Lateral Thinking - Lonely Lil' Negroplant

[Caramel]

Negroplant thoughtlessly squandered his life savings on a vacation to New York City. He's staying at a first class hotel, way up on the 80th floor. One morning after eating a particularly unhealthy, greasy breakfast, he gets on the elevator and takes it down to the lobby. After spending an entire day masturbating to the Statue of Liberty, he gets rather tired, and decides to head back to the hotel. Unfortunately, he had to take the elevator about halfway up and then had to take the stairs to his room on the 80th floor. He angrily muttered to himself, "If only it rained this morning!" Why couldn't he take the elevator all the way up?

[Dust]

This is also old and I know it. I won't put it into spoilers because people look at those...

[Damus_Graves]

I dont know this one at all.

[AppleyNO]

I know it.



Necro is a midget and he can't reach the 80th floor button, unless it rains, because then he has an umbrella and can hit the 80th button.

[Dust]

Also, Necro can get to his floor if other people are around, unless he's being a dick

[CmG]

Illogical. The Personal would help him. Otherwise he would just sue the hotel.

[Dust]

Illogical. The Personal would help him. Otherwise he would just sue the hotel.

It depends on whether the others are staff or customers.

[Damus_Graves]

I have an objection:

Why stay in a room that you know you cant reach the elevator button to.

[Dust]

I have an objection:

Why stay in a room that you know you cant reach the elevator button to.

He was a dick to the hotel staff and they claimed that it was the only room available

[Caramel]

Yep, y'all is correct. Necro is a midget with grubby little fingers.

[CmG]

Ok lets sum it up. Necroplant is a dick. Close the thread already!

[tiloup1441]

Wow this is circlejerk content. I am not infracting any of you guys, but in return, i am getting a post count.


i hope it works in puzzle.