View Full Version : Hail to the KING
Ash
June 23rd, 2014, 11:09 PM
I am your KING. I rule this land and I own every single one of you that just clicked this thread. Bow down to your king.
I would like some fruits, and some asian massage please.
Frog
June 24th, 2014, 05:13 AM
What types of fruits? Durian? Passion Fruit?
Why Asian massage? Are you a little dude? Asians are usually very small, and I'm assuming you want a woman to be massaging you, which means they'll be even smaller. Imagine a 90 lb woman trying to massage you. Even if she uses all of her bodyweight, she won't be able to make a dent in your knots.
There's a reason there's such a version of massage called the "Swedish" massage. Pro Tip Life Advice: Stick to the Swedes.
Cryptonic
June 24th, 2014, 06:41 AM
the only knot ash has is in his penis
Frog
June 24th, 2014, 09:22 AM
Crypt, plz refer to Last Post Wins post directed towards you. Patiently waiting.
Cryptonic
June 24th, 2014, 09:35 AM
Crypt, plz refer to Last Post Wins post directed towards you. Patiently waiting.
Use weathernetwork
Im not gonna tell u what I wear. don't want to give u fuel to spark your gayboy fantasies.
kyle1234513
June 24th, 2014, 09:37 AM
ok trundle
Helz
June 24th, 2014, 11:50 AM
Would you like a happy ending?
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