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Doc
August 31st, 2011, 10:00 AM
I am without a doubt the person that has made the most puns in the last 2 years (at least 10 a day), so I thought I should share some with you.
All content is original, I didn't take these from any other site. This will be some sort of pun-journal. Problem is, most of them are either in Portuguese or German, only few are in English.
Here goes:

1) Two friends at the airport. One says to the other: "I have terminal cancer" (This one won me a joke contest in school)

2) How does a lawyer kill himself? He commits sueicide

3) What is the most intrusive fruit? The grape

4) What are the most delicious furniture? Vegetables

I'll post more as I find them!

Doc
August 31st, 2011, 10:01 AM
5) How do you begin a vegetable meeting? Lettuce begin

Spy
August 31st, 2011, 10:07 AM
http://octopuns.blogspot.com/

chocopaw
September 1st, 2011, 04:03 AM
http://i.imgur.com/cr9NA.jpg