Mateo's Advice-Giving Place

[Mateo]

come to me with your dilemmas and i will give you the best advice youll ever find.

first bit of advice: sticky this thread

[Helz]

Should I buy a mega millions lotto ticket?

[killurself]

How can I stop having rancid farts?

[Mateo]

Should I buy a mega millions lotto ticket?

i prefer playing roulette on riverboat casinos but if thats ur thing then go for it


How can I stop having rancid farts?

you cant but u can mask the smell by farting into ur girlfriends pillow

[Brendan]

Should I only smoke OG Kush?

[Mateo]

Should I only smoke OG Kush?

no. if u did that u would be missing out on so much in life, such as green crack, cherry pie or sour diesel

[Brendan]

no. if u did that u would be missing out on so much in life, such as green crack, cherry pie or sour diesel

This is solid advice. Rolled my first blunt yesterday. It was fire.

[Bruno]

what is ur advice 2 the youth of this nation

[Mateo]

what is ur advice 2 the youth of this nation

suck peener. it will get u ready for the job market.

[Bruno]

how do u win a girls heart

[Mateo]

how do u win a girls heart

roofies

[Brendan]

How do u kill a man?

@FBI

[Frog]

This is a hostile takeover.

[Helz]

Should I buy a house or wait for the market to go to shit again?

[Brendan]

Frog can I live in your income property?

[Orpz]

Have you ever boxed before? Can you give me some tips for when I go into the ring?

[Brendan]

Since I'm not going to evict the people living in it, no.

Evict those fucks Frog. I'll maintain it for free and you can sell it whenever you want.

[Brendan]

I've never heard of a Californian wanting to move to Texas. It's an income property because I don't live in it but I make a side income from the rent I charge. Not from the sale far in the future :-P

Well I'm a Texan, California can eat my dick.
Where is the property located and how much is the rent?

[Helz]

Passive income > 401k

Plebs retire on savings. Investors retire on assets.

[Orpz]

Well I'm a Texan, California can eat my dick.
Where is the property located and how much is the rent?

I'm a Californian and California can eat my dick. Weather is great tho. never had to experience <50F

[Hypersniper]

Should I buy a propane grill or stay with a charcoal one

*grills are very cheap in January here

[Bruno]

http://i.imgur.com/28GP4RR.gif

sick

[Orpz]

Do you recommend watches (for the sake of accessorizing)? If so, what men's style would you recommend for a small wrist?

[Bruno]

Do you recommend watches (for the sake of accessorizing)? If so, what men's style would you recommend for a small wrist?

watches r good, should match ur belt and shoes

for small wrist i would say a flat face watch, the bigger faces are for larger wrists/hands

[Ash]

WHO THE FLYING FUCKREMOVED MY FUCKINGRAINBOW 360FROGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111http://i.imgur.com/28GP4RR.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/28GP4RR.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/28GP4RR.gif

[Brendan]

watches r good, should match ur belt and shoes

for small wrist i would say a flat face watch, the bigger faces are for larger wrists/hands
Lol don't listen to this aspy fuck about anything regarding fashion.

[Bruno]

Lol don't listen to this aspy fuck about anything regarding fashion.

nice hair do faggot what kinda product u use? other than daddys c...ummmm?

[Brendan]

nice hair do faggot what kinda product u use? other than daddys c...ummmm?

i dont use a hair product m8 thx for asking

[oops_ur_dead]

Which drugs are the most degenerate? Least degenerate?

[Ash]

All drugs are for degenerates.

If you are a respectable member of society with responsibilities to yourself and others you'll find that you cannot unconditionally give your time away.

Having said that, I recommend combining molly, acid, shrooms. Weed, coke, and alcohol can also be fun throwing them into the additional mix if you have experience with it.

How not to be a degenerate drug user:
Jimmy found himself leaving a party near his house with new friends who take a trip to the ghetto to score pot, but were offered crystal meth. Should Jimmy partake? Absolutely fucking not.

1. Carefully choose one or a couple of close friends with whom you will do the drugs. You will be seen as the random drug whore if you're not close with the people you're doing drugs with.

2. Plan location. 'Doing it' for the first time behind the dumpster after class is hardly a romantic memory, if you catch my drift. Couple that with you have to go home and see your coworkers or family members, or you receive a call from the hospital saying someone is in a coma. Now say your first drug binge in your life was in your 20's with former college friends on Koh Phagnan in Thailand during the full moon party. That is a nice memory you and your friends can enjoy. I recommend travelling abroad.

3. Plan the time. Make sure you can be unconditionally unavailable during this time. Typically, this means a 'vacation' where you will be unavailable.

4. Make sure you are at a good place in your life with your personal relationships and life goals. Doing drugs to 'get away' will not only fail, but it's pathetic and can cause a paranoid/bad trip.

5. Do not make this a habitual behaviour. If you have that much time to throw away, you need to get out and about more.

drugs aren't for degenerates rofl. i took anesthesia or some shit whenever i get surgery. does that make me degenerate? i think not

now with that said... SMOKE WEED ERRY DAY BROS!111111

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[oops_ur_dead]

All drugs are for degenerates.

If you are a respectable member of society with responsibilities to yourself and others you'll find that you cannot unconditionally give your time away.


What if you take Adderall to make yourself more productive.

[Orpz]

What if you take Adderall to make yourself more productive.

80HD people make good money selling Adderall on college campuses

[Orpz]

Frog, I'm going to be moving out by the end of this summer for the first time. I'm going to be sharing with one of my bros and we're both serious students, so it'll have to be a quietish place. Thing is, Idk what else to look for other than that. What small things should I look for in an apartment?

[Mateo]

This is a hostile takeover.

It is you who have been taken over u dgenerate thief

[Frog]

Where did my thread go...

[Frog]

Frog, ?

This does not belong in this thread.

This thread is a troll thread.

My thread is a real thread.

Un merge.

Bring my posts back.

[Bruno]

froque this happened cos u declared war on mateo

[Helz]

Well we need a new advice giver. You up for it frog?

[Frog]

Well we need a new advice giver. You up for it frog?

/Sign

/Sacrificial Frog

[NoctiZ]

What's red and green and goes 175 miles an hour?

[SuperJack]

frog in a blender

[Frog]

What's red and green and goes 175 miles an hour?

The Stock Market.

And it's 1,040 mph.

[NoctiZ]

Frog, you're out. SuperJack, you're the new advice giver. Your job starts now.

[Frog]

Frog, you're out. SuperJack, you're the new advice giver. Your job starts now.

So what you're saying is... a German is going to dictate the future of advice giving. And Americans are going to look for support from the Brits? Noctiz you crazy man :laugh:

(You know I'm messing)

[NoctiZ]

So what you're saying is... a German is going to dictate the future of advice giving. And Americans are going to look for support from the Brits? Noctiz you crazy man :laugh:

(You know I'm messing)

You have not submitted the aproppriate form and as such we will have to reprimand you for this post. Failure to comply will result in immediate legal measures.

[Darkcrusader]

Hey SuperJack, how can I get Super Jacked?......

[SuperJack]

Steroids and Masturbation.

[Firebringer]

SuperJack, How can one become british if they aren't born british?