A New Random Thinking # 8

[kyle1234513]

A man died and went to Heaven. There were tens of thousands of other people there. They were all naked and all looked as they did at the age of 21. He looked around to see if there was anyone he recognized. He saw a couple and he knew immediately that they were Adam and Eve. How did he know?

Cryptonic had the answer!

Answer - Adam and Eve were created by God, as a result they had no belly buttons. The rest of man kind had to be birthed by women and as a result all had belly buttons. The man saw that these were the only two people without belly buttons.

[Cryptonic]

Human's had life expectancy under 21 years, so they were dead.
They looked like monkeys.
They weren't real.
Adam was missing a rib.

[kyle1234513]

Human's had life expectancy under 21 years, so they were dead.
They looked like monkeys.
They weren't real.
Adam was missing a rib.

nope. they were all fleshy alive looking, and you cant tell someone is missing a rib just by looking at them.

[Cryptonic]

He would have a scar where the rib was removed, which is visible.
Everyone wore name tags.
In Heaven, everyone is given knowledge of who eachother are (to make ppl more neighborly).
They had leaves over their crotches.

[kyle1234513]

He would have a scar where the rib was removed, which is visible.
Everyone wore name tags.
In Heaven, everyone is given knowledge of who eachother are (to make ppl more neighborly).
They had leaves over their crotches.

all naked, lots of people can have a rib removed and have a scar. "well just assume god took the rib and left no scars anyway"
annnnnd nope.

[Nick]

Only straights. The rest gays and lesbians.

Edit: Stupid me. They are prepubescent kids! They grew only after eating the apple. By then they are >21 years old.

[kyle1234513]

Only straights. The rest gays and lesbians.

Edit: Stupid me. They are prepubescent kids! They grew only after eating the apple. By then they are >21 years old.

nope

[Helz]

I think the thousands of people bit insinuates a lot of time passed sense adam and eve lived to when he died. So it would be a question of how he could recognize someone that lived before his time.

or

The man was Able and the thousands of random people were nephilim.

[kyle1234513]

I think the thousands of people bit insinuates a lot of time passed sense adam and eve lived to when he died. So it would be a question of how he could recognize someone that lived before his time.

or

The man was Able and the thousands of random people were nephilim.

not really... lets just assume that there is a gathering of all these people, but this man takes his time, walks around, doesn't talk or listen to anyone else, just looks at everyone once over. Out of all these people, he knew for sure that these 2 people were Adam and Eve

[Cryptonic]

Wouldn't adam & eve have gone to hell for disobeying god?
& I thought ppl didn't go to heaven until Jesus created Christianity, well after their time.

[kyle1234513]

Wouldn't adam & eve have gone to hell for disobeying god?
& I thought ppl didn't go to heaven until Jesus created Christianity, well after their time.

just roll with it....

[Cryptonic]

Why are you ellipsising me? Am I supposed to assume that the question is entirely illogical, yet somehow arrive at a logical answer!?!?!?!

[Nick]

just roll with it....

Did they go to heaven in the Muslim version?

[Cryptonic]

Did they go to heaven in the Muslim version?

Omg, I solved it!
They were Muslim

[Coast]

Check your stomach for the answer.

[Cryptonic]

Check your stomach for the answer.

Nope, they were muslim. It's been solved already, better luck next time.

[Coast]

Nope, they were muslim. It's been solved already, better luck next time.

Damn! I'm always late to the party.

[Nick]

Make it Muslim prepubescent kids.

[Cryptonic]

Assuming they don't have belly buttons is the same as calling people like Leonardo Da Vinci, Michelangelo, Massacio, and the like all IDIOTS.

[kyle1234513]

Assuming they don't have belly buttons is the same as calling people like Leonardo Da Vinci, Michelangelo, Massacio, and the like all IDIOTS.

They didn't have belly buttons!

[Cryptonic]

PROVE IT

[Coast]

http://i.imgur.com/y82UW9j.jpg

[Cryptonic]

http://i.imgur.com/y82UW9j.jpg

There is a little dimple in the center of his stomach, that's not a belly button? D:



The Creation of Adam:
http://newheavenonearth.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/creation-of-adam-pic1.jpg?w=900



The Expulsion from the Garden of Eden:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/37/Masaccio-TheExpulsionOfAdamAndEveFromEden-Restoration.jpg/330px-Masaccio-TheExpulsionOfAdamAndEveFromEden-Restoration.jpg





God made Man in his image, so prove to me that God doesn't have a belly button :smile:

[kyle1234513]

There is a little dimple in the center of his stomach, that's not a belly button? D:



The Creation of Adam:
http://newheavenonearth.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/creation-of-adam-pic1.jpg?w=900



The Expulsion from the Garden of Eden:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/37/Masaccio-TheExpulsionOfAdamAndEveFromEden-Restoration.jpg/330px-Masaccio-TheExpulsionOfAdamAndEveFromEden-Restoration.jpg





God made Man in his image, so prove to me that God doesn't have a belly button :smile:


AHEM!!! my art history says......

the one coast posted was during the classic renaissance, this type of artwork was more traditional and far more biblical (closer to what is actually believed)
the first one that you've posted is of the mannerism period, where paintings were supposed to look humanized, it was soley davinci's idea of how ideal people should be "gentle" to give mankind something to strive too. By being the best of man kind. (but still within man kind).
the second one that you've posted was just a Donatello rip off, Massacio was just copying his work, which was also much later, aka "politically correct".

as far as your "dimples" go that could be a shadow from anything, belly buttons are far bigger.

[AppleyNO]

We're using paintings from 400-600 years ago to discuss people who supposedly lived 6014 years ago?

[Coast]

We're using paintings from 400-600 years ago to discuss people who supposedly lived 6014 years ago?

Well - I couldn't seem to find any HD videos of Eve communicating with the devil about her lack of belly button, so... A painting will have to suffice!

[Cryptonic]

Well - I couldn't seem to find any HD videos of Eve communicating with the devil about her lack of belly button, so... A painting will have to suffice!

lol great answer

[Apocist]

How come he didn't know those two people weren't clones?

[Helz]

Wait.. All that and there is no Jew punch line?