but no.

[Goremancer]

The man who jumped off committed adultery with the other guy's wife while jumping off the cliff. Amazing acrobatics

[Rocshi]

Man fell off the cliff onto the other guys' wife?

Not what I had in mind.

[Dust]

is there an affair going on?

Is so then the one man was having an affair with the other guy's wife and she either committed suicide with/before/or after the first man jumped off the cliff.

[Rocshi]

Hint: Only one person jumped off the cliff, and did not hit anyone/thing.

[Rocshi]

is there an affair going on?

Is so then the one man was having an affair with the other guy's wife and she either committed suicide with/before/or after the first man jumped off the cliff.

Irrelevant.

[Kromos]

Was the man who jumped off the cliff his wife?

[Goremancer]

is there an affair going on?

Is so then the one man was having an affair with the other guy's wife and she either committed suicide with/before/or after the first man jumped off the cliff.
Dust read my answer

[Dust]

Dust read my answer
DID NOT!

[Goremancer]

The man never hit the ground? According to Douglas Adams, he is flying. BOSS

[BorkBot]

Did the man whose wife was dead cause her death?
Did the man who fell and the wife who died die in roughly the same area?

[Kromos]

Did the other man push the man off the cliff because he killed his wife?

[Rocshi]

Was the man who jumped off the cliff his wife?

Yes.

Wordplay puzzle.

IDUNNO.

[Goremancer]

The man never hit the ground? According to Douglas Adams, he is flying. BOSS
His wife wanted to fly but couldn't. So when the man flied, le wife was so sad she killed herself

[Rocshi]

Puzzle #3:

I made a shitty puzzle, and then I died.
Why?

[BorkBot]

Because we lynched you.

[Kromos]

Puzzle #3:

I made a shitty puzzle, and then I died.
Why?

Was the puzzle how to unlock the tank of water that you were in, but it was so shitty that it had no answer so you drowned?

[Goremancer]

Puzzle #3:

I made a shitty puzzle, and then I died.
Why?
agreed with borkbot. Also you probably committed suicide.

[Kromos]

Did you shit out a puzzle so hard that it killed you?

[BorkBot]

Wait, he's dead now so he can't answer.

:(

[Goremancer]

Did you shit out a puzzle so hard that it killed you?
+1

[CmG]

because you are the riddler and batman beat you to a pulp

[Kromos]

Did some nasty men tell you to make a good puzzle or they would kill you?

[Rocshi]

Because we lynched you.

Correct.
Or someone who is on this thread is teh maffurz.
That WAS the shitty puzzle.

AHAHAHAHA
*shot*

Puzzle #4:

A man flies, shoots, and jumps off a bridge.
Why/How?

[Kromos]

Does he jump off the bridge and while flying shoot at the bad the guys that are after him?

[BorkBot]

Does the man do these things simultaneously?
Does the man reside in The Matrix?

[Goremancer]

It's le reaper :D

[Kromos]

Is the man a human cannonball who was shot out of a cannon that was on a bridge?

[Rocshi]

Does he jump off the bridge and while flying shoot at the bad the guys that are after him?


Does the man do these things simultaneously?
Does the man reside in The Matrix?


It's le reaper :D

No
No
No

[Rocshi]

Is the man a human cannonball who was shot out of a cannon that was on a bridge?
No

[BorkBot]

Is the man dreaming?
Does the man have a death wish?
Is the man engaged in combat?

[Rocshi]

Is the man dreaming?
Does the man have a death wish?
Is the man engaged in combat?

No
He does, but not before the flying.
No

[BorkBot]

Does he fly, shoot and jump off a bridge in that order?
If not, does he jump first?

[Goremancer]

Well here is the answer.

648

[Rocshi]

Does he fly, shoot and jump off a bridge in that order?
If not, does he jump first?

In that order.

[BorkBot]

Is the man human?
Does the man pilot some sort of aircraft in order to fly?
Does the man use a gun to shoot?

[Kromos]

Is the man flying in the superstar destroyer? Does he then jump off of the bridge when he sees the A-wing coming towards him and shoot himself to spare himself the embarrassment of being defeated by such a small fighter?

[Goremancer]

Is the man a panda? A panda with guns and jetpacks?

[Rocshi]

Is the man human?
Does the man pilot some sort of aircraft in order to fly?
Does the man use a gun to shoot?

Yes
Not a pilot, but a passenger
No

*getting closer*

[CmG]

is the man bunjee jumping on sylvester / new year eve? and shoots a rocket? xD

[Rocshi]

Is the man a panda? A panda with guns and jetpacks?

Sadly, no.

[Rocshi]

is the man bunjee jumping on sylvester / new year eve? and shoots a rocket? xD

nope D:

[Rocshi]

Is the man flying in the superstar destroyer? Does he then jump off of the bridge when he sees the A-wing coming towards him and shoot himself to spare himself the embarrassment of being defeated by such a small fighter?

Derp no

[CmG]

yeah you wish he were i bet. =p

[Dust]

Bridge is a part of a nose?
or over some water or ravine?

[BorkBot]

The man is a passenger on an airplane and shoots a villain who is trying to hijack the plane. He shoots a hole in the hull and the plane is inevitably going to crash, so he jumps off the plane from the bridge area to end it quicker?

:p

[CmG]

@Kromos only an Y wing could kill a SSD if the shields are down and he would hit the commando central with his adv. torpedos. NOOB!

[BorkBot]

Oh wait.. no gun hmm..

[CmG]

yeah he is a plane crash survivor and shoots his flare then he jumps down the savety bridge into whatever. water ...

[Dust]

Flies as in nasty bug?
Shoots as in plants?

[BorkBot]

He has a death wish, CmG.

Is the man a terrorist?

[Kromos]

Is the man riding a dragon or some other creature?
Does the man shoot a projectile?
Is the man himself shot as the projectile?
Does he shoot off (is he in a hurry)?

[Kromos]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETFNSVNQqfE

lol, they actually did jump off the bridge :D

[Dust]

Rocshi congratulations. You have stumped us.
http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff32/evildrew81/scary%20stuff/Joker.gif

[Rocshi]

Bridge is a part of a nose?
or over some water or ravine?


The man is a passenger on an airplane and shoots a villain who is trying to hijack the plane. He shoots a hole in the hull and the plane is inevitably going to crash, so he jumps off the plane from the bridge area to end it quicker?

:p


yeah he is a plane crash survivor and shoots his flare then he jumps down the savety bridge into whatever. water ...


Flies as in nasty bug?
Shoots as in plants?


He has a death wish, CmG.

Is the man a terrorist?


Is the man riding a dragon or some other creature?
Does the man shoot a projectile?
Is the man himself shot as the projectile?
Does he shoot off (is he in a hurry)?

Literal bridge. Irrelevant what it is over. He dies after jumping off, from blunt force trauma. Normal.

No plane crash.

Flies as in on an airplane, as i said.
Shoots is a giveaway.

The man is not a terrorist.

Riding an airplane, as i said.
No projectile.
The man is not the shot thing.
No.

[Rocshi]

Rocshi congratulations. You have stumped us.
http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff32/evildrew81/scary%20stuff/Joker.gif|

Took me 10 puzzles...
lolol

[Rocshi]

Very good hint: The man flies to airport code LAS.

Flight was normal, he did not wish to die until after he shoots.

[BorkBot]

Does he shoot a picture/film?
Is the bridge part of the airport?

[Kromos]

Does the man take a picture?

[Rocshi]

Does he shoot a picture/film?
Is the bridge part of the airport?


Does the man take a picture?

Possibly, irrelevant
Irrelevant

Possibly, irrelevant.

[BorkBot]

By the way I don't know anything about airport codes and I'm not from the USA :p

[Kromos]

Does the man fly to Las Vegas?
Does he have a shot (drink)?

[Dust]

Its a code for Las Vegas

[Kromos]

Does the man fly to Los Vegas where he shoots (gambles) all his money and then jumps of a bridge to kill himself?

[Rocshi]

Does the man fly to Las Vegas?
Does he have a shot (drink)?

Yes *close*
Irrelevant, possibly

[BorkBot]

Does the shooting imply that he's taking a shot at gambling of some form?
Roulette?
Russian roulette?

[Rocshi]

Does the man fly to Los Vegas where he shoots (gambles) all his money and then jumps of a bridge to kill himself?

I'll accept that.

He shoots craps and loses all his moneyz, then kills himself.

[SOLVED]

[BorkBot]

Lulz okays :p

[Kromos]

I think I'm all puzzled out.

[Dust]

I'm taking over this thread now.

Riddle:
3 men are dead on the sidewalk with ice and glass around them. What happened?

[Kromos]

Were they out drinking and slipped on some ice?
Were they killed while out drinking?
Is the ice from their drinks?

[Dust]

No to all three

[BorkBot]

Did one or more of them fall through a window?
Is the ice frozen water?

[Rocshi]

I'm taking over this thread now.

Riddle:
3 men are dead on the sidewalk with ice and glass around them. What happened?

Seen it before.

Husband thinks wife is having an affair.
Sees man leaving, pushes fridge out window.
Fridge kills man, wife's male partner was in the fridge and dies, nd husband dies of heart attack and falls out window.
Next.

[Dust]

Did one or more of them fall through a window?
Is the ice frozen water?
Yes
of course. Do you call liquid water, ice?

[CmG]

ice comet hit em.

[Dust]

Rocshit's a bastard

[Rocshi]

Rocshit's a bastard

:D

theyve been doing this to me for teh last 9 puzzles.

[Kromos]

Seen it before.

Husband thinks wife is having an affair.
Sees man leaving, pushes fridge out window.
Fridge kills man, wife's male partner was in the fridge and dies, nd husband dies of heart attack and falls out window.
Next.

How the fuck would anyone get that? :weird:

[Dust]

How the fuck would anyone get that? :weird:
lots of questions or having a douche say it and ruin it

[CmG]

How the fuck would anyone get that? :weird:

Google of course

[BorkBot]

Ice

noun
4. a frozen dessert made of sweetened water and fruit juice

:)

[Rocshi]

Retaking thread.

Two people are alone in a room.
One looks around and sees he is about to die.
How/Why?

[Dust]

Frozen water = ice. I see no contradiction

[Dust]

Retaking thread.

Two people are alone in a room.
One looks around and sees he is about to die.
How/Why?
painfully easy.

siamese twins. 1 died so the other's next

[CmG]

He looks out of the window and sees a bus approach.

[CmG]

painfully easy.

siamese twins. I died so the other's next

painfully boring.

[Rocshi]

Frozen water = ice. I see no contradiction

He's asking if the frozen liquid was not water, as ice is frozen liquid, not just water.

[Rocshi]

painfully easy.

siamese twins. 1 died so the other's next

Don't blame me for knowing answers now.

[Kromos]

Retaking thread.

Two people are alone in a room.
One looks around and sees he is about to die.
How/Why?

Is the room on fire?
Is the other person a yeti?

[Rocshi]

Next Puzzle:

A man tries on his new cologne and goes to work.
He dies on the first hour of his job.
Why/How?

[Dust]

Don't blame me for knowing answers now.
I blame you for Chewbacca living on Endor and it not making sense.
Chewbacca is 8 feet tall and he lives with 3 feet tall Ewoks. That does not make sense and neither does this accusation. That is why I am right.

[CmG]

The Axe effect!

[Kromos]

The cologne attracts killer bees?

[Rocshi]

I blame you for Chewbacca living on Endor and it not making sense.
Chewbacca is 8 feet tall and he lives with 3 feet tall Ewoks. That does not make sense and neither does this accusation. That is why I am right.

my fault defs

wait what

[Rocshi]

The cologne attracts killer bees?

[SOLVED]

The man is a beekeeper.
The bees didn't recognize his smell.

[Kromos]

His boss doesn't like the smell so murders him?

[Kromos]

[SOLVED]

The man is a beekeeper.
The bees didn't recognize his smell.

lol

[Rocshi]

lol

that was a wild guess wasnt it

[Rocshi]

Next One:

A man is found dead in a pool of red liquid with a stick near his head.

Why/How?

[Kromos]

that was a wild guess wasnt it

Yeah, I thought killer bees would like his cologne though :(

[BorkBot]

Did he get killed by a wine press?

[Kromos]

Next One:

A man is found dead in a pool of red liquid with a stick near his head.

Why/How?

He's a painter. Fell off a ladder and dropped his paint + paintbrush?

EDIT: red paint :)

[Rocshi]

He's a painter. Fell off a ladder and dropped his paint + paintbrush?

EDIT: red paint :)


Did he get killed by a wine press?

No

No

[Kromos]

Did he drink something?

[Kromos]

Is the red liquid blood?

[Kromos]

Is it Archangel's period juices?

[Rocshi]

Did he drink something?


Is the red liquid blood?


Is it Archangel's period juices?

No drinking...

No

It may be. Not sure.

[Ash]

First of all what happened was:
There was a water Pokemon that his water has red food coloring so it appeared red. The red-water pokemon was shooting a big wave of red water to some random guy while the guy drowned to his death, while some wild Mankeys were throwing wooden sticks at him.

[MathBlade]

He died after licking a frozen red popsicle and it melted in the summer heat?

[Glip]

The host of this puzzle has retired from this forum.

Since the puzzle can no longer be concluded, I will close this thread.