Chocopaws Improv Forum Mafia

[chocopaw]

So yeah, for some reason I didn't sign up for Forum Mafia, so I decided to make my own. You can cheat, skype, etc whatever you want, I can't do shit about it.

You can signup from now until I feel like starting.

[Darth Sand]

are there any rules or roles at all? :D

[philie]

is it gonna happen on forums or is it a tourney in sc2?

[chocopaw]

Sure there are roles Sand. I'll make them up and PM them to you.

It's called "Chocopaws Improv Forum Mafia" Philie, of course it will happen on forum.

[philie]

It still could be a sc2 mafia with forum originating participators

[Elixir]

Or you can wait like a week and a bit before the next sign ups? ;p

[Zane]

I always miss the forum sign ups so I'm totally in choco.

[chocopaw]

Or you can wait like a week and a bit before the next sign ups? ;p


Why? This is no competition for yours. Fast-paced non-serious fun.

[Rumpel1408]

Well okay since you asked so sincere I can't say no

[Darth Sand]

Or you can wait like a week and a bit before the next sign ups? ;p


But a week is such a long time and now it's even night in your game and that means nothing to read there ._.

[philie]

Im in ofc just wonder how youre gonna make it w/o mod powers

[Darth Sand]

he will probably just open threads for all the day and night chats and just trust us not to cheat by looking into mafia chat etc.^^

[chocopaw]

My mystical chocopowers should suffice. 8)
Also, there will probably only two mafias, so they can easily communicate via pm.

[Zane]

It's sunny outside. We could make a real life mafia game.

[Darth Sand]

good idea, zane!
wait, it's not... i would just die because of the sun ._.

[philie]

The serial killer zane^^

[Spy]

YAY! Let's play real life Mafia! With water guns :D

[Crimson]

Inb4 all aussie/british posters.

[monster]

My role is an Ice-cream dealer.

[Narks]

i am definitely not playing

dont invite me you faggots

and dont let alpha invite me either

[Zane]

how much does the ice cream cost?

[Zane]

Oh and free candy for all who join!

[Marcus]

Completely in.

On a side note, Spy is a genius.

[S.A.S.Cnl.Alpha]

I nominate Narks as citizen.

[Rumpel1408]

I nominate Narks as citizen.

+1

would be awesome to see him raging even more than he already does without the bad feeling he could actually be evil xD

[chocopaw]

Allright, the game begins.

Night One

List of players:
S.A.S.Cnl.Alpha
Darth Sand
Marcus
monster
narks
philie
Plato
Rumpel
Zane

I will now send you PMs with your roles.
Night will end when every person sent me a PM with the action he plans on doing in this night, but in any case at 23pm CEST.
Plz do not talk here until then.

[chocopaw]

Day 1 (I know, it would be Day 2 in SC2Mafia, but I do whatever I want!)

The little town of Nerdville suffered a cruel awakening. S.A.S.Cnl.Alpha was found dead in his house. There were signs of struggle, but he finally was killed by multiple shots to lungs and stomach, fired by an automatic weapon.
Shocked by this discovery the frightened townsfolk looked through S.A.S.Cnl.Alpha personal belongings to find any reason for this bloody crime. They found simple surveillance gear and some notebooks.
Unsure about which steps should be taken, the most important people of the town assembled in the town hall to bring the murderers to justice.

Graveyard:
S.A.S.Cnl.Alpha (Role: Detective)

Currently there are 8 people alive, so 5 votes are needed to lynch somebody.
To vote, post "-vote NAME".

This day will end before 04.08.2011 24:00 pm CEST.

If you want to leave a last will, write me a pm.

[Zane]

-vote Sandtrout (Im totally Sheriff proven by myself)

I need your help town, you need to trust me.

And like always: heal me :3

[Marcus]

>_< I suppose we must get to work. Also, can we get a roles list?

[Zane]

I guess we know that we have a sheriff. I can prove because I got a moustache and a hat.

[chocopaw]

Also, can we get a roles list?


No, this is practically clue-mode. :)

[monster]

-vote Sandtrout

I trust the sheriff - unconfirmed sheriffs are almost usually right.

[Darth Sand]

dont kill me :(
zane cant be sheriff, he is always serial killer.
-vote Zane

[Zane]

Sand I got a moustache. Anyone else claims to have a moustache?

[Marcus]

I have a beard. I win.
Also, BANDWAGON SHERIFF FTW.
I would like a defense from Mr Sand.

[Darth Sand]

if you lynch me, im gonna be mad
ill defend myself later, when i have more time

[Darth Sand]

1. dont trust a sheriff claim on day1
2. we have 24 hours till the day ends, if youre convinced that you want to lynch me, wait till then, so everybody has time to say what he has to say.
3. im town

[Zane]

So do you trust someone that claims no role at all or a guy with a moustache?

[monster]

I'm sorry but I already got my torch and pitchfork ready and I'm waiting to form an angry mob.

[Marcus]

...
Vote Sand

[S.A.S.Cnl.Alpha]

i am ghost :(

[chocopaw]

3 votes on sand, 2 to go.

[Marcus]

Hey inactive people, speak yo minds.

[philie]

i think zane is unreliable, if we have an escort or a jailor, they should try blocking sand

[Darth Sand]

i already was blocked tonight :D
youre the escort, philie?

[Zane]

sand is obviously mafia, just not a killing role

[philie]

So what is yur role zane?

[Zane]

I won't quote myself, I'm the sheriff, come on I have a moustache. . .

[Zane]

Ok let her survive, but I'll die, because choco didn't include a doctor :p

[Marcus]

Wait, how do you know there are no docs? ???

[Spy]

vote Spy

[Rumpel1408]

vote Zane cause hes mean to Sand...

*drinks some beer and become a glazzy glace* *possed by an REAL investigator*

Sand is not Mafia!

*drinks some more beer* *falls asleep* *losing a small piece of Paper he recieved from a stranger*

OC: Yes Mr Investigator, this is how u use PM, go on this way

[monster]

Awww, don't let improv mafia die...

[chocopaw]

It won't, don't worry.

Votes for Sand: 3
Votes for Zane: 1
Votes for Spy: 1
Votes needed: 5

[Darth Sand]

thx rumpel :D

so, does somebody have some real clues?
so far we only have:
- zane claims sheriff because he has a moustache, that I was mafia and that he knew the whole role list oO
- rumpel claims that I'm not mafia
- I claim that there is a roleblocker (evil or not)
- plato/spy wants to lynch himself
- Onii-samachan Daenoth-kun-sama-chan~~~~~`` claims ghost^^

[Rumpel1408]

since i trust my source more than zane i decided to vote Zane

[philie]

I think Zane is jester and Sand is innocent. We should look for other clues while not letting sand off the hook.

[Darth Sand]

ye, zane being jester sounds reasonable for the time being, but he could be any evil role trying to seem like a jester

[Zane]

My great moustache tells me that Philie is mafia, too. Rumpel is just drunk.

Oh and did you look at Sand's signature?

[philie]

You're taunting me so that i would vote you. I won't. In fact, im 50% sure Sand is not a mafia.

[Zane]

Zane uses taunt on philie. It's not very effective...

[chocopaw]

You have approximately 4 hours left to lynch someone.

[monster]

We obviously chose a bad target for randomlynch. We should have gone for plato. Sand is way too solid to be randomlynched.

[Darth Sand]

Do we need a random lynch? We don't know any roles, so we don't know if it's wiser to random lynch or not :/
If we want to random lynch, I'd indeed suggest plato (he even voted himself) and let Zane be checked, blocked or sth.

[Zane]

Sand is a good liar.

[monster]

Do we need a random lynch? We don't know any roles, so we don't know if it's wiser to random lynch or not :/
If we want to random lynch, I'd indeed suggest plato (he even voted himself) and let Zane be checked, blocked or sth.


YOU are teh mafia ! Only scum doesn't want to randomlynch.

[Darth Sand]

Firstly, that's not true.
Secondly, I do not not want to randomlynch, I just said that we basically have no idea if a random lynch would be wise.

[Narks]

your role is GODFATHER

[chocopaw]

"It is too late to continue the forum. Let's reconvene tomorrow."

Day 1 has ended

Night 2

List of players:
S.A.S.Cnl.Alpha
Darth Sand
Marcus
monster
narks
philie
Plato
Rumpel
Zane


Graveyard:
S.A.S.Cnl.Alpha (Role: Detective)


This Night will end before 05.08.2011 16:00 CEST, preferably before if all actions have been messaged me.

[Narks]

kill plato

[Spy]

Super singularity attack! (Then displacement field to cloak.)

[chocopaw]

Day 2

A series of gunshots robbed the residents of Nerdville of their sleep. When they finally arrived at the place of the shooting, they found both Darth Sand and Marcus lieing in their blood, their weapons right next to them. The town was in a state of total confusion. What had happened? Quickly they searched the homes of the two respected members of the community and found shocking evidence: Marcus was not the honest citizen everybody thought he was, in fact he was not only the murderer of S.A.S.Cnl.Alpha, he seemed to be the mastermind behind miscellaneous other crimes. Darth Sand on the other hand turned out to be nothing less than a hero, a righteous individual of deed that took the actions necessary to protect her fellow lawabiding citizens.
Relieved by this huge hit against the organized crime the townsfolk of Nerdville assembled with new hope. Their city was not save yet...

Graveyard:
S.A.S.Cnl.Alpha (Role: Detective)
Marcus (Role: Godfather)
Darth Sand (Role: Bodyguard)

Currently there are 6 people alive, so 4 votes are needed to lynch somebody.
To vote, post "-vote NAME".

This day will end on 06.08.2011 18:00 CEST or if somebody has been lynched before that timestamp.

[chocopaw]

Shortly after this events the last wills of the both dead persons were found:

Darth Sands last will:
night 1 i protected philie
night 2 i protected rumpel, i can also definitely clear him!

Marcus' last will:
Dear insignificant, idiotic, and small minded citizens, if you are reading this I'm sure my belongings have been raided and you know who I am, and what I have done. I'll see you all in the afterlife.

[Zane]

Why didn't you protect moustache man? :(

[philie]

Because Zane, you're an evil moustache serial killer and possibly pervert.

[monster]

Zane wanted to kill the secret service gurl day1.
*sharpens his pitchfork*
He also pretends to be a an honest moustache wearing citizen, but guess what - his moustache is a FAKE.
*lights a torch*
I'm leading the angry mob to Zane's house! Who is with me?

-vote Zane

[Zane]

I am the king. My soldiers will execute you monster.

[Zane]

Because Zane, you're an evil moustache serial killer and possibly pervert.


If I would be serial killer, I would hopefully kill roleblockers :p

[Rumpel1408]

mhm somehow i think zane is jester, letting us again with no real clues...

oh and sand died deffending me, thx to her, however i got another innocent name, but wont reveal till someone else comes up with clues

[chocopaw]

You guys really never wanna lynch, huh?

[Zane]

-vote monster :3

[Rumpel1408]

You guys really never wanna lynch, huh?


Uhm yeah true, pazifistic douchback we are... however I don't want to randomlynch anyone zane tells me...

[philie]

I wouldnt vote Zane, but i think the real threat is in the lurkers and by that i mean Narks who is either not reading at all, or scared shitless of being discovered.

[Zane]

Yes obviously the stalkers and lurkers are the evil ones.

I'll change my vote to PHILIE.

[philie]

Zane I know you want me to vote for you, however, you'd have to do better than that

[Zane]

hum, could you please please vote for me? :3

[chocopaw]

"It is too late to continue the forum. Let's reconvene tomorrow."

Day 2 has ended

Night 3

List of players:
S.A.S.Cnl.Alpha
Darth Sand
Marcus
monster
narks
philie
Plato
Rumpel
Zane


Graveyard:
S.A.S.Cnl.Alpha (Role: Detective)
Marcus (Role: Godfather)
Darth Sand (Role: Bodyguard)


This Night will end before 05.08.2011 14:00 CEST, preferably before if all actions have been messaged me.

[Spy]

I think this is my first or second post on this Mafia game. Sorry guys! Been busy? I have an ice cream cone to use. I ate the ice cream. What should I do with the cone? Should I poke someone with it?

...

[philie]

i think you should eat it

[chocopaw]

Day 3

The new day held a new gruesome surprise for the little town of Nerdville. This time Rumpel was found dead at home, shot in front of his computer. The Townsfolk found out that he somehow had acquired moderation powers in the famous Mafchan and tried to invite honorable members of the community. Another brave soul was lost forever, and the facial expressions at this days forum ranged from anxiety to grim determination.

Graveyard:
S.A.S.Cnl.Alpha (Role: Detective)
Marcus (Role: Godfather)
Darth Sand (Role: Bodyguard)
Rumpel (Role: Mafchan Moderator)

Currently there are 5 people alive, so 3 votes are needed to lynch somebody.
To vote, post "-vote NAME".

This day will end on 08.08.2011 01:00 CEST or if somebody has been lynched before that timestamp.

[monster]

-vote Zane
come on 2 more votes

[philie]

Zane is jester, im almost sure.
Also, the icecream is wonderful.

Ok after some thinking i realized its w/e. Vote Zane

[Zane]

Ok before you lynch me you have to think again. Look at Rumpels role. Uncommon isn't it? And there are more roles like that. I wouldn't vote me if I were you.

[monster]

what were the powers of the mafchan moderator?

[chocopaw]

He was basically a Mason Leader, just cooler.
For some reason he didn't leave a last will with the members...

[chocopaw]

When the days end approached, a person who had remained quiet the last couple of days raised his hand to lynch Zane. It was narks, the village idiot. His vote was the last one needed, and so Zane met a swift death at the hands of the little towns executioner.
When his lifeless body hung in the wind, the townsfolk looked through his belongings. Shocked they found notebooks full of theories about the evildoers that plagued Nerdville, speaking him free from all doubt. His Last Will was discovered as well:
"Plato probably is a Citizen, but might hide something sinister."
The citizens had taken the life of an innocent, and this fact layed heavily on their conscience. But why had Zane acted so weird? They would never learn the answer.

Day 3 has ended

Night 4

List of players:
S.A.S.Cnl.Alpha
Darth Sand
Marcus
monster
narks
philie
Plato
Rumpel
Zane


Graveyard:
S.A.S.Cnl.Alpha (Role: Detective)
Marcus (Role: Godfather)
Darth Sand (Role: Bodyguard)
Rumpel (Role: Mafchan Moderator)
Zane (Role: Investigator


This Night will end before 08.08.2011 24:00 CEST, preferably before if all actions have been messaged me.

[monster]

-vote narks
I'm still hopeful we will make a lynch

[Spy]

vote narks

[chocopaw]

Day 4

Her hands were shaking when she loaded the revolver. How did it come so far? She actually could live with being a hooker after she had left home. It was good money, and the men of Nerdville were all very handsome. But with the money the wrong people came as well. She drifted deeper and deeper into the circle of the criminal underworld. When Marcus, the godfather, died in a shooting, she found the weapon she now held in her hands simply on the desk aside her bed when she came home from a client. The message was clear. There was no running, they would find her. philie had to kill a man, and tonight she would do it again.

The nervousness crawled back into her body. monster was not at home. But he had to die, he was the only one left who could become dangerous. philie quickly ran through her options in her mind. Waiting here was not a good idea, so she decided to leave the house. She slipped gracefully through the front door without any noise, just to ran right into monster. And he was not alone, narks stood right next to him, showing his usual featherbrained grin, while monster just looked surprised at her. philies heart stopped beating. But then it struck her: this was perfect, she could simply kill them both. The mafia would have won the power over Nerdville. philie produced her revolver, the barrel only inches away from monsters face. He did not seem shocked at all. In fact... he smiled at her. It was a heartwarming smile, no adjugdement in it at all, nothing but sympathy and a fatherly love. philies hands started shaking again. A part of her mind shouted "Pull! Pull!" at her, while a single tear ran down her pretty face. Then monster produced something as well. But it was no gun, it was... an ice-cream cone. The tasty icecream she had received just the last night, the icecream that made her remember better days, when she was a child playing with her little brother on a sunny summer day. It made her not only remember it, it made her feel like on that day with every part of her body. A couple of moments ran by. Then philie let go of the revolver, sobbing. monster just smiled his smile and layed his arms around her. When philie had calmed down, he gave her the cone. With the first sunlight more people came to the ice-cream dealers house, joining this peaceful scene, as not only the evildoers and righteous men of Nerdville had been busy the last nights. monster had brought icecream to every single one of them, and all malignance fell from the little town like a bad dream.

Together the people of Nerdville went to the Graveyard, and the magic power of monsters icecream opened the graves and kissed the dead alive, just as if they were only sleeping, dreaming the bad dream. Tears of joy coated the soil, as the people were united in fulfillment and happiness.

The ice-cream dealer has won the game.

Roles:
S.A.S.Cnl.Alpha (Role: Detective)
Darth Sand (Role: Bodyguard)
Marcus (Role: Godfather)
monster (Role: Ice-cream dealer)
narks (Role: Retarded Citizen)
philie (Role: Hooker/Mafioso)
Plato (Role: Citizen)
Rumpel (Role: Mafchan Moderator)
Zane (Role: Investigator

[Darth Sand]

*eats icecream*

[monster]

awesome write-up

[Zane]

icecream nomnom

[Rumpel1408]

wow and i thought monster was mafia, i even pmd philie in hope she lynched him, and when she did not, I thought she did not understand it...

But the good thing is we still got a happy end :D

[Darth Sand]

it was soooo obvious that philie was a roleblocker ;)

[Rumpel1408]

I believed her to be escort, and i did not thought there was a cult in game so i thought monster was the mafioso

[philie]

wait what..... is he a cult leader?^^ or did i die of not writing about icecream?

[Spy]

Oh come on! This is retarded. The ice cream dealer?

[monster]

to clear the confusion here is the full role description of the ice-cream dealer:

Ice-cream Dealer - you may sell one person ice cream at night. This person is not blocked, but may only talk about how tasty the ice cream was at day.
Alignment: Neutral
Winning conditions: Live to see the day where everybody who is still alive in town has eaten some tasty ice cream.

should obviously be posted into the role-suggestion thread and added to sc2mafia asap

[Spy]

FML.

[Spy]

Obviously I died from the poison in the ice cream.

[philie]

actually a brilliant role. Yet i was pmed that i have to mention icecream, not only talk of it
also, sounds fun how this role is winning alone, and not winnign with whoever like jester. Makes it more desirable to be eliminated.
and i still dont get it, i tried to kill monster.... but he already recruited the last one and had priority before me, thus winning the game before i could shoot?

[Spy]

Lol, I didn't even know who won. Now I checked (it's monster). Haha.

[Darth Sand]

Chocopaw:
Actually everybody won, as you can read in the story.
:3

[philie]

yaaay:3

[Spy]

No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hackers! Only Plato can win!!