Doc
August 31st, 2011, 10:00 AM
I am without a doubt the person that has made the most puns in the last 2 years (at least 10 a day), so I thought I should share some with you.
All content is original, I didn't take these from any other site. This will be some sort of pun-journal. Problem is, most of them are either in Portuguese or German, only few are in English.
Here goes:
1) Two friends at the airport. One says to the other: "I have terminal cancer" (This one won me a joke contest in school)
2) How does a lawyer kill himself? He commits sueicide
3) What is the most intrusive fruit? The grape
4) What are the most delicious furniture? Vegetables
I'll post more as I find them!
All content is original, I didn't take these from any other site. This will be some sort of pun-journal. Problem is, most of them are either in Portuguese or German, only few are in English.
Here goes:
1) Two friends at the airport. One says to the other: "I have terminal cancer" (This one won me a joke contest in school)
2) How does a lawyer kill himself? He commits sueicide
3) What is the most intrusive fruit? The grape
4) What are the most delicious furniture? Vegetables
I'll post more as I find them!