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Bruno
July 30th, 2012, 10:44 AM
This is my favorite puzzle and it's not extremely hard to solve.
Two men are sitting next to each other. Suddenly, one of them kills the other one. Both die.
Why? What happened?
I'll answer with YES, NO, or DOESNT MATTER
YOU CAN ASK QUESTIONS
Duzero
July 30th, 2012, 10:45 AM
They were lovers.
Bruno
July 30th, 2012, 10:45 AM
FUCKING NO
Bunny
July 30th, 2012, 10:46 AM
they were bunnys.
Bruno
July 30th, 2012, 10:47 AM
they were bunnys.
FUCKING NO
Duzero
July 30th, 2012, 10:47 AM
they were bunnys.
Why do you have a picture of philies cat?
Bunny
July 30th, 2012, 10:47 AM
one was bruno and the other was a cool guy, and the cool guy killed bruno just because.
Bunny
July 30th, 2012, 10:47 AM
Why do you have a picture of philies cat?
thats MY CAT ZOE
Bruno
July 30th, 2012, 10:49 AM
one was bruno and the other was a cool guy, and the cool guy killed bruno just because.
Nigguh, please. I am unkillable.
But to remain official,
FUCKING NO
Duzero
July 30th, 2012, 10:49 AM
The man who was killed held a grenade in his hand. The spring was pulled and the only thing preventing it from exploding was the handle he he was keeping pressed. But when he died he let go and the grenade blew up.
Duzero
July 30th, 2012, 10:50 AM
thats MY CAT ZOE
Admit it you stole it.
Bruno
July 30th, 2012, 10:50 AM
The man who was killed held a grenade in his hand. The spring was pulled and the only thing preventing it from exploding was the handle he he was keeping pressed. But when he died he let go and the grenade blew up.
FUCKING NO
Bunny
July 30th, 2012, 10:51 AM
Nigguh, please. I am unkillable.
But to remain official,
FUCKING NO
excuse me, but to remain official the answer was just, no.
Duzero: Its my zozo you bastard.
Duzero
July 30th, 2012, 10:53 AM
FUCKING NO
I gave you 2 reasonable answers and you just say no. Stop being so picky.
Bruno
July 30th, 2012, 10:53 AM
excuse me, but to remain official the answer was just, no.
Duzero: Its my zozo you bastard.
WRONG AGAIN NO NO NO NO NO NO
@Duzero, you can ask questions
Duzero
July 30th, 2012, 10:54 AM
One of the men had a killer cat as a pet, when his master died the cat ripped the other guys throat open and then ran home to philie but was abducted by an evil bunny on the way.
Bruno
July 30th, 2012, 10:57 AM
One of the men had a killer cat as a pet, when his master died the cat ripped the other guys throat open and then ran home to philie but was abducted by an evil bunny on the way.
What kind of question is that? NO
Bunny
July 30th, 2012, 10:58 AM
Is homosexuality or weapons involved
Duzero
July 30th, 2012, 10:59 AM
Ok Bruno, are you gay?
Gingerape
July 30th, 2012, 10:59 AM
was the man killed with a knife?
Cryptonic
July 30th, 2012, 11:00 AM
The killer suffered from extreme orgasms. So, his semen shot through the other guy, killing him, while he died from the pleasure
Bruno
July 30th, 2012, 11:01 AM
was the man killed with a knife?
NO
Ok Bruno, are you gay?
NO
Is homosexuality or weapons involved
NO, YES
Bruno
July 30th, 2012, 11:02 AM
The killer suffered from extreme orgasms. So, his semen shot through the other guy, killing him, while he died from the pleasure
LOL BUT NO
Duzero
July 30th, 2012, 11:02 AM
So, why did you answer NO to being gay? Does it matter for the puzzle?
Gingerape
July 30th, 2012, 11:03 AM
Do I matter?
Bruno
July 30th, 2012, 11:03 AM
Do I matter?
YES
Gingerape
July 30th, 2012, 11:04 AM
YES
omg
am i one of the people that died?
Bruno
July 30th, 2012, 11:04 AM
omg
am i one of the people that died?
NO
Duzero
July 30th, 2012, 11:07 AM
Are you gonna answer my previous question?
Bruno
July 30th, 2012, 11:07 AM
So, why did you answer NO to being gay? Does it matter for the puzzle?
NO AND NO
Ash
July 30th, 2012, 11:08 AM
bruno do you always have to say "no"?
Gingerape
July 30th, 2012, 11:09 AM
what was the weapons involved
Bruno
July 30th, 2012, 11:09 AM
bruno do you always have to say "no"?
NO
Bruno
July 30th, 2012, 11:09 AM
what was the weapons involved
A GUN
Ash
July 30th, 2012, 11:11 AM
A GUN
the guy shot the other guy and the bullet went through him and shot an explosive barrel and they both died.
Duzero
July 30th, 2012, 11:11 AM
A GUN
That is not "NO", "YES" or "DOESNT MATTER".
Why are you not following your own rules?
Bruno
July 30th, 2012, 11:12 AM
That is not "NO", "YES" or "DOESNT MATTER".
Why are you not following your own rules?
BECAUSE FUCK YOU
the guy shot the other guy and the bullet went through him and shot an explosive barrel and they both died.
NO
Duzero
July 30th, 2012, 11:14 AM
Did the d00d knew he was gonna die when he shot the d00d?
Bruno
July 30th, 2012, 11:14 AM
Did the d00d knew he was gonna die when he shot the d00d?
YES
Duzero
July 30th, 2012, 11:15 AM
BECAUSE FUCK YOU
I knew you would miss me
Duzero
July 30th, 2012, 11:16 AM
Then obviously he shot the other d00d in the head/chest/etc from the opposite side so the bullet went through him and into his own head/chest/etc.
Or, the bar was full of gas so they just exploaded.
Bruno
July 30th, 2012, 11:17 AM
I knew you would miss me
WE WILL NEVER FUCK AGAIN YOU CUNT
Bruno
July 30th, 2012, 11:17 AM
Then obviously he shot the other d00d in the head/chest/etc from the opposite side so the bullet went through him and into his own head/chest/etc.
Or, the bar was full of gas so they just exploaded.
NO
Duzero
July 30th, 2012, 11:18 AM
Was there something special about the gun? Are you a big fat pussy?
Bruno
July 30th, 2012, 11:21 AM
Was there something special about the gun? Are you a big fat pussy?
NO
Duzero
July 30th, 2012, 11:26 AM
Did the other man really die and do you like to wear diapers at home?
Bruno
July 30th, 2012, 11:27 AM
Did the other man really die and do you like to wear diapers at home?
YES
Duzero
July 30th, 2012, 11:32 AM
Did both men die instantly and do you also go out every night wearing nothing but a diaper?
Bruno
July 30th, 2012, 11:32 AM
Did both men die instantly and do you also go out every night wearing nothing but a diaper?
YES AND NO
Damus_Graves
July 30th, 2012, 11:34 AM
gore suggested i type like this.
as a precaution. i mute my comp whenever visting a thread bruno posted in.
Bruno
July 30th, 2012, 11:35 AM
gore suggested i type like this.
as a precaution. i mute my comp whenever visting a thread bruno posted in.
Dammus if you have nothing to contribute please LEAVE!
Damus_Graves
July 30th, 2012, 11:36 AM
Dammus if you have nothing to contribute please LEAVE!
The man shot was a jester.
the other man suicided due to jester death
Duzero
July 30th, 2012, 11:37 AM
Did a bullet kill the second man and do you wear the same diaper for a week?
Bruno
July 30th, 2012, 11:38 AM
The man shot was a jester.
the other man suicided due to jester death
NO
@Duzero
NO
Goremancer
July 30th, 2012, 11:38 AM
gore suggested i type like this.
as a precaution. i mute my comp whenever visting a thread bruno posted in.
FIXED
RookRanger
July 30th, 2012, 11:39 AM
was it that they were on a plane thats about to crash so one kills one before it crashes and they both die
Damus_Graves
July 30th, 2012, 11:39 AM
FIXED
lol. you so....
funny
Damus_Graves
July 30th, 2012, 11:39 AM
i still want a yes or no to my answer bruno!
Bruno
July 30th, 2012, 11:40 AM
@RR
NO
I did answer you, Dammus.
Duzero
July 30th, 2012, 11:41 AM
Did a bullet kill the first man and are you secretly in love with the smell of used diapers, so much that you keep some in the freezer so you can heat them in a microwave when you feel the urge.
Damus_Graves
July 30th, 2012, 11:41 AM
i didnt see it. my bad bruno. if i can ill rep you for an apology.
hmmm.
was it a natural death for the second man
Bruno
July 30th, 2012, 11:42 AM
Did a bullet kill the first man and are you secretly in love with the smell of used diapers, so much that you keep some in the freezer so you can heat them in a microwave when you feel the urge.
YES AND NO
Bruno
July 30th, 2012, 11:42 AM
i didnt see it. my bad bruno. if i can ill rep you for an apology.
hmmm.
was it a natural death for the second man
YES
Cryptonic
July 30th, 2012, 11:43 AM
He shot the first man, then died of natural causes?
Damus_Graves
July 30th, 2012, 11:44 AM
Alright.
One man shot the other for sleeping with his wife/daughter/son (whatever,) and then had a heart attack and died
Bruno
July 30th, 2012, 11:49 AM
He shot the first man, then died of natural causes?
YES
Alright.
One man shot the other for sleeping with his wife/daughter/son (whatever,) and then had a heart attack and died
NO
Damus_Graves
July 30th, 2012, 11:50 AM
so did cryptonic get it right or are we still guessing
Bruno
July 30th, 2012, 11:51 AM
He got the first bit right. Still guessing.
Damus_Graves
July 30th, 2012, 11:53 AM
ok. he shot the first man then die years later of old age
shot the first man; died in his sleep.
Glip
July 30th, 2012, 11:53 AM
I looked at this for five seconds and my first thought was:
The two men are conjoined twins. By one shooting the other, he really shoots both of them, and they both die.
Damus_Graves
July 30th, 2012, 11:54 AM
I looked at this for five seconds and my first thought was:
The two men are conjoined twins. By one shooting the other, he really shoots both of them, and they both die.
thats amusing.
Bruno
July 30th, 2012, 11:56 AM
I looked at this for five seconds and my first thought was:
The two men are conjoined twins. By one shooting the other, he really shoots both of them, and they both die.
DING DING DING GLIP IS RIGHT YOU'RE ALL FUCKIN DUMB
Damus_Graves
July 30th, 2012, 11:57 AM
DING DING DING GLIP IS RIGHT YOU'RE ALL FUCKIN DUMB
btw. thats not a natural cause of death
Bruno
July 30th, 2012, 11:59 AM
He shot the first man, then died of natural causes?
btw. thats not a natural cause of death
Yes it is he died from killing his conjoined twin.
Glip
July 30th, 2012, 11:59 AM
btw. thats not a natural cause of death
Well, when someone gets shot, naturally, they would die.
Damus_Graves
July 30th, 2012, 12:00 PM
natural deaths:
old age.
heart stopping
doesnt involve guns; suicide; flames; knives; etc.
Damus_Graves
July 30th, 2012, 12:00 PM
Well, when someone gets shot, naturally, they would die.
^.^. amusing reply is amusing
Burnteskimo IIl.
July 30th, 2012, 12:02 PM
OK GUY 1 WAS ON LIKE LIFE SUPPORT SHIT. HE PULLS OUT A GUN AND SHOOTS HIS DOCTOR (GUY 2)
THEN GUY 1 DIES LIKE A RETARD CUZ HE DOESNT HAVE HIS DOCTOR.
EZ RIDDLE. SAY HI TO MOM
Duzero
July 30th, 2012, 12:03 PM
Did the other man really die and do you like to wear diapers at home?
YES
This is something I didn't know about Bruno.
Cryptonic
July 30th, 2012, 12:04 PM
OK GUY 1 WAS ON LIKE LIFE SUPPORT SHIT. HE PULLS OUT A GUN AND SHOOTS HIS DOCTOR (GUY 2)
THEN GUY 1 DIES LIKE A RETARD CUZ HE DOESNT HAVE HIS DOCTOR.
EZ RIDDLE. SAY HI TO MOM
makes sense
Cryptonic
July 30th, 2012, 12:05 PM
Well, when someone gets shot, naturally, they would die.
that's not true :suspicious:
Ash
July 30th, 2012, 12:57 PM
Well, when someone gets shot, naturally, they would die.
No, unless they die from the excessive loss of blood.
Cryptonic
July 30th, 2012, 01:13 PM
SHENANIGANS
I CALL SHENANIGANS!
HE IS ONE MAN, UNLESS SEPARATED.
Pokemon Trainer Red
July 30th, 2012, 01:19 PM
Were they in some sort of transportation vehicle?
cookies4you
July 30th, 2012, 05:21 PM
Were the two men conjoined twins?
Did the man have a dual personality disorder?
Ciarkness
August 20th, 2012, 01:23 PM
This is my favorite puzzle and it's not extremely hard to solve.
Two men are sitting next to each other. Suddenly, one of them kills the other one. Both die.
Why? What happened?
I'll answer with YES, NO, or DOESNT MATTER
YOU CAN ASK QUESTIONS
Using DayZ logic here, the first man wanted the second man's beans. So he shot him. But the sound of the gun attracted zombies resulting in the second man's death.
or
The first man wanted the second man's beans. So he shot him. The gun recoiled and knocked him unconscious while bleeding to death due to the struggle of the second man.
or
The first man wanted the second man's beans. So he threatened to kill himself. The second man said no, and he shot himself while the bullet penetrated through both men's skull.
Bruno
August 20th, 2012, 01:40 PM
Using DayZ logic here, the first man wanted the second man's beans. So he shot him. But the sound of the gun attracted zombies resulting in the second man's death.
or
The first man wanted the second man's beans. So he shot him. The gun recoiled and knocked him unconscious while bleeding to death due to the struggle of the second man.
or
The first man wanted the second man's beans. So he threatened to kill himself. The second man said no, and he shot himself while the bullet penetrated through both men's skull.
I agree with these answers.
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