Hail to the KING

[Ash]

I am your KING. I rule this land and I own every single one of you that just clicked this thread. Bow down to your king.

I would like some fruits, and some asian massage please.

[Frog]

What types of fruits? Durian? Passion Fruit?

Why Asian massage? Are you a little dude? Asians are usually very small, and I'm assuming you want a woman to be massaging you, which means they'll be even smaller. Imagine a 90 lb woman trying to massage you. Even if she uses all of her bodyweight, she won't be able to make a dent in your knots.

There's a reason there's such a version of massage called the "Swedish" massage. Pro Tip Life Advice: Stick to the Swedes.

[Cryptonic]

the only knot ash has is in his penis

[Frog]

Crypt, plz refer to Last Post Wins post directed towards you. Patiently waiting.

[Cryptonic]

Crypt, plz refer to Last Post Wins post directed towards you. Patiently waiting.

Use weathernetwork
Im not gonna tell u what I wear. don't want to give u fuel to spark your gayboy fantasies.

[kyle1234513]

ok trundle

[Helz]

Would you like a happy ending?