A New Random Thinker # 3

[kyle1234513]

This one may be a little more challenging than the last.

Deep in the forest was found the body of a man who was wearing only swimming trunks, snorkel and facemask. The nearest lake was 8 miles away and the sea was 100 miles away. How had he died?

(side note there are no rivers in this forest, and the streams are much to small to even fill a canteen from.)


edit- Orpz was correct!

Explanation - The man was swimming in the lake that was 8 miles away. during a forest fire a plane went over to the lake to get water to dump on the fire, unfortunately the plane had picked up the man in the process, dumping him in the fire.

[Arrow]

Since I already know the answer to this one, I'll abstain.

[Vantas]

Was he high?

Was the part where the opening is for the snorkel blocked up in some way?

[Cryptonic]

Impossible to tell with the information given. No matter what the answer is, there is always other answers cause you can wear all those things on land! For all we know, he ate too many zoomers, put on his scuba gear, and went for a hike.

[Orpz]

global warming

[louiswill]

He died from water shortage obviously.

[Helz]

Mythbusters did something on this

[kyle1234513]

Impossible to tell with the information given. No matter what the answer is, there is always other answers cause you can wear all those things on land! For all we know, he ate too many zoomers, put on his scuba gear, and went for a hike.

then its a good thing all of these questions are just for good fun. no real competition or prize involved :)

and no shrooms of the sort were involved.

[deathworlds]

I have several theories



1. He was skydiving and his parachute trunks didn't open. Death by impact

2. The snorkel was so long that oxygen didn't enter the facemask before the carbon dioxide could leave. Death by suffocation

3. He was too cold. Death by... cold

4. An insect bit him and killed him. Death by allergic reaction or venom.

5. Dementor stole his soul. Death by wtf

6. Arrow killed him (he knows exactly how he died). Death by whatever Arrow does to kill people.

[jaczac]

Somebody killed him, then dressed him up and dropped him off there to confuse the authorities

[Helz]

6. Arrow killed him (he knows exactly how he died). Death by whatever Arrow does to kill people.

Lol

[louiswill]

OR He is bored to death.

[Orpz]

watch the answer be something gay like him being scooped up by a water scooper to put out a forest fire

[Vantas]

http://imageenvision.com/450/18930-boy-or-man-wearing-a-snorkel-mask-while-snorkelling-clipart-by-djart.jpg That's the guy, but with no water. Somehow him wearing such clothes has to be relevant to the situation of how he died.

@Kyle was everything on the dead man intact when he died? Also, was everything on where it's assumed it should go? (ex: swim trunks serving as pants and not as arm holes or something equally absurd)

[kyle1234513]

watch the answer be something gay like him being scooped up by a water scooper to put out a forest fire

we have a winner!!!!!

[creedkingsx]

we have a winner!!!!!

lol

[jaczac]

Lol


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