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yzb25
January 5th, 2017, 04:11 PM
So Helz was talking smack about my family on skype, acting like the big man and all that. So I'm here to set the record fucking straight.

Right here, right now, we shall play a chess game. It will be the most monumental and highlevel chessgame the world has ever seen.

Or he's gonna WUSS OUT.

The choice is his.

He has to set it up tho.

yzb25
January 5th, 2017, 04:12 PM
Kovath feel free to provide commentary on this high-level play, but don't feel intimidated if you can't fully appreciate our moves.

DarknessB
January 5th, 2017, 04:14 PM
inb4 4 move checkmate.

ika
January 5th, 2017, 04:15 PM
inb4 4 move checkmate.

you mean the 2 move mate?

DarknessB
January 5th, 2017, 04:15 PM
you mean the 2 move mate?

That requires overt stupidity, lol. 4 move checkmate is more carelessness.

yzb25
January 5th, 2017, 04:22 PM
That requires overt stupidity, lol. 4 move checkmate is more carelessness.

Actually, I've already cracked the game, so I won't fall for any careless pawn rushes. White will always win after 26 moves if both sides play perfectly. I will be playing an impeccable macro game, unless I deviate at LYLO for personal entertainment.

DarknessB
January 5th, 2017, 04:23 PM
Actually, I've already cracked the game, so I won't fall for any careless pawn rushes. White will always win after 26 moves if both sides play perfectly. I will be playing an impeccable macro game, unless I deviate at LYLO for personal entertainment.

That would never happen! :)

Cryptonic
January 5th, 2017, 04:32 PM
OH SHIT HELZ CALLED OUT FUCK

Kovath
January 5th, 2017, 04:38 PM
@Kovath (http://www.sc2mafia.com/forum/member.php?u=4273) feel free to provide commentary on this high-level play, but don't feel intimidated if you can't fully appreciate our moves.

I'll be watching.

:)

Yukitaka Oni
January 5th, 2017, 04:45 PM
Yuki grab the popcorn v)o.o)>\_/ v(o.o(v

Brendan
January 5th, 2017, 04:51 PM
Helz

Helz
January 5th, 2017, 05:18 PM
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Lets do this : )

yzb25
January 5th, 2017, 05:34 PM
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Lets do this : )

Literally the world's most cliche move except advancing the queen one. Fucking poser.

Lemme show you how a true hipster plays.

Helz
January 5th, 2017, 05:47 PM
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YZB Pawn A7-A5
Me Knight B1-C3

Helz
January 5th, 2017, 06:00 PM
Due to tables not functioning in this forum were just gonna run this through skype and I will post moves here..

YZB pawn b7-b6
Me pawn D2-d4

Helz
January 5th, 2017, 06:04 PM
YZB bishop c8-a6
Me Bishop F1-A6 (Takes bishop)

Helz
January 5th, 2017, 06:06 PM
YZB knight b8-a6 (Takes Bishop)
Me Knight G1-F3

Helz
January 5th, 2017, 06:11 PM
http://oi67.tinypic.com/v770uh.jpg

^^Current Gamestate

To be continued when YZB wakes up

Yukitaka Oni
January 5th, 2017, 07:33 PM
22040

Stealthbomber16
January 5th, 2017, 08:08 PM
https://media.giphy.com/media/GpBLFGSlF5ni/giphy.gif

Elixir
January 6th, 2017, 05:24 AM
http://oi67.tinypic.com/v770uh.jpg

^^Current Gamestate

To be continued when YZB wakes up

who the fuck uses tinypic. use imgur like a normal human fuck

yzb25
January 6th, 2017, 05:40 AM
pawn c7-c5

I hope you're taking notes lads, because this is some stellar play from me - Notice how I opened by advancing the rook pawn, rather than one of the center pawns.

The brainwashed grandmasters always screw that up. They have all this BS "hurrdurr control the center" "hurrdurr develop the pieces" reasoning, right? But, in their ignorance, they fail to see the obvious:

If I advance my middle pawns, and he advances his middle pawns, and then they just kill eachother in the middle, what was even the point of moving those middle pawns? They're gonna die anyway. Seems like a waste of moves to me.

In short, by skipping to the saucier pawns on the side I run a more efficient game where I save moves. Genius, isn't it?

Helz
January 6th, 2017, 05:55 AM
Pawn D4-D5

yzb25
January 6th, 2017, 06:03 AM
pawn g7-g6

Notice how a lesser man would cave and move one of the middle pawns.

Not me.

https://gyazo.com/b589995e99d3be196bf2f1a2f024ed1a

Helz
January 6th, 2017, 06:10 AM
who the fuck uses tinypic. use imgur like a normal human fuck


pawn g7-g6

https://gyazo.com/b589995e99d3be196bf2f1a2f024ed1a

Trill ass niggas use gyazo~

Also King E1-G1 (Rook H1-F1 via Kingside Castle)

Helz
January 6th, 2017, 06:20 AM
We started playing faster. Went:

[7:09:58 AM] yzb25: bishop f8-h6
[7:12:30 AM] Helz: Bishop C1-H6 (Takes Bishop)
[7:13:17 AM] yzb25: knight g8-h6 (takes bishop)
[7:13:55 AM] Helz: Queen D1-C1
[7:14:09 AM] yzb25: knight h6-g8
[7:16:02 AM] Helz: Pawn A2-A3

Orpz
January 6th, 2017, 08:14 AM
https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t34.0-12/15936017_1194291007274239_139928289_n.jpg?oh=5ffab 3b5df2d91216a4c395264faad69&oe=5872BEE8

Cryptonic
January 6th, 2017, 09:08 AM
You sunk my battleship

yzb25
January 6th, 2017, 09:18 AM
pawn e7-e6

https://gyazo.com/a551e03bf2ebb1bb0f74bd1a14f956e6

Cryptonic
January 6th, 2017, 12:48 PM
remove ="align: center" from the TD tags and they will work. That's not valid code.

Helz
January 6th, 2017, 05:26 PM
remove ="align: center" from the TD tags and they will work. That's not valid code.

http://www.sc2mafia.com/forum/showthread.php/37180-Introducing-the-New-Advent-Of-Forum-Chess

We had a full game in this thread and it worked just fine. Not sure why thats not valid code any more. You will see it worked for no less than 15 posts in that thread (Which now shows nothing).

But I will alter it for this one I suppose. Really thought someone was just trolling by disabling it.

Unknown1234
January 6th, 2017, 08:07 PM
Well then.

Cryptonic
January 7th, 2017, 05:06 PM
so who won

Helz
January 9th, 2017, 01:18 AM
so who won

Not over yet. This is the current gamestate
http://oi64.tinypic.com/2uj07ee.jpg

yzb25
January 9th, 2017, 09:31 AM
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New move is at the end. Let's switch to this from now on.

Helz
January 9th, 2017, 01:05 PM
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[11:52:05 AM] Helz: Knight B5-D6 (Check)


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[12:23:44 PM] yzb25: king e8-e7


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[12:28:47 PM] Helz: Pawn E4-E5


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[12:31:15 PM] yzb25: queen f6-g7


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[12:33:24 PM] Helz: Rook F1-D1


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[12:44:19 PM] yzb25: rook a8-b8


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[1:15:43 PM] Helz: Queen C1-F4


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Just now saw that post. Will stick to this : )

Cryptonic
January 9th, 2017, 01:11 PM
wow checkmate in 4

yzb25
January 9th, 2017, 02:36 PM
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Yukitaka Oni
January 9th, 2017, 02:59 PM
wow checkmate in 4
v)x.o)> \_/ v(o.o(v want some popcorn?

Helz
January 9th, 2017, 03:11 PM
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yzb25
January 9th, 2017, 03:13 PM
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knight a6-c7

Helz
January 9th, 2017, 03:42 PM
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[4:13:46 PM] yzb25: knight a6-c7


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[4:16:15 PM] Helz: Rook A1-D1


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[4:22:06 PM] yzb25: knight c7-d5 (Takes Rook)


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[4:23:53 PM] Helz: Rook D1-D5 (Takes Knight)


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[4:31:23 PM] yzb25: pawn f7-f6


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[4:32:04 PM] Helz: Knight D6-E4


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yzb25
January 9th, 2017, 04:17 PM
Dear citizens of sc2mafia,

It is with deep regret that I inform you that the conclusion to this game has been confiscated.

Helz
January 9th, 2017, 04:23 PM
Dear citizens of sc2mafia,

It is with deep regret that I inform you that the conclusion to this game has been confiscated.

Yeah, Unavoidable checkmate was achieved. I will post the next hand full of moves in a bit

yzb25
January 9th, 2017, 04:24 PM
Yeah, Unavoidable checkmate was achieved. I will post the next hand full of moves in a bit

So like, I kinda got a little cocky and missed some crucial stuff because I thought I was doing well, towards the end.

Please don't make this into a meme Darkness. This wasn't a gamethrow, really.

yzb25
January 9th, 2017, 04:26 PM
So like, I kinda got a little cocky and missed some crucial stuff because I thought I was doing well, towards the end.

Please don't make this into a meme Darkness. This wasn't a gamethrow, really.

I'm a nice guy.

Helz
January 9th, 2017, 04:29 PM
[4:32:04 PM] Helz: Knight D6-E4


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[4:48:48 PM] yzb25: pawn f6-f5


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[4:50:50 PM] Helz: Pawn E5-E6


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[5:01:44 PM] yzb25: queen g7-b2


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[5:08:42 PM] Helz: Queen F4-D6 (Check and unavoidable checkmate)


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GG

yzb25
January 9th, 2017, 04:30 PM
gg

Helz
January 9th, 2017, 04:38 PM
Just because- Mate sequence was

Blue King to either D8 or E8
Yellow Queen takes blue rook @ B8 (check)
Blue king to E7
Yellow Queen to D6
Blue King to E8
Yellow Queen takes Blue Pawn @ D7 (Check)
Blue king to F8
Yellow Queen to F7 for checkmate

Cryptonic
January 9th, 2017, 05:17 PM
who won

Brendan
January 9th, 2017, 06:28 PM
who won

donald trump

Helz
January 9th, 2017, 06:41 PM
donald trump

Trup always wins thanks to Russia : )

I was yellow/white/bottom