Bruno's Puzzle I Made With Mommy's Help

[Bruno]

This is my favorite puzzle and it's not extremely hard to solve.


Two men are sitting next to each other. Suddenly, one of them kills the other one. Both die.

Why? What happened?

I'll answer with YES, NO, or DOESNT MATTER

YOU CAN ASK QUESTIONS

[Duzero]

They were lovers.

[Bruno]

FUCKING NO

[Bunny]

they were bunnys.

[Bruno]

they were bunnys.

FUCKING NO

[Duzero]

they were bunnys.

Why do you have a picture of philies cat?

[Bunny]

one was bruno and the other was a cool guy, and the cool guy killed bruno just because.

[Bunny]

Why do you have a picture of philies cat?

thats MY CAT ZOE

[Bruno]

one was bruno and the other was a cool guy, and the cool guy killed bruno just because.

Nigguh, please. I am unkillable.

But to remain official,

FUCKING NO

[Duzero]

The man who was killed held a grenade in his hand. The spring was pulled and the only thing preventing it from exploding was the handle he he was keeping pressed. But when he died he let go and the grenade blew up.

[Duzero]

thats MY CAT ZOE

Admit it you stole it.

[Bruno]

The man who was killed held a grenade in his hand. The spring was pulled and the only thing preventing it from exploding was the handle he he was keeping pressed. But when he died he let go and the grenade blew up.

FUCKING NO

[Bunny]

Nigguh, please. I am unkillable.

But to remain official,

FUCKING NO

excuse me, but to remain official the answer was just, no.

Duzero: Its my zozo you bastard.

[Duzero]

FUCKING NO

I gave you 2 reasonable answers and you just say no. Stop being so picky.

[Bruno]

excuse me, but to remain official the answer was just, no.

Duzero: Its my zozo you bastard.

WRONG AGAIN NO NO NO NO NO NO


@Duzero, you can ask questions

[Duzero]

One of the men had a killer cat as a pet, when his master died the cat ripped the other guys throat open and then ran home to philie but was abducted by an evil bunny on the way.

[Bruno]

One of the men had a killer cat as a pet, when his master died the cat ripped the other guys throat open and then ran home to philie but was abducted by an evil bunny on the way.

What kind of question is that? NO

[Bunny]

Is homosexuality or weapons involved

[Duzero]

Ok Bruno, are you gay?

[Gingerape]

was the man killed with a knife?

[Cryptonic]

The killer suffered from extreme orgasms. So, his semen shot through the other guy, killing him, while he died from the pleasure

[Bruno]

was the man killed with a knife?

NO


Ok Bruno, are you gay?

NO


Is homosexuality or weapons involved

NO, YES

[Bruno]

The killer suffered from extreme orgasms. So, his semen shot through the other guy, killing him, while he died from the pleasure


LOL BUT NO

[Duzero]

So, why did you answer NO to being gay? Does it matter for the puzzle?

[Gingerape]

Do I matter?

[Bruno]

Do I matter?

YES

[Gingerape]

YES

omg

am i one of the people that died?

[Bruno]

omg

am i one of the people that died?

NO

[Duzero]

Are you gonna answer my previous question?

[Bruno]

So, why did you answer NO to being gay? Does it matter for the puzzle?

NO AND NO

[Ash]

bruno do you always have to say "no"?

[Gingerape]

what was the weapons involved

[Bruno]

bruno do you always have to say "no"?

NO

[Bruno]

what was the weapons involved

A GUN

[Ash]

A GUN
the guy shot the other guy and the bullet went through him and shot an explosive barrel and they both died.

[Duzero]

A GUN

That is not "NO", "YES" or "DOESNT MATTER".

Why are you not following your own rules?

[Bruno]

That is not "NO", "YES" or "DOESNT MATTER".

Why are you not following your own rules?

BECAUSE FUCK YOU


the guy shot the other guy and the bullet went through him and shot an explosive barrel and they both died.

NO

[Duzero]

Did the d00d knew he was gonna die when he shot the d00d?

[Bruno]

Did the d00d knew he was gonna die when he shot the d00d?

YES

[Duzero]

BECAUSE FUCK YOU

I knew you would miss me

[Duzero]

Then obviously he shot the other d00d in the head/chest/etc from the opposite side so the bullet went through him and into his own head/chest/etc.

Or, the bar was full of gas so they just exploaded.

[Bruno]

I knew you would miss me

WE WILL NEVER FUCK AGAIN YOU CUNT

[Bruno]

Then obviously he shot the other d00d in the head/chest/etc from the opposite side so the bullet went through him and into his own head/chest/etc.

Or, the bar was full of gas so they just exploaded.

NO

[Duzero]

Was there something special about the gun? Are you a big fat pussy?

[Bruno]

Was there something special about the gun? Are you a big fat pussy?

NO

[Duzero]

Did the other man really die and do you like to wear diapers at home?

[Bruno]

Did the other man really die and do you like to wear diapers at home?

YES

[Duzero]

Did both men die instantly and do you also go out every night wearing nothing but a diaper?

[Bruno]

Did both men die instantly and do you also go out every night wearing nothing but a diaper?

YES AND NO

[Damus_Graves]

gore suggested i type like this.
as a precaution. i mute my comp whenever visting a thread bruno posted in.

[Bruno]

gore suggested i type like this.
as a precaution. i mute my comp whenever visting a thread bruno posted in.

Dammus if you have nothing to contribute please LEAVE!

[Damus_Graves]

Dammus if you have nothing to contribute please LEAVE!

The man shot was a jester.
the other man suicided due to jester death

[Duzero]

Did a bullet kill the second man and do you wear the same diaper for a week?

[Bruno]

The man shot was a jester.
the other man suicided due to jester death

NO

@Duzero

NO

[Goremancer]

gore suggested i type like this.
as a precaution. i mute my comp whenever visting a thread bruno posted in.

FIXED

[RookRanger]

was it that they were on a plane thats about to crash so one kills one before it crashes and they both die

[Damus_Graves]

FIXED

lol. you so....
funny

[Damus_Graves]

i still want a yes or no to my answer bruno!

[Bruno]

@RR

NO

I did answer you, Dammus.

[Duzero]

Did a bullet kill the first man and are you secretly in love with the smell of used diapers, so much that you keep some in the freezer so you can heat them in a microwave when you feel the urge.

[Damus_Graves]

i didnt see it. my bad bruno. if i can ill rep you for an apology.
hmmm.
was it a natural death for the second man

[Bruno]

Did a bullet kill the first man and are you secretly in love with the smell of used diapers, so much that you keep some in the freezer so you can heat them in a microwave when you feel the urge.

YES AND NO

[Bruno]

i didnt see it. my bad bruno. if i can ill rep you for an apology.
hmmm.
was it a natural death for the second man

YES

[Cryptonic]

He shot the first man, then died of natural causes?

[Damus_Graves]

Alright.
One man shot the other for sleeping with his wife/daughter/son (whatever,) and then had a heart attack and died

[Bruno]

He shot the first man, then died of natural causes?

YES


Alright.
One man shot the other for sleeping with his wife/daughter/son (whatever,) and then had a heart attack and died

NO

[Damus_Graves]

so did cryptonic get it right or are we still guessing

[Bruno]

He got the first bit right. Still guessing.

[Damus_Graves]

ok. he shot the first man then die years later of old age

shot the first man; died in his sleep.

[Glip]

I looked at this for five seconds and my first thought was:

The two men are conjoined twins. By one shooting the other, he really shoots both of them, and they both die.

[Damus_Graves]

I looked at this for five seconds and my first thought was:

The two men are conjoined twins. By one shooting the other, he really shoots both of them, and they both die.

thats amusing.

[Bruno]

I looked at this for five seconds and my first thought was:

The two men are conjoined twins. By one shooting the other, he really shoots both of them, and they both die.

DING DING DING GLIP IS RIGHT YOU'RE ALL FUCKIN DUMB

[Damus_Graves]

DING DING DING GLIP IS RIGHT YOU'RE ALL FUCKIN DUMB

btw. thats not a natural cause of death

[Bruno]

He shot the first man, then died of natural causes?


btw. thats not a natural cause of death

Yes it is he died from killing his conjoined twin.

[Glip]

btw. thats not a natural cause of death

Well, when someone gets shot, naturally, they would die.

[Damus_Graves]

natural deaths:
old age.
heart stopping
doesnt involve guns; suicide; flames; knives; etc.

[Damus_Graves]

Well, when someone gets shot, naturally, they would die.

^.^. amusing reply is amusing

[Burnteskimo IIl.]

OK GUY 1 WAS ON LIKE LIFE SUPPORT SHIT. HE PULLS OUT A GUN AND SHOOTS HIS DOCTOR (GUY 2)

THEN GUY 1 DIES LIKE A RETARD CUZ HE DOESNT HAVE HIS DOCTOR.

EZ RIDDLE. SAY HI TO MOM

[Duzero]

Did the other man really die and do you like to wear diapers at home?


YES

This is something I didn't know about Bruno.

[Cryptonic]

OK GUY 1 WAS ON LIKE LIFE SUPPORT SHIT. HE PULLS OUT A GUN AND SHOOTS HIS DOCTOR (GUY 2)

THEN GUY 1 DIES LIKE A RETARD CUZ HE DOESNT HAVE HIS DOCTOR.

EZ RIDDLE. SAY HI TO MOM

makes sense

[Cryptonic]

Well, when someone gets shot, naturally, they would die.

that's not true :suspicious:

[Ash]

Well, when someone gets shot, naturally, they would die.
No, unless they die from the excessive loss of blood.

[Cryptonic]

SHENANIGANS
I CALL SHENANIGANS!

HE IS ONE MAN, UNLESS SEPARATED.

[Pokemon Trainer Red]

Were they in some sort of transportation vehicle?

[cookies4you]

Were the two men conjoined twins?

Did the man have a dual personality disorder?

[Ciarkness]

This is my favorite puzzle and it's not extremely hard to solve.


Two men are sitting next to each other. Suddenly, one of them kills the other one. Both die.

Why? What happened?

I'll answer with YES, NO, or DOESNT MATTER

YOU CAN ASK QUESTIONS

Using DayZ logic here, the first man wanted the second man's beans. So he shot him. But the sound of the gun attracted zombies resulting in the second man's death.

or

The first man wanted the second man's beans. So he shot him. The gun recoiled and knocked him unconscious while bleeding to death due to the struggle of the second man.

or

The first man wanted the second man's beans. So he threatened to kill himself. The second man said no, and he shot himself while the bullet penetrated through both men's skull.

[Bruno]

Using DayZ logic here, the first man wanted the second man's beans. So he shot him. But the sound of the gun attracted zombies resulting in the second man's death.

or

The first man wanted the second man's beans. So he shot him. The gun recoiled and knocked him unconscious while bleeding to death due to the struggle of the second man.

or

The first man wanted the second man's beans. So he threatened to kill himself. The second man said no, and he shot himself while the bullet penetrated through both men's skull.

I agree with these answers.