Useless talents?

[Orpz]

I was thinking about this as I was laying on my bed, blowing spit bubbles from my tongue while watching Blue Mountain State.

You guys got any useless talents? They're fun to share and collect :p

[Hypersniper]

I can fold stuff really fast but a few seconds after folding it springs out

[Slaol]

I can make a nice little popping sound when i hit my finger on my neck. Also I can lick my elbow and make my eyeballs vibrate. I also possess wicked marathoning skills for shows and movies. I also have an extraordinarily effective memory for remembering shitty little facts that have no impact on anyone's life.

[deathworlds]

I remember facts that no one has any use for what so ever (Just like slaol). I have a very strong stomach, making me throw up only 3 times in my life. I haven't gotten a brain freeze sense I was 6 even though I drink a lot of cold drinks and ice cream.

[Frog]

My bones heal 3-6x faster than the average person - they still break -_-

[Admiral]

Fairly loud one-handed clapping.

[jaczac]

I can perform mitosis extremely early in my devolpment then break apart from that other cell.

im a twin

[louiswill]

I know how to enter friends-zone of most opposite sex.

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Never-mind, it is actually useful.

[Admiral]

I know how to enter friends-zone of most opposite sex.

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Never-mind, it is actually useful.

Do you actually understand what you said?

[louiswill]

Do you actually understand what you said?

Explain what's wrong?

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[Frog]

@ louiswill ^Nah you're good.

I am able to pee aiming at the part of the toilet so no sound can be heard.

*when peeing in foreign restrooms, everyone is trying to hear you pee!* <- joking obviously

[Bruno]

You realize all you gotta do is grab your cock when you piss (like youre supposed to) when you piss and aim for the bowl and it makes no sound right? Maybe it's too small to hold, I don't know your race.


Anyways, half of these are fucking stupid and coincidental.

Deathworlds (whatever the fuck that is), you do realize you need to get a certain spot of your mouth cold to induce a brain freeze, correct?

"Strong stomach". Lol, it's not your fucking stomach that throws up, it's your brain sending the signals. If you don't fucking throw up to expel foul toxins that may be in your body, that's a fucking medical concern, not a cool trick.

Jesus Christ

[Frog]

Brunos special ability is to die for our sins. He will sacrifice himself so that the powerful lord may return! :laugh:

[Glip]

I can kick myself in the stomach. o.o

[deathworlds]

Anyways, half of these are fucking stupid and coincidental.



"Strong stomach". Lol, it's not your fucking stomach that throws up, it's your brain sending the signals. If you don't fucking throw up to expel foul toxins that may be in your body, that's a fucking medical concern, not a cool trick.


I have eaten plenty of foul things before (not on purpose mind you), and never gotten sick except for 1 time, (my mom made fried chicken). And the other 2 times I was spared from sickness.

[Brendan]

one of my friends does car impressions. he is pretty good. is being ok at dota 2 a useless talent? prob

[powerofdeath]

I can do the alphabet backward as fast as I can do forward. Most people are usually 25 times slower.

@Glip, I can do that too, being flexible is awesome ^^

[Apocist]

I can give off a bloody curdling "Whee".

[Helz]

I can drink 40 beers in a day and still convince people I am stone sober. Or could about half a year ago.

I can roll a towel in a way that when you whip it can dent the lockers in locker rooms

I can find scum on sc2 mafia