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CaressMeTenderly
July 27th, 2011, 06:50 AM
Good day. Take a moment. Breathe in deeply. Yes. It's me. Control your raging boner. I know. It's hard. Heh. Get it. Hard.
You are probably wondering, just who is this amazingly talented, smart, and handsome individual?
Good question.
I therefore impose a riddle upon thee to discern my identity!
Yeah, that fucking rhymed.

I am new to these forums, but I am not new to these forums.
I am new to this clan, but I am not new to this clan.
I am new to this game, but I am not new to this game.



Who am I?

Ozymandias
July 27th, 2011, 06:59 AM
Banned?

CaressMeTenderly
July 27th, 2011, 07:00 AM
No, but close!


Here, have a consolation prize. It's a quote from a book I wrote myself. Just imagine all those ten years old attending mass reading from it!


Ezekeil 23:20: There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

Ozymandias
July 27th, 2011, 07:11 AM
Have you seen The Terminal?

CaressMeTenderly
July 27th, 2011, 07:17 AM
No, but I have seen Bible Black.

Spy
July 27th, 2011, 08:53 AM
Fuck me.

S.A.S.Cnl.Alpha
July 27th, 2011, 11:39 AM
I think a beret would look nice on me.

CaressMeTenderly
July 27th, 2011, 05:03 PM
Fuck me.


In time, my good friend.
In due time.

oops_ur_dead
July 27th, 2011, 07:43 PM
Get the fuck out, ccog.