How?

[Ash]

How do I obtain a relationship the way Cryptonic and Bunny has maintained one for years?

This is a serious thread by the way. Please do not troll here. This is not a playground for children.

[Cryptonic]

good question

[Suntax]

How do I obtain a relationship the way Cryptonic and Bunny has maintained one for years?

This is a serious thread by the way. Please do not troll here. This is not a playground for children.

DDLG
That's my serious answer

[Ash]

DDLG
That's my serious answer
PLEASE SIR THIS IS A LEGITIMATE THREAD. TAKE YOUR DADDY ISSUES AND SHOVE THEM UP YOUR CRACK

THIS IS A SERIOUS INQUIRY

[oops_ur_dead]

step 1: go to bar
step 2: find girl
step 3: take girl home
step 4: give her the good ol' loosey goosey make her juicy
Cryptonic can confirm, he did these exact same steps except in the last step he gave her the classic wing ding pound the ring

[Bruno]

1. watch the movie drive
2. emulate ryan gosling
3. wear a scorpion jacket https://www.angeljackets.com/products/Ryan-Gosling-Drive-Scorpion-Jacket.html?gclid=CjwKEAjwytLKBRCX547gve7EsE4SJAD3 IZV6dxwuFGGiuGLLZADck0FflcsiXTiTl8BT_olk4pAmaxoC8m Dw_wcB
4. any chick will let u razza matazz right in her ass

[Helz]

For a girl:
Keep your mans stomach full and balls empty

For a guy:
Create fun situations and let her know you care

I know fuck all but this is my outlook

[oops_ur_dead]

For a girl:
Keep your mans stomach full and balls empty

For a guy:
Create fun situations and let her know you care

I know fuck all but this is my outlook

garbage advice, no mention of grandpappy's original pish pash ram her gash

[Bruno]

For a girl:
Keep your mans stomach full and balls empty

For a guy:
Create fun situations and let her know you care

I know fuck all but this is my outlook

ay dog yo bitch lemme huff snuff n eat her muff u feel lmao what u gonna do? nothin.

[oops_ur_dead]

ay dog yo bitch lemme huff snuff n eat her muff u feel lmao what u gonna do? nothin.

weak tbh. not even gonna give her the vintage humpty dumpty rough and bumpy?

[Bruno]

weak tbh. not even gonna give her the vintage humpty dumpty rough and bumpy?

i'd rather hit the ruffle fluffle sideways shuffle

[Brendan]

dont empty ur sack inside her

[Ash]

This is all garbage advice, everyone is only interested in normie sex

[Orpz]

Find a girl whose name can be vaguely rhymed with "kid", for example Sydney, watch Casablanca with her, then after the movie, drop a "Here's looking at you, Syd".

[yzb25]

The first step would be leaving your basement, presumably.

[oops_ur_dead]

This is all garbage advice, everyone is only interested in normie sex

Are you implying you aren't even looking for the time-honored rooty tooty smack that booty?

[Mesk514]

find someone with the same basic common values and empty all your children into her. then you're attached to her for life.

[Helz]

Starting to see Real Life / Serious Discussion as the new circle jerk.

Please prove me wrong and chill with the nonsense..

[yzb25]

Starting to see Real Life / Serious Discussion as the new circle jerk.

Please prove me wrong and chill with the nonsense..

Sorry for shitposting if this was meant to be serious. I actually thought this was CJ.

If anyone's struggling with that kinda thing they should try joining some clubs and going to social places. That'd help them meet someone they might be interested in and it'd also help them be less boring and shit in general ^^.

[Brendan]

Starting to see Real Life / Serious Discussion as the new circle jerk.

Please prove me wrong and chill with the nonsense..

I'm pretty sure this was moved, it wasn't originally in this section i think

[Apocist]

I'm pretty sure this was moved, it wasn't originally in this section i think

Swear apo saw this in this OP in serious the whole time. Even the OP says it was serious :p

It just doesn't help that Ash keeps making threads about this stuff.

[Brendan]

Swear apo saw this in this OP in serious the whole time. Even the OP says it was serious :p

It just doesn't help that Ash keeps making threads about this stuff.

Damn. There aren't any rules for serious discussion right now anyways tho (don't tell anyone).

[Ash]

Let's keep this discussion serious boys. This is not a troll. Help your ol' boy Ash out.

[Bunny]

were just too poor 2 get divorced