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Graham
August 24th, 2011, 03:56 PM
Cnn.com breaking news in tech section


Steve Jobs has resigned as CEO of Apple, and COO Tim Cook promoted to CEO. Jobs will stay on as chairman.

And ironically, I shorted Apple stocks a week ago.. :D

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oops_ur_dead
August 24th, 2011, 04:04 PM
Bad day for Apple, great day for the computing industry as a whole.

chocopaw
August 24th, 2011, 04:05 PM
OMG WHO THE HELL CARES! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFZrzg62Zj0#)

FalseTruth
August 24th, 2011, 06:09 PM
I don't think it'll affect the stocks in the slightest. If anything, this is beneficial for Apple because now there's no chance of him suddenly dying of pancreatic cancer as CEO.

NorthStar
August 24th, 2011, 06:16 PM
Steve Jobs might suddenly die as Chairman though, it'll still waver the company slightly. =D And the stocks went down 5% and arn't recovering since Jobs was announced to resign.

Goonswarm
August 24th, 2011, 07:03 PM
Guess they found someone for Steve's Jobs. HUHEUHEUHEUHEUHEUEHUEHUEHEUHEUHEUE

S.A.S.Cnl.Alpha
August 25th, 2011, 03:47 AM
Goonswarm is implying Steve/Tim is Brazilian.
or he himself is braseelian


Maybe Apple will stop being autistic shit now, don't know.

Spy
November 7th, 2011, 02:00 AM
And there was a reason.